Chapter 2
A/N Titles seem so different in the day light. Anyway, I don't own Chuck, but I am going to have fun with Morgan.
Morgan decided that the quickest way between two points was a straight line. He bolted through the bedroom, yanked the Morgan door open and hurdled over the window sill. His shoelace got caught and he landed outside the apartment beard first. Shrugging his shoe off, he was upright in a millisecond. He noticed Casey unlocking his door. Not deviating from his path, he hopped over the fountain wall, sloshed through the water and jumped out of the fountain. As Casey pushed his apartment door open, Morgan ducked under his arm, ran through the living room and up the stairs. He slipped twice on his wet sock, but recovered quickly.
"Hey, moron," Casey yelled, "you're messing up my floors!"
Sarah heard the commotion outside and tried to free herself from Chuck's grip. As much as his strength thrilled her, right now it was frustrating. She knew a hundred ways to free herself, ninety-nine involved inflicting serious bodily harm. That would put a dent in the plans she had for Chuck tonight, after she dealt with the bearded gnome. She fixed Chuck with her most intimidating glare. "If you don't let go of me this instant, the only action you'll get for the next year would be sexting…with Morgan." She almost smiled when his hands popped off her body like her skin was burning him. It was a lie of course, but he didn't need to know that.
Following the path Morgan has taken, minus a trek through the water, she literally ran into Casey who has taken a step to block the door. Within seconds Chuck showed up at her side. "Let me through," she hissed but Casey just shook his head.
"You need to calm down." He kept his eyes on hers as she was only wearing pj's. Very skimpy pj's. Casey came to think of Walker as a little sister and seeing her dressed like that grossed him out a little. Other men didn't feel the same way though. Mr and Mrs Hedistian just returned from their bingo game at the community centre and Mr Hedistian was very appreciative of the view. Mrs Hedistian was not. What was it with the Bartowskis' significant others to have no qualms about walking around half-naked? Not that she minded doctor Woodcombe's porno shorts that accentuated those lovely hills and valleys.
Casey motioned to Chuck with his eyes to make him aware of their audience. Chuck groaned inwardly. Sarah's gonna be the death of him someday. He pulled his own t-shirt off and simply said, "Sarah, arms." Not taking her eyes of Casey as she tried to figure out a way into the apartment, she lifted her arms and Chuck slipped his shirt over her head. Mrs. Hedistian's eyes roamed over his chest appreciatively and her pacemaker skipped a beat. Now that was better. Mr Hedistian cleared his throat loudly and with a small wave led his wife to their door. He searched his semi-senile mind to try and remember where he put those little blue pills.
"Casey, let me through." He shook his head again.
"Whatever the moron did, I'm sure it's not worth killing him. You need to calm down."
"Stop telling me to calm down! He sextexted me!"
"I still don't know what that means."
Chuck started to blush. He didn't want to be around when his girlfriend explained to John Casey of all people what sextexting is, so he decided to intervene. He moved his foot and hands slightly in case he had to assume the Morgan pose. "Sarah, Morgan was just being a good assistant. I was a little busy at the time and...uhm...look, he came up with the whole idea to ensure our relationship didn't suffer because of the long distance thing." Okay, that sounded so much better in his head.
Sarah turned to him slowly, her eyes spitting fire. "This doesn't bother you?"
"Of course it does, but it's Morgan. He didn't mean anything by it. I'll talk to him."
"Trust me, Chuck, if you see the message, you'll want to do more than just 'talk to him'."
"Wait," Casey interjected, "what is sexting?"
"It's like phone sex, but with pictures and text messages," Sarah explained bluntly and Casey's ears turned red. For good measure she added, "He's probably doing it with Alex too." A plan was forming in her mind and she's going to need Casey's help. Chuck's too, but it shouldn't be that hard to convince him. She didn't use seduction on missions since she and Chuck finally got together, but this was different. Besides, they'll both enjoy it.
"I'll kill him myself," Casey threatened as he turned around. Sarah grabbed his arm.
"No, you're not. We are going to torture him."
"I'll get the equipment from Castle." Chuck whimpered and Sarah shook her head.
"We won't need those. I have something else in mind. Are you in?"
"What do you need me to do?"
"For a start, don't complain about the tax dollars I'm gonna spend."
A/N No, I'm not stalling. The little revenge plot is coming together, see you in the next chap. For the record, I found the sexting in episode 1 very hilarious. Morgan was just being a diligent assistant, looking out for his buddy, so it wasn't really that gross. I'm still deciding just how jealous Chuck is going to get about it.