Scene: Savage spews Insecticons

Savage had successfully landed on earth, crashing into the waves of a shoreline, the cold liquids cooling his metal exterior after the heated entry through earth's atmosphere. Initiating his command protocols, Savage crawled sneakily through the guarded boarders of the human army base in search of the mapped entry point in his memory banks.

Stupid