Go a whole day without walking into something
Today was the day Bella decided. Today was the day that she was not going to do anything clumsy. She will not slip or trip or need Edward to catch her in anyway. She was getting tired of his constant protection. It had gotten worse since the dancing insistent and the ice catastrophe. So she decided today he would not save her and maybe he would back off. Bella was doing well; she had made it all morning without needing his help in anyway. By the time they entered the cafeteria Bella couldn't stop smiling. She got her food and made her way over to the Cullen table.
"So Bella…what kind of clumsy exploits have I missed this morning." Emmett asked innocently as I sat down. You'd think he'd be a bit more mature after living a couple of decades.
"For your information, I haven't walked into or tripped over anything. And I don't plan to start now."
"Well see…" Emmett said and turned to Jasper, talking at a vampire speed so I wouldn't hear.
"I'm not as clumsy as you think. It's mind over matter." Bella stated as she began to eat. The table was relatively silent for the next 10 minutes. No one spoke aloud unless it was directed at Bella. Finally Bella finished eating. She got up and started to walk towards the garbage can when out of no where Mike came crashing into her. Before she knew it Bella was on the ground with Mike on top of her. He didn't look the slightest bit embarrassed.
"Hi Bella. Fancy meeting you here." Mike said, still lying on top of Bella.
"Yeah, hey Mike can you do me a favor?" Bella asked in the calmest voice possible.
"Yeah, anything you want." The delusional boy actually looked hopeful.
"GET OFF OF ME!" Bella yelled. He quickly got up and walked, or ran more like it, away. Bella got up and threw the remainders of her lunch out. On the way back to the Cullen table she wasn't watching where she was going and bumped into on of the tables. (A/N not impossible to bump into a table. I do it all the time) Edward was there in a flash making sure she was alright.
"Bella love, are you alright?" Edward asked. Everyone in the cafeteria could hear Emmett laughing at Bella's clumsiness.
"No I'm not."
"What's wrong?!? Do you need to go see the nurse or…" Edward started before Bella interrupted.
"I'm not alright because I proved myself wrong." Bella said with a pout. Edward, sensing what this was about, stopped worrying and smiled.
"And what were you wrong about?"
"I can't go a whole day without tripping or walking into something. I guess that makes 3 things can't do."
A/N Yay new chapter! Thank you to everyone that has reviewed! BTW ideas for this story are welcome, I'm running out of ways for Bella to hurt herself.