Scene: Enemy Scrotum
Simmons was risking life and limb climbing up the pyramid of Geza after Devastator, the Decepticon that threatened to tear the monument apart to reveal the alien machine dwelling within that could destroy all life on earth.
Exhausted but determined he climbed as fast as his left would take him after the enormous alien, his walkie talkie in hand. Peering upwards at the alien tearing debris away he spied two metal sphere clanging together in the middle of its crouch.
Simmons stomped and began to scoff, "Alright that's it! I am out!"
Devastator looked down suddenly spotting the small human male who was beginning his decent from the pyramid. It glared at him and screamed a vicious growl.
Simmons just turned his head back and pointed his finger directly at Devastator, "Nope! I have had it!" he yelled, Devastator pulling back wide eyed in shock.
Simmons continued to bellow in a rant, "Firstly, Sam's dogs are humping each other. Then a Decepticon in the skin of a woman tries to dry hump him. We have alien toy cars humping female legs, old cybertronians farting, the main characters falling on each other's crouches. And now THIS! Seriously. I am out- screw you perverts I am going home!"