Scene: Forest Battle

The three homicidal-maniac Decepticons were beating the living circuits out of Optimus Prime as he fought gallantly to protect Sam from their evil clutches. Megatron's canon delivered a direct hit into Optimus' chest hurtling him across the forest floor, dirt spilling into the air. Sam frantically ducked and rolled to avoid being pulverized by the massive Autobot as he tumbled across the ground.

Recomposing himself after the damaging fall, Optimus spat out all the loose pieces of metal that had broken inside his mouth.

In a distrustful sinister voice Megatron questioned Optimus, "Is the future of our race not worth a single human life?" Sam pleaded to his protector to continue fighting, "Optimus get up!"

Courageously standing to face the three evil foes surrounding him Optimus declared, "You'll never stop at one!" and unsheathed his energy blades embedded within his wrists, "I'll take you all on!"

As Optimus leapt forward to attack he was halted in shock as the four alien robots heard the faint voice of a human, completely distinct from that of the human child they knew to be in their vicinity, "You can do it!" The man screamed in a Mexican accent.

Sam, Optimus and three Decepticons froze still staring at the skinny middle-aged human standing in the forest bushes.

"Rob Schneider!" Starscream scoffed finally breaking the awkward silence. "I hate Rob Schneider!" he bellowed as he pulled out his gun and blasted the actor into vapour. Sam looked at Optimus and shrugged, Optimus returning the sentiment before plunging back into the intense battle.

AUTHORS NOTES:

^The above is the result of randomness and sleepiness. :) haha

Also, I have been meaning to reply to a review of chapter 10: Sam solves the puzzle by SkyHighFan. Obviously, thank you for putting so much thought into a review! It makes it so much more fun when people get involved. And of course to my rebuttal:

In this alternate version Sam is a cheap arse like his father- so he smashes Leo's phone, but not his precious Iphone (all hail Steve Jobs, thy master)

Also, Simmons didn't attempt to feel up Sam searching for his phone because he was having conflicting emotions about the boy and decided to keep his distance.

And finally, Simmons wasn't with the 3g network, so he had crap reception.

^ Again, randomness laughter ensues.