Rose: my character inherits a lot of her behavior from myself and Sharpie addict. Omg! What if this could actually happen?

Sharpie addict: WE'D ALL DIE! *dies*

Rose: wait, no! you still have to write the epilogue!

Story!

Chapter 4: Rose in…

BOOK MANIA!

(Book theme: three and a half men intro) "Book, book, book, book, book, book, book, book, book, book, book, book, book,-"

"ROSE!" Envy screamed from his punishment perch, "I'm already being punished, don't add on to it."

She spotted a bottle of white out on the desk below her, shimmied down the fan wire again, grabbed it, and climbed back up.

"What're ya gonna do with that?" the annoying five year old asked sarcastically, "Rewrite the book?"

"No," Rose replied. "I'm going to chuck it at Envy." She picked it up, and not even with all of her thirteen-inched might, threw it at the green-haired miscreant.

It didn't hit him. It wasn't supposed to. It hit the heart that he was sitting on, causing the pain-in-the-butt that he is to shriek like a little girl, and grab on tighter to the fuzzy strings.

Everyone except Ran and Envy began uncontrollably laughing.

Rose sighed.

"What's wrong Rose?" Ed asked sincerely.

"Can't find another book." Came Rose's reply.

"Why don't you read the Twilight crap?" asked Envy.

"Already have. And yes, I've finished all four books already.

"Bookworm." Ran coughed out the word from her I've-been-a-naughty-person spot.

"Well," Envy sneered, "Why not do something else for once in your life?"

"There isn't much else to do. They don't have small enough pencils for us to use, therefore I can't draw, I can't write, all that's left is to read. But there isn't anything that I haven't read yet today left in here." Rose complained. "What to do? What to do? What to do?"She asked herself as she plopped down on the edge of the bookshelf.

"Hey sempai! Do you want anything?" they heard coming from the direction of the Naruto characters. "Yes, Tobi. I would like a lollipop-"Deidara was cut off by Tobi, "ANYBODY GOT A LOLLIPOP?" he screamed across the room from the curtain rod. "SCREW THE LOLLIPOP TOBI! I was being SARCASTIC! What I want is to be back on my feet and not just hanging here awaiting my death! NOW TOBI! Un!"

"I have lollipop, Tobi, is it? Envy asked from the light.

"Really? You do? Really?" Tobi asked excitedly, took a deep breath, and continued. "Can I have it? Please? Please? Please? Please? Please? Please? Please?"

Envy grinned deviantly. "If you get me down from here, then you can have it."

Tobi shook his head manically. "No, No, No, No, No. The crazy lady will kill me." He said, gesturing toward Rose.

"Damn straight," Rose muttered. "Smart kid."

Tobi suddenly threw his arms up in a "bonsai" position, "Tobi's a good boy!"

Rose shimmied down the cord on the fan once again. She heaved open the bottom desk drawer, and began to dig, randomly tossing out stuff that either was covered in mold, looked like a half finished science experiment gone wrong, or things that looked alive that shouldn't be.

"Hey! It moved!" he screeched, pointing at a hairball on the floor. "I swear it did."

Rose found the last remaining thing she hadn't read yet in the room, she had already finished off the piles of fanfiction and original stories in both the corner and in Melissa's duffel bag on the floor.

She opened the book, and began to read.