Private sighed dreamily as he stared at his father sleeping on his cold concrete bunk. He knew what he wanted to do was wrong, it went against literally every rule in god's book translated by close-minded fools, but he didn't care much anymore. Seeing Marlene break one of God's ten cardinal rules made private feel better about breaking the rules he was about to break.
Mayday every day my heart
Private sighed dreamily as he crawled in bed beside his father, he took comfort in the warmth his fathers body gave him. His flipper wandered against Skipper's body and he felt the warmth tender feathers with his wing. His contentment in being so close to his greatest love was immeasurable.
Could've had a heart attack my heart
He slid his body closer to Skipper's to increase his pleasure, being just a few inches closer gave him something he never had before. He slid his beak closer to Skippers and looked in his leaders beautiful eyelids. The penguin was asleep, but Private didn't care, his eyes were closed but he could still feel the emotion pouring out of them as if they were open.
We don't know anything my heart
His dream mate lay just a few inches away from him, tempting him with his sheer perfectness. His unobtainable perfection that he generously tried to pass on to his sons and teammates. He wondered what perfection might taste like.
We all want something fair my heart
Smiling he pushed his beak forward and met Skippers, the two beaks touching was hard and uncomfortable but strangely pleasant. He loved the taste of Skippers bony beak and was jealous of the way Marlene savagely tasted it merely a few hours ago.
Out of town out of sight is my heart
Private wanted to be greedy, at this moment he was a bank robber who had broken into the safe and now stared greedily at it's treasure. He wanted to take it all, every last bit his fragile emotional state could carry.
Queen of lies everyday is my heart
But he couldn't, his little boy cowardice wouldn't let him.
My heart one more on the phone my heart
Sighing, Private climbed out of Skipper's bunk and into his own. He might try the robbery again some other night.
One more at the phone my heart
Author's note: A random page in this fic that I decided to put in based on the purpose of the song on the original album. Kurt completely improved the lyrics to this song and made it as a tool to fill album space and to disrupt the flow of the album purposefully. I figured I should make a chapter like that in this story as homage to the song.