Word of the Day: ineffable - Not to be uttered; taboo.
"Look, I'm sorry"
"You wimp! This is all your fault!"
"I told you, I could resist! The temptation was too great!"
"Cheater! You're a cheater!"
"I'm telling you! I just couldn't stop myself!"
"What do you mean you couldn't stop? What could he have that I don't?"
"Look…Wolfram…I'm sorry."
"Sorry doesn't fix anything!"
"Look, Gunter was only—"
"No! His name is ineffable…Just…don't say it anymore…"
"You have to believe me, Wolf! He was giving me the most desperate look!"
"What about my feelings? Did you ever stop to consider them? Did you ever stop and wonder if I would be hurt by this?"
"Wolfram…"
"Think of our children, Yuuri! How will they ever be able to look at me the same way?"
"Wolfram! This doesn't have to change anything!"
"It's already been changed…I'll never forgive you for this…"
"Wolfram…please…give me another chance!"
"I don't know if I can…"
"Please! I'll do anything!"
"Anything…?"
"Yes! Anything for you!"
"Fine…no sex for the next five nights! My ass hurts because I tripped over that damn rug again!"
"I said I was sorry about that!"
"And I said that it doesn't fix anything! Its your fault for letting Gunter have those damn decorations!"
"I told you! He was looking really desperate!"
"CHEATER!"
As Wolfram stomped off, Yuuri glared down at the source of the argument, the cheerful face grinning up at him. He kicked it for good measure before wandering off to find Wolfram.
Rug: 1.5
Lantern: 2
Yuuri: 0 (He broke even for kicking the rug)
Wolfram: 0