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Author: PsychDragoonX

Post V: THONG LOL – To mimic those who are not me

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Logged in as –click- If you do not know who I am by now, I would love to kill you personally before you choke on air.

Entry: March 18, 2006

THONG LOL – To mimic those who are not me

So, I've been getting a lot of questions directed towards me about my thong and why I wear it. I shall now quote one of the senders:

Omg u wer tat ghey thng al the time. Y? THONG LOL. I mean u havnt gt a par of pantZZ0rZ? LOL

Aside from the grammar from some illiterate without a goal, I'm keeping the sender anonymous, because I want to kill him personally before any of you get to him. To answer your question, you hysterical anorexic cheerleader orgasm who thinks that you're as witty and "ghey" as moi, I have several reasons to wear my "ghey thng" in list form:

1: My thong, admittedly, gives me an extra 30 agility. What's so funny? The extra speed allowed me to fully test the powers of Bahamut, as you might recall ever so "ghey". (And yes, I'm on a glorious revolution to make that idiot embarrassed by using "ghey" as much as possible)

2: It's highly fashionable. Call me vain, but I want to look good when on a killing spree. Hmm? Why are you laughing? It's not my fault that you're a tacky bargain bin cheap ugly two-gil whore who thinks yellow and magenta are good colors. But yes, my artistic eye aside, I like to spend money on clothes. It's unknown why, though…

3: It's all about the mentality. If people think I'm harmless, they will be as confused as hell when they see my smirk right before I kill them. Also, wouldn't it be scary if you knew that you lived to see people get completely obliterated by some innocent-looking guy in a thong?

And it's proven that those who question others' sexual orientation is insecure with their own. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because I'm going to kick your ass!

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COMMENTS:

1: UWEE666:

Kuja, you suck! Uwa haa haa haa!

REPLY:

Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off it. It's just that you are the center of all gravitation, dear Kefka.

2: Masamune4eva:

My sword is better than you.

REPLY:

While that's debatable, I am at least sexually secure enough to know that without a constant reminder that I carry and probably lube and rub.

3: SexyGenome17:

I'm confused…

REPLY:

Of course you are. You are also too confused and stupid to use magic, because you have the mental ability of a gnat.

4: SexyGamblerDicePlayer:

You, too, like to spend money looking top notch?

REPLY:

…Who the fuck are you?

5: DragoonKainLancer:

I was told from my friends that I could come here to talk about our obsessions of girls. So, about Rydia…

REPLY:

…? Get the fuck off my internet.

6: CoffeeRepublicAndCakes:

Terra/Tina… you… do… you…. Umm…. You know… want to…. Yes?

REPLY:

…What is up with all of these people?

7: TREASUREHUNTERDAMMIT:

TERRA/TINA IS MINE, EDGAR!

REPLY:

I give up.

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Poor Kuja, having his LJ flooded by idiots and horny guys. See you all next chapter!