Sharpie addict: welcome to our story! Joining us today is the lurvely…ROSE! Again.
Rose: Hi. Again.
Sharpie addict: Ok, we don't own anything…maybe… lol not really.
Chapter 1: envy in…
A HEART FOR THE HEARTLESS
"Hey."
"No."
"Hey."
"No."
"He-"
"Envy I SAID NO!" Rose screamed, glaring at the scantily clad Homunculus. "You cannot use my book. It's MINE, I TELL YOU, ALL MINE! It's the only thing I haven't read yet!" Rose coughed once before returning to her book.
Suddenly, Ran popped up, her large eyes peering over the edge of the book.
"Please?" She asked innocently.
Rose glared, but otherwise ignored the annoyance.
Envy looked at Ran.
Ran looked at Envy.
Quite by surprise, Rose found her book being hauled off and down the hall by a manically laughing Ran and Envy.
"Gimmie back my BOOK!" Rose screeched, shimmying down the fan's chord after them swiftly.
She found them in the kitchen, closing the microwave door and pressing random numbers before hitting start. Rose slow-mo screamed and ran, but the book was already burning. Envy and Ran laughed at the horrified look on Rose's face and high fived, not noticing when her look of horror turned into a grimace of rage.
Envy was the first to sense their impending doom. He screamed and ran downstairs. Ran, however, was slower. Rose grabbed her by the collar and dragged her back to Anna's room.
Still holding Ran, Rose made her way to the sewing kit bag. Rose pulled out a spool and tied Ran up to ensure that she didn't escape. Then she pulled out a yellow ball-tipped pin and dragged her baggage towards the closet.
"Edward," She asked sweetly. He turned around slowly.
"Yeah?" He asked.
She grinned evilly. "Help me out, or you're next." Ed hastily grabbed the rope ladder and shimmied up a kimono that happened to reach the floor. He dropped the ladder down and Rose clambered on, prisoner in her arms.
Ed hauled them up, and Rose untied her victim. She pushed Ran off, only grabbing the edge of her shirt at the last minute, pinning her in place with the pin. She smiled at Ed.
"Thank you!" She chirruped, sliding down the kimono.
Rose found Envy hiding in the bookcase, ironically enough. She grabbed his headband off and dragged him up to Anna's room by his hair. She looked up idly at Ed. "Okay, how to punish him?" She pondered. Her eyes fell on a paper plane.
She hauled the then-unconscious Envy towards it. She grabbed the plane and hauled it, and her victim, to the bookshelf, where she hang-glided herself to the big 3D valentine paper heart hanging just below the light fixture.
"Ed! Toss me the rope! All of it!" She shouted. Ed complied hastily. Rose caught the large bundle and instructed Ed to move to the bookshelf. Ed clambered down and shimmied up the cord to the bookshelf, waiting next to the victim.
Rose tossed him one end, which he secured. Rose then tightroped it to the bookshelf, grabbed Envy, and tightroped it back. She placed Envy on the heart's equilibrium and hastily unfastened the rope, doing a Tarzan to the pillow on the ground.
Envy barely woke up in time to save himself from a nasty fall. He grabbed the fuzzy string and shrieked. Rose balled up his headband and chucked it at him, causing him to flail to catch it, almost falling again.
"One heart for the heartless!" Rose shouted up. Envy glowered. Ran glanced down at Rose.
"What were you reading, anyway?" She asked.
Rose shrugged. "Something about ADD bunnies and Autistic penguins," she said, and skipped off.