Sharpie addict: I would just like to point out that I actually have these paper children hanging in my room. Me and Rose just got to pondering how the hell Envy ended up on that paper heart, and this story was born. It's how everyone got to their ending places.
Also, this story was a collaboration with ECLIPSEDROSE13 (Aka Rose) and it was only with much coercing that it is on my profile. She wrote "Tall as I can be" and the chapter after this, as well as Rose being her character. She also came up with the title for Envy's story. That being said, it was all in my house, my room, based off the paper children I created, and I came up with the story Idea.
Ok story!
Chapter 3: Deidara and Tobi in…
OMG I'M ON A POSTER!
Deidara turned to Tobi. "This is better than the real housewives, un." Tobi looked at him and grinned.
"Sure is sempai! That girl Rose is even scarier than Konan! I wonder if she has a lollipop?" Rose replied magically from beyond her book with a,
"No."
Tobi pouted and sat down on the white curtain bar that they had been left on. "I can't believe how short those two over there are, either, un," Deidara continued, "The green haired one is having some fun egging him on, un."
Tobi brightened. "Hey, look! That guy, the short one-"
"I AM NOT SHORT!" Ed screamed.
Tobi continued, unperturbed. "He's on a poster!" Deidara looked in the direction indicated by his partner's finger, then grinned.
"Maybe we're on a poster, un," He said. Tobi leaned forward, using his ninja-ness to stay on the thin bar.
"Look, sempai! There you are with Kisame, Itachi, and Sasori!" Tobi shouted.
Deidara leaned forward, "Sasori no Danna?" He asked excitedly. He leaned over a bit more, but forgot to use his ninja-ness and so stumbled, barely catching the bar with his arms.
"TOBI, HELP, UN!" He shouted, finding himself stuck. Tobi bent down and poked him with a pixie stick.
"What's wrong, sempai?"
Sharpie addict: I would just like to thank Rose for the pixie sticks. We had to use them to keep Deidara's head and Tobi's body from falling when we put them up, so I had to fit it into the story somehow. Plus, that's a very Tobi thing to do XD.