When Brambleclaw was popular.
Hello and I'm Brambleclaw. I used to be so popular… it started in kindergarten..
"Hey bramblepaw want to play go fish?" tawnypaw purred. She was my sister and we loved to play with each other… "Sure!" I replied with a smile… as we took some fish from a pond and hide them in a pouch we set a few on the ground in a pouch then we started to play together. Soon a bunch of she-cats came up and started playing with me.
The next day I had to get a tree house and tell everyone to bring out there I.D to many she-cats from shadowclan thought I was handsome… then I was a teenager with a bunch of cats taking pictures of me… with my new name Brambleclaw. I had turned famous when I starred in a movie!
Then one day a big fat two-leg fell on me and now I'm Drop dead ugly! My dad hates me…my sister hates me… Firestar vomits every time he see's me and squirrelpaw only likes me cause I have a pretty nose… I still remember the good old times… but I keep hurting myself everyday… I have a forever-broken-tail now… the only thing that can save me is major plastic surgery!!! Now I lie on the streets asking everyone to spend there time for the "make Brambleclaw pretty again association" A.K.A the M.B.P.A.A.
Oh brambleclaw...now pernamentally ugly. LOLZ well I have a request i see! Hawkfrost and Ashfur! and my friend wanted me to make fun of Tigerstar. alright then i'll get to it! i always am open to requests! please tell me the warrior you hate and remember i think graystripe rocks and I wont make fun of him. I might make fun of Silverstream one day though like i dont hate her i just like making fun of her. any how please tell me the warrior u absolutly hate or want to be made fun of. and if u want...tell me how u want me to make fun of them! well review please and if u have a flame u wanna gimme...bring it on!!! i love flames (sometimes) well i dont love them i just like it when people write them its like they never heard of "if you have something bad to say don't say it at all"