disclaimer: i do not own any of the characters in dragon ball

Plans

Piccolo: "don't cut his tale off"

Chichi: "I know whats best for my son and you stay away from him"

Piccolo: "he comes to or did you not know that your son sneaks out every day"

Gohan: "morning" he gets up and grabs a gift that is obviously close and opens it to reveal a piccolo style gi and puts it on " thank you"

After a long argument Gohan went to bed the next morning he grabbed the devise he made that his mother said was just junk and flew to west city to find Bulma

Gohan: (there's she is) " execuse me pretty lady(that should rub her ego the right way) do you know where I can find Bulma Briefs"

Bulma: (cute kid) " you found her now what did you want"

Gohan: daddy told me about all fun stuff you two do so I wanted to meet myself

Bulma: (not again) "what's your daddy's name

Gohan: "Goku Son"

Bulma: sighs "look kido you're the third one this week and you and whoever are your real parents aren't getting anything so scram"

Gohan: gets angry and yells "he is my dad" as his lashes out ripping right through bulma shopping bags than he real meek as he says "sorry "

Bulma: after seeing his tale she (thinks shit he wasn't lying) Sorry kiddo how about we go to my place and I'll call your mom

Gohan: "k"

Bulma: "so kid where are your parents anyway"

Gohan: "home thier kinda mad"

Bulma: "why"

Gohan: "I sorta became=speaks real fast= monster last night=slows down and they don't like my friend mr piccolo"

BULUMA: "WHAT THE DEMON KING IS YOUR FRIEND"

Gohan: "yeah"

Mugger: pulls a gun on Bulma "give me the money and no one gets hurt"

Gohan: runs over to the mugger and uses a spin kick to trip him then punches him in the stomach causing him to double over and passed out

Bulma: (he's his father's son) runs down the street and calls a cop to take care of the mugger

Cop: after sees that it's safe to approach the cop arrests the mugger

At Capsule Corp

Gohan: "Bulma since daddy said you're so smart (gag gag) I wondered if you would look at this thing I made"

Bulma: (great Goku kid thinks he smart this ought to be good) "sure lets see it kido"

Gohan: "here it reads ki (she won't think I'm dumb after this he he he)

Bulma: "Wow does it really work?"

Gohan: "yeah here see" he turns it on points it at bulma and the scouter read 23 "than if you type in the person's name you can track them anywhere within 10 miles (poor Yamcha)

Bulma: "who really made this kido"

Gohan: "I made it!"(you fucking bitch)

Bulma: "easy easy kido" (brat) "let's just go find my boyfriend" (this can come in handy he he)

They follow the scouter to find Yamcha with several brainless bimbos clinging to him

Bimbo# 1 looks at Bulma "go away we are with the bandit right now"

Bimbo# 2 "yeah buzz off"

Yamcha: "BULMA you see what had happened was?"

Gohan: … looks down at scouter which read 123

Bulma: with angry expression "whatever I just thought you would like to meet …" look down at the kid "whats your name kid"

Bimbos:"the kid can't be that important if you don't know his name"

Bulma: "he's Goku son"

Yamcha: blinks and sees the tail (definitely goku's kid)

Bulma: "well I need to call chichi so by" then she takes out her cell phone and texts we are through

bulma calls

Gohan: sweat drops (crap I'm in trouble)

Bulma: hello chichi I wanted you to know your son came over

Chichi: "Bulma That can't be Gohan's ground to his room today" then she walks up to find a empty room "GOHAN GET YOUR BUTT HOME THIS INSTANT"

Bulma blinks "gohan you better go"

Gohan flys home

Bulma: wow goku already tought him to fly

Gohan returns home to find both his worst nightmare at once bars on his window and no dinner.

Power level

Gohan 295

Bulma 23

Yamcha 123

Mugger 22 with gun 80

Cop 20 with gun 80

Bimbos 17