I was really pleased to get 1 review already. And a guess 2! So i'm sad to say (RonandHermione4ever04...Thanks for the review!), that Cam's sister is not Solonge Knowles. Though you are VERY close to getting it but it's not beyonce either.

Just realized i sounded way 2 seriouss theirrr. So YYYYYYYYYYYAAAYYYYYYY

Disclaimer- OK, OK you got me i don't own iCarly...Yet...

SPOV

"Cam when are you getting here?" I ask pacing in Carlys apartment with Freddie watching me. Carly was upstairs taking another of her "Angry showers". This time it was because spencer glued her pearpod to his new "giant pearpod" sculpture. And Cam is late getting here.

"Chill, Sammie i'm comin'." Cam and her lateness...Grr.

"Fine, you've got six minutes, or your dead Lovett."Still pacing.

"Love you too, Puckett." Sarcastic bitch."Bye."

"Bye" I click my phone off and turn to Freddie who seems to be injoying the sceane.

"Take a picture Fredwart it'll last longer." I say as i slump on the couch next to him.

"What's the big deal if Cam's," He checks his watch. "three minutes and thirty-five seconds late?"

"Do you know the date?" I ask with a eyebrow raised.

"The thirtieth of September."

"Yes, and every last day of every month me and Cam used to go to Mallmart and buy loads of packs of ham and chicken. Then we go to the park to eat a picnic. So we're starting it again AND she's late." I say.

"Can I come." I really want to say yes and Cam wouldn't mind but actually i would.

"No." Its no that i don't like him, we are friends. But, lately things have been different for us. We've gotten closer and it kinda scares me. And Sam Puckett is only afraid of two things;

A world without meat products. The thought makes me shudder.

And Giant watermelon people.

Don't ask.

Seriously don't.

But me and Freddie have been able to stay in a room for some hours without any bodily harm. And i've been alot nicer to him and i've even let him take me to buy that stupid calculater.

And...enjoyed it.

I know!

And i've started thinking about how cute it is when Freddie acts like a dork.

Though i still feel like beating him up.

"I'll ask Cam." He says.

"If she gets here." Where is she?

Suddenly she bursts in the door. Her yellow jacket smuged and her purple tshirt with what looked like blood. Her head was bent down and she was shaking. Freddie was the first to move than me.

"What's wrong Cam?" He asked her as we helped her up. She mumbled a bit to me and Freddie asked me.

"She said she was attacked by a group of boys outside and they want fifty dollars or they'll come back." She whimpered when i said that.

Freddie pulled out his wallet and gave cam a fifty. "Here, go and clean up and we'll come with you."

She nodded and went up stairs and came down in five minutes. Looking clean and unharmed.

"So, Sammie ya ready?" She asked as if she hadn't been hurt five minutes ago.

"What!" Freddie asked surprised.

"Oh," She sits next to him.,"On my way here i stopped by Mallmart and bought all the hamand junk. But found these earrings," She pulls them out of the bags i've just noticed are beside the door."And so they costed fifty and if i got money from you it'd be like I never paid!"

I was tricked by a trickster.

I'm the master trickster.

She's good.

"Got ya." She says to us. Freddie just smiles his cute nubbish smile."Eh i'm used to it."

Forget i thought that.

"Lets get a move on." I say pulling Cam off the couch.

"Wait," Cam turns around," Can i come."

I shot him a glare and then a pleading look to Cam.

"Sure, but your carrying the bags." She chucks them to him. And he falls back on the couch."How do you carry these?"

We shrug. " Muscle power."

We laugh and leave.

Cam leads us to the park.

Where me and Freddie were some weeks ago.

"Lets eat on top of the hill." We head over and i remember me and Freddie laughing at the bottom of the hill.

We set out all the food and we dig in.

"So Cam, you told us about your sister, but who is she."

"Its a secret, you'll see in about," She counts on her fingers, " three and a half months. You'll have to guess."

" But she does look a lot like Cam." I add.

"Umm, let me guess Tiffany Evens?"

"I don't look like her." She says with her mouth full.

"Not with your mouth full."

" Yah, Yah."

We talk for a while longer . When i get an idea, I whistper it to Cam. And she smiles and kneels on the edge of the hill.

"Hey Freddie, do you see that?" She asks.

Freddie bends over to see and i gently push him over. He goes rolling down the hill.

"Shall we?" Cam asks.

"We Shall." I say. Then me and Cam roll down besde Freddie.

"Why?" He asks. We shrug and we all share a smile. Then Freddie breaks the trance.

" Remember the last time we were here?" He asks looking up but I know the question's for me.

" Yeah." I say smiling at the sun.

