Sup You! I'm back for another chpt! I've had WWAAAYYY too much cola….But ere's chpt. 4…plus no song for this chpt. Cause I couldn't think of one…. HAHAHA

1 swear word in this, so kiddie's nows the time to turn away.

And now that you've ignored me…on with the story

Disclaimer- If I owned iCarly I'd be hyper on champagne not cola's. FPOV

Oh mother of Chizz I like her.

I mean I've always liked her, she is my best friend. But that's all, nothing more nothing less.

OR not.

Sorry your probably wondering who the chizz I am and what's my problem.

Well, I'm Freddie Benson and the blonde haired demon next to me. Who is,probably, watching Girly Cow right now , this is my problem. You probably know her as Sam Puckett, co-star on iCarly. I might as well tell you how this started.

I started years ago when we were in middle school. Me and Sam had our first kiss together and promised things would go back to normal.

And they did.

For about seven months until I saved Carly from that taco truck. And she kissed me. I should have been grateful; she was my crush after all, stress the was. Cause all I could think of during and after the kiss was Sam.

How I wished it was Sam kissing me.

And Sam I was going out with.

Sam.

Sam.

SAM.

So me and Carls ended and I was over her. And I didn't think about her as my crush any more. And I was OK with Sam again.

But four weeks ago we were hanging out and just laughing at nothing. And I what I was thinking the whole time was Wow this is fun. And it was fun because I was with normal, awesome Sam.

And at the door I felt like leaning and pushing her beautiful blonde hair out of her eye's and kiss her. Telling her how I felt and show her I lo-liked here more than a friend. And have her kiss me back-.

Oh Chizz, when did this hormonal freak start taking over my mind?

At first I just ignored these feelings but I can't. And now I'm staring at my sealing (A/N-Spelling?) thinking about how fucked up my love life is and how the summer is almost over AND I still don't know what to do. Then my mom walked into the room.

"Freddie are you OK!" Yeah she can be a bit TOO caring.

"Why wouldn't I be?" I say with a raised eyebrow. I've been in my room the whole time.

" Weren't you watching the news! There's a penguin on the loose!" Really mom….really. But when she gets hyped up like this its safer to agree with her.

"OK so I'll just stay here away from killer penguins."

"OK, I'll go out get some PenguinGone from Mal-mart."

"Bye."I say while signaling that she can leave now.

I need to think rationally. I've got it! I'll make a list! My mom makes me make lots of lists like the;

10 ways to be harmed by a safety pin and 10 characteristics for an ideal girlfriend.

Don't ask…

First negitives.

Sam's been my best friend for years. She's tough, tomboyish, and aggressive…mostly to me. She's disgusting, rude and nothing like the ideal girlfriend I spent most of middle school thinking of. She has a very high tendency to embarrass me. She would slap me if I even thought about her that way. She's not polite and would probably rather die than go out with me.

Then again.

She's beautiful, has the most mesmerizing smile and deep blue eyes. Her Blonde hair is always shiny and smells nice (don't ask how I know, I just do!). She's individual and unique. Is the funniest person I know and the funnest to be around. She makes me laugh way more than Carly can. She can be nice if she wants to be.

She's just Amazing.

And Complicated.

I stand up to my mirror. Look into my own eyes and say, "I Like Sam Puckett." As soon as I admit it to my self my phone goes.

z*z*z

To: Freddie

From: Sam

YO fredbum get your butt to carlys.

Spencers on fire + carls putting it out.

ENTERTAIN me.

z*z*z

Sam. I text back.

To: Sam

From: Freddie

Comin Princess P.

z*z*z

I Like her.

"That's so not fair!" Sam says.

"Umm yes it is you landed on my park place and I have a house," I gloat."Pay up." She looks around nervously bitting her bottom lip. I just love teasing her!

"Monopoly sucks." She stated.

"Yeah but so does every other game we play."We usally play board games when spencer catches on fire ("I'm too sad to stay awake.") and ticks Carly off ("I'm taking a shower!"). It usally takes two hours for Carly to finish.

"So lets do something else."

"Like what?" I ask there nothing to do other than raid Carls games.

"Talk."

"Ok you start." I say. I don't have anything to talk about.

"Ummm,"Sam says looking for something. "Ready for school?"

"Yeah I've got everything except that FX 96 digital calculator for calcus." I'm going shopping for it tomorrow, can't wait!

"Me to. But don't you feel like somethings gonna change?" Where'd that come from.

"No, why?"

"I have a feeling everythings gonna be different Senior year. I mean I know the whole collage thing but something else." Wow, Sam really thinks something gonna change.

"If you mean that Twillights finally gonna kill Edward off, then I hope so." I say trying to change the subject.

We start debating about whats the best way to kill Edward. When Carly comes down and starts tell us to stop planning Edwards doom. As if. Then we start a debate about why Edward deserves to die.

I LIKE HER.

Soz for the short chpt.

I am hyped up on cola. But still lovin this story. How bout you? So sam has a feeling about senior year…why?...Only I know….

And if ya can think of a song to fit her review it to me….And I'm not doing the whole 10 reviews thing…And next chpt. The fun starts…..