Author's Note: Thank you so much to all of those who reviewed! You guys really brightened my day. There is a concern that this may be deleted, but let's pray that won't happen. XD So, here we are, with more internet acronym usage from Kuja. Sardonic indeed.
Disclaimer: You must understand – I own nothing. Square and LiveJournal can vouch that for me.
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A Drama King's LiveJournal
Author: PsychDragoonX
Post II: …Omfg.
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Logged in as FeatherMage.
Entry: March 15, 2006
Daily Internet Acronym Usage: Omfg
As you might have read in my previous post's comments, my brother, Zidane (aka SexyGenome17), sent me a link to a… certain site that I'm going to explain now.
People are stalking me. No, I'm not being paranoid. People know where I live, people know what I do, people know what I did. They are FOLLOWING me. They started many fanlistings and cults. But that's not the disturbing part.
The disturbing part is that it featured incestuous yaoi pictures with Zidane and me. I'm openminded to the fact that I could be indeed having sex with another guy, but… Zidane, I love you as a sweet lovable moronic younger brother that I can pick on whenever I'm bored, but not like THAT. Got it?
So… I'm being tortured, stalked, and inviting my brother over for more than just afternoon tea. Lovely life people make it out to be.
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COMMENTS:
1: SexyGenome17:
Aww, you love me? Thanks. –hugs you-
REPLY:
The disturbing part is that it featured incestuous yaoi pictures with Zidane and me. I'm openminded to the fact that I could be indeed having sex with another guy, but… Zidane, I love you as a sweet lovable moronic younger brother that I can pick on whenever I'm bored, but not like THAT. Got it?
2: KujaFangirl9485028573:
So you're homophobic, you jerk?
REPLY:
The disturbing part is that it featured incestuous yaoi pictures with Zidane and me. I'm openminded to the fact that I could be indeed having sex with another guy, but… Zidane, I love you as a sweet lovable moronic younger brother that I can pick on whenever I'm bored, but not like THAT. Got it?
And please stop stalking me.
3: KujaFangirl2930403984:
YOU KILL WHATEVER IMAGINATION WE HAVE! I HATE YOU!
REPLY:
The disturbing part is that it featured incestuous yaoi pictures with Zidane and me. I'm openminded to the fact that I could be indeed having sex with another guy, but… Zidane, I love you as a sweet lovable moronic younger brother that I can pick on whenever I'm bored, but not like THAT. Got it?
And please stop stalking me.
4: LiveJournal:
-gets flooded by KujaFangirls-
REPLY:
The disturbing part is that it featured incestuous yaoi pictures with Zidane and me. I'm openminded to the fact that I could be indeed having sex with another guy, but… Zidane, I love you as a sweet lovable moronic younger brother that I can pick on whenever I'm bored, but not like THAT. Got it?
And please stop stalking me.
CLOSED TO FURTHER COMMENTS:
If I have to copy and paste one more time…
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Lovely
I just discovered the ultimate stalkers. They are a group of people that love to change their names (But I will keep track, so that I may kill them one day soon. Preferably by telekinetically mess up their stock market and make everyone as fat as the ugly elephant lady). This time, they're Square-Enix. They made a fucking VIDEO GAME about my life! …and they were quite accurate, I must admit.
Another shocking discovery – they have video games in the afterlife also. Hell, it's just like real life sans the need to eat. And here I was dreading going to Hell and being eternally tortured by my sins. If I see Garland, I am going to laugh in his face and kick him off another cliff.
Although, I am curious to play the other Final Fantasies…
COMMENTS:
1: Masamune4eva:
Hahahaha… Yes… welcome to the afterlife. I've got other sites to show you… Ha ha ha ha… and soon I shall become one with the After Planet and give myself to Mother…
REPLY:
That just sounded really in need of a your mom joke now, but I'll resist. Have fun licking her right breast, Oedipus.
2: Masamune4eva:
…
REPLY:
Yes, that what I fell like whenever I have to talk to you.
3: KujaFangirl20485730595:
THIS COMMENT HAS BEEN DELETED.
REPLY:
You didn't want to hear that. Trust me.
4: SexyGenome17:
Oh yeah, btw, did you get my invitation for afternoon tea?
REPLY:
I don't think I want any afternoon tea right now… Idiot.
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