"OK is one of you gonna tell me or are you two gonna keep staring at the sun?" Cam asks now standing and looking at me and Frednub.

"We when to the Groovy Smoothie and Frednub here, spit on the floor. Causing this girl to fall." I laugh.

Good times.

" Yeah and then me and Sam came to the park and ended up on this hill laughing like now." The nub answered.

" So this is like the Sam and Freddie site." I look at Freddie and he's blushing.

"I guess." We say.

"Dude we HAVE to stop that."

"Aww thats sweet. Should i leave you in your little site? I think i will." She starts to walk away.

Me and Freddie look at eachother than at Cam and jump up. And tacle her to the floor.

"Don't leave us." We say.

"OK if you'll get off. You're squishing my pelvic."

Cam's phone goes off.

"He was a skater boi,
she said see you later boi
he wasn't good enough for her
she had a pretty face
but her head was up in a space
she needed to come back down to-"

" Get off!" Cam screams. We jump off and she answers.

"Hey." She walks away from us. And we laugh.

"Oh Carly. Yeah whats up?"

"Oh those nubs their with me." We scream "We are not nubs!"

" Yes you are." She says.

"Yeah we're heading over. Bye."

She walks back to us.

"That was Carls, she said you left her alone. And she's all out of ham."

"Our bad." We say.

"Come on lets go, children."

"Yes, mother." Freddie says.

I must be rubbing off on him.

I'm so proud.

"Watch it, boy." She says. He nods.

The wimp.

"Carly we're home!" I say when we get to the apartment.

"What Sam said." Cam and Freddie say.

"Where did you all go?" Carly says looking sad.

"We went to the park and had a picnic." Cam calls from the kitchen.

"Why did you leave me." She says as Cam comes back. Eating a chicken leg and sits next to her. Me and Freddie are sat on the other side of Carly.

"They didn't tell me you were here." Carly looks at me.

Thanks a lot Cam.

"I thought it was just gonna be me and Cam. Then he came." I point at Freddie.

Now we are all looking at him. And he looks panicked.

"Umm, Sorry Carly." Nice.

"S'OK. Which park did you go to?"

Cam answers finishing her leg. "The one by here. Its these two's special spot."

"Awww." Carly goes.

"Cam!" We say.

"What?",She mutters,"Seattle or New York a special site is a special site."

"Did they tell you about their seat at the GS?" Carly says turning to face Cam.

"No, they held out on me."

"What!" Me and Freddie say again.

"Yeah, they have this table in the GS. Where every body knows they always sit. And when their with me we sit somewhere else."

"Aw dats cute." She laughs.

"Ehh." I say being completely ignored.

"So i invaded their "site"?", Carly nods."Oh i tried to leave them to it but the tackled me and then you called."

"Aww." They both say.

"What?" me and Freddie say.

"You two are so cute." Carly says.

Why am i friends with them?

"Yeah." They laugh.

And then (FINALLY!) stop and we turn on Girly Cow. We sit and talk for a while till Spence says its dinner time.

"Can we crash here?" Cam asks Carly and Spence in between bits of her FIRST spaghetti taco.

"Sure, If Sam's like my sister than you are too. This can be your home away from home, K?"

"K.I'll ask my mom." She answers while putting another taco on her plate. After dinner Cam calls here Mom and( i say hi.) says she can stay. We watch T.V till ten and start heading to bed. Then there's a knock.

"Who's that?" Carly asks. She looks through the peephole.

Don't you just love the word peephole?

Peephole.

Peep.

Hole.

Sorry, went off topic there.

"Freddie." She tells us. He walks in wearing his P and J's and his hair messed up.

Aww, he looks cute.

Ohhh!

Carly's rotting my mind.

"OK, i know its late but i was thinking about Cam's sister and i know who it is."

"So do i." Cam says. "Lets sleep."

"OK, but is it Keri Hilson?"

"Yes." Cam says with a yawn.

Freddie smiles the same smile as when i told him i was Melanie. Proud of hisself and slightly big headed. "K, good night." He leaves and Carly locks the door.

"Why did you say that." I ask Cam before we sleep.

"He's a boy they all want to think their right. I'll set him straight tomorrow." She says as she drifts to sleep.

My phone vibrates.

z*z*z

To: Sam

From: Freddie

Nite :D

Freddie. I text back.

z*z*z

To: Sam

From: Freddie

Nite Dork :D

z*z*z

I fall asleep...

Smiling.

Snorrreee!

Aww Carls!

AWW cute chpt idk if we have 1 more filler or straight to the party tell mii which u want...

Review even if u hated it...

This was a clued chpt. So i hope u can see what kind of music Cam's sis sings... U guys HAVE to guess...

Luv ya...

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