Lavi the P.I.: Halloween Movie Pt. 2

Disclaimer: The anime featured in this fan fiction are in no way connected or created by me. They were created by their creators of course. D. Gray -man belongs to Katsura Hoshino-sama. Thank you.

The zombies were defeated enough that there weren't any more to be seen for the next couple blocks.

"Hurry! We've got to find shelter!" I say putting away my hammer. We're running down one side of the street where there is no one to be seen in search of shelter when we hear an attention whistle.

I turn to see who was the bitch that did that and I see a kid upon a house with a barrage of guns. He's joined by another guy, kinda chubby but no one's judgin' anyone here.

"Is that a human?"

"It is!"

We look throughout the street to see if any zombies were coming and we approached the house. We waited until the kid opened the door and let us in. It looked like a pretty safe place to hide from the zombies.

"Whew…we're glad we ran to the right side of the city…" I say catching my breath.

"We're just glad there are people alive here…you guys really are lucky." He said looking at all of us.

"Oh. It seems the girls need some rest, go on inside the other girls are resting as well. We're just keeping an eye out and seeing how many we can kill until we're ready to move."

Kanda unsheathes his sword and aims it an inch from his face.

"What did you say, bitch?" he says in all his snappyness.

"OH…uhhh I meant the lady over there in the pink dress…"Kanda bonked him on the head with his sword. "Ahhh…" he holds his head.

"Takashi!"

"Hirano… are there more of 'them' coming?"

"Lots! We gotta get going before times runs out!"

"Hey!" I scream in all my loudness.

"SHHH!" he quites me down…wtf?

"They follow sound any sound they hear and the will go towards it, like instinct." He says in a whisper.

"Okay" I whisper in my whisperyness. "But who are THEY?...no…WHAT are THEY?"

"That we don't know…we just like to refer to them as 'they' or 'them'." He explains.

"Instead of Zombi-" they cover his mouth up.

"Calling them Zombie's is like calling 'Him' the Devil…or calling Beetlejuice, beetlejuice." He starts.

"SHHH don't say it again!" We all say.

"Anyways lets go inside and rest up. You all are probably tired of running" he looks back at Lenalee, Komui and Allen and smiles. "And from your trick or treating event."

Lenalee blushes a little and Komui breaks out.

"We're not trick or treaters! We're employees and employers of a local gas station as of this knuckle head here…he's trick or treating." Komui points to Allen.

"HUH! HEY NOW!"

"SHHHH"

"What are we in? Silent Library?"

We go inside to see no one inside. The place is pretty big and rich like. Who's house to I have to rob to get something like this?

"The girls are showering. Maybe the young lady in the group would like to join them?" He does the mistake of looking at Kanda again.

"BITCH. SAY THAT AGAIN." He snaps.

"Thank you, sir. I'll kindly join them." Says Lenalee glaring at Kanda.

Kanda steps back with a "che" look on his face. Man…what a sore thinker.

Lenalee picks up her dress and the other guy walks her to the shower room. I turn to the leader guy and smirk all seriousness a side for a moment and lean in on him.

"So…you said there was a shower room filled with GIRLS? SHOWERING? NUDE? BONE-" right before I could finish Komui brought over his dumbass foot over my head and kicked me down. DAMN I'm gonna have a triple scooped ice cream on my head by the end of this episode if I don't watch myself.

"My dear sister is in that room, ya prick." Growls Komui.

"Damn, Lavi's the biggest pervert in the room.." murmers Kanda.

We go up these stairs to a master bedroom where they were watching us from. There was a balcony that has a shooting range scope with a great view from here to the Conoco station where we were just at. That's pretty freaken sweet, you're well prepared!

"There are a lot of them out there. I think it's going to take us a good while before we can actually be free."

"Do you have a theory on how these things began breaking out?" asked Allen in all his seriousness.

Damn. He was serious.

"We don't really know how but we hear it's air borne and it's spreading fast…"

We all took a moment to think, even if it took a moment it felt like forever. Outside we could hear the moaning off the walking dead. How the hell are we supposed to escape this madness? This thing was as sudden as finding out your girlfriend was a guy for the longest time.

Suddenly we hear a girl voice and we turn to it. Immediately as I turned to the voice, it was as though I was slapped with a nosebleed head shot and I fall to the ground. The girl was wearing nothing but a towel. Holy mother of fanservice…my dreams have finally come true! A hot drenched girl wrapped in a tiny towel…I can now die peacefully!

Everyone blushed and you can hear a ding. Takashi rushed to her covering her up. "Takagi! We have guests! You need to find clothes that fit you!" he scolded her even though we all knew he enjoyed the sight.

"You guys shouldn't even be looking, you perverts!" she pouted and shifted away.

At this point I was still on the floor suffering from a loss of blood. Allen coughed and picked me up sitting me on the bed. Man what a fellow. Komui turned his attention from the door to the outside sky. Kanda just had his "hmph" face with a little pink in his face. Takashi just turned around to us and sighed.

"I'm sorry about that. I did tell you guys that the girls were bathing and cleaning up" he said putting an arm behind his head.

"It's fine…(okay)" we all say.

"Takashi!" another girl's voice says.

"Uh?-OOF" another girl runs out of the room and completely bounces on Takashi with her chest. She had soaking blonde hair and her towel nearly exposed her. I fell off the bed. Everyone turned to her and for a split second everyone gulped and turned away.

"Miss Shizuka!"

"Takashi! The girls are being rough in there…maybe Takashi will make me feel better" she nuzzles on him and he starts to sweat.

"Miss Shizuka…please…we have more guests here…they're survivors…"

She looks over to us and smiles waving at us even if we're not at all looking at her. Allen speaks out.

"H-hello, miss…It's great to know you're alive." He says shakey voice.

"Aww you're just a cutie aren't you?" she walks over to Allen and nuzzles him the same way she did to Takashi.

Allen starts shaking and closes his eyes. Perhaps a major blush and a nosebleed coming soon.

"Miss Shizuka! Please! Put on some clothes!" says Takashi becoming even more uneasy.

"Oh-okay, Takashi." She runs off and we all exhale a LONG exhale.

"How many girls you got locked in that room anyways?" I say as I get up and cover my nose with my scarf.

"They're my classmates…and they're not locked in there…Actually that last one was the school nurse.."

"Takashi."

Everyone turns to see another girl appear. Kanda's eyes shifted a little.

"Oh, Saeko. At least you have something on.."

What the hell? She has one hell of an apron on! Not much but decent!

"Who are these people?" she asks looking around the room.

"These are some survivors we found running around outside." He says turning to us.

"Hmm…are they good fighters?" she asks in all her seriousness. I turn to Kanda and he has his eyes set on her speak.

"HEH…*good* fighters?" I say. "I don't think we could have survived a massive cluster of them ganging up on us back at the Conoco station."

"What are your weapons." She states.

I pull out my little hammer and she looks at it with a disappointed expression.

"Miss, Saeko…This is not what it seems…" I run out to the balcony and summon it. "Big hammer little hammer…grow, Grow, GROW!"

"What about you, kid?" she turns her attention to Allen and I feel like my light's been passed on out of boredom. What the hell.

Allen pulls out his arm and transforms it infront of her. She nods her head with a smile and turns to Komui.

"What about you?"

"Unfortunately I have no power. I'm just the owner of the Conoco station these kids were speaking of."

She blinks and turns to Kanda lastly.

"And you?"

He shows her his blade and she's impressed.

"Nice blade you have there. I'm quite jealous.." she says with a dark smile. Kanda just stares back at her with that same glare.

"Tch…Just get your inspection over with already.." he turns his head away.

She scoffs with a smirk and walks up to him and looks at his Katana.

"Well…let's see it. Bring it out." She says crossing her arms.

Takashi turns to Allen and I and covers the side of his face as so she can't hear, but really there is no point since you're whispering it and people around you can hear…plus you never know if this person has hyper super hearing, like that Winry girl and that Ed guy…I wonder how they're doing…the little scamps.

"She likes her swords long.." he whispers to us.

God…why did that turn me on? Allen just freaks and watched the two. If you didn't know they were separate you would mistake them for siblings…or maybe even husband and wife…but mostly siblings.

"Tch…" Kanda unsheathes his sword not even careful of the distance between the two. Saeko steps back a bit and watches the sword. She's smirks more as it starts to grow larger

"You're going to be very useful as the last two. I'm glad you're in our team." She pats him on his shoulder.

"I'm on nobody's team…I just happened to fall with this group of worthless nobodies…" he said all coldass.

"I like your attitude too…" she cold glare smiled. She turned away and to Takashi. In other words she's not dealing with your bullshiz you're still in our team, or she'll whoop your ass. "Nice group of characters you found, I'm impressed." She says nodding at Takashi and then turning to walk away.

What the hell? There was ASS in this room and no one bothered to look at it, but me? I hate this place.

"Lavi!" calls a female voice. I turn to the voice, it sounded like Lenalee. "Lavi come here please.." she sounded serious so I follow it.

I enter the room where the girls were coming from and I didn't need to walk in to feel a blow of orgasm to my face. Lenalee was having trouble with her hair, a towel wrapped around her waist. She looks at me with that cute, Lolita, innocent look and I just had to blush.

"Y-you want me to help you with something?" I ask softly.

She looks away and nods. "All the girls left before I could ask for them to help me with my hair…"

I approach her and help her with her hair blushing every second. "Lenalee…there is something I've wanted to tell you…but your brother's always been there to control things that I never had the chance…"

She looks up at me and tilts her head in a cute questioning way. "What is it? We're all alone now, Lavi"

"I've…I've always pretty much liked you, Lenalee. There's a reason I return to the Conoco store every day…and It's not for gas, or food…It's for you." I say staring at her hair.

She's silent for a moment and I wonder if I should have told her that to begin with…Damn it, Lavi! You're such a twit! You should have waited! Now she's gonna reject your love for her!

"Lavi…" she says quietly.

I stop washing her hair and kneel down to her eye level. "Yes?"

She attacks me in a hug and kisses my lips tenderly. Have my prayers been answered? Am I really having this embrace and kiss from the girl of my dreams? I wonder how much I can get away with from her brother…In fact. I've been gone for a long while from them, shouldn't they be wondering why Lenalee called me? It seems that that thought has been in my mind for a while I didn't notice she was still kissing me for only 5 seconds. She pulls apart from me and she's on top of me.

Hell no is this fanfiction turning into a hentai! I sit her down beside me and I take a moment to actually make things sense. She kissed me and hugged me…so she LIKES ME BACK? I turn to her and smile.

"Lenalee…" I blush. "Come here…" I lay her down on the shower floor and kiss her back. Suddenly I felt an impact hit my face. It wasn't Lenalee her hands were in cute position, across her chest.

I look around and I feel the impact again. What the hell?

I open my eyes…goddamnit…

"LAVI…It's 2 in the FREAKEN AFTERNOON." Yells Allen. Man…what a fellow…

"WHAT? DON'T TELL ME I'VE BEEN FREAKEN DREAMING!" I scream out.

"You fell asleep last night while I went trick or treating. You said you were going to the convenience store but when I went to the convenience store you weren't there and Lenalee gave me a kiss." I wrap my arms around his neck and start shaking it. "WHAT?" I snap at him.

"A-COUGH-CHOCOLATE-COUGH-KISS!-COUGHH!-"

"Oh." I let him go. What a fellow.

"You really think I'd let her kiss me?" he blushes and walks off to his room to blush his ass off.

I get up only to feel my shirt a bit wet. I lift it up and it was water I freeze a bit.

"Is something wrong, young master?"

"Nothing, Sebastian. What's for lunch?"

"For lunch we have beef wellington with red wine imported fresh from Italy, what do you wish for a side dish with the decision of biscuits and toast?"

"Biscuits."

"Excellent choice, my lord."

"We also have special guests Earl Cain Hargreaves to visit in the next fan fiction."
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Hmm I bet you're wondering...Where the *hell* did this butler come out of? Well truth is...I have no idea. I guess that dream was all just a big fantasy with me and my beloved Lenalee. I guess my P.I. days are pretty much over...unless something comes up. I wonder how things will be later on? Anyways thanks for staying put to my shenanigans around town and staying till the very end. You earn me and my butler's respect. Stay put for something special soon!

Note from the Author's Desk:

This is probably the last insert I'm making for this fanfiction since I'm running out of time and ideas. Though the end of this fanfiction shows a little hint of my next project. I know random insert of Sebby = u= in here. I promise, though, that I won't finish this fanfiction without so much as finishing the second part of the Thanksgiving special.

UNTIL THEN...ADIOS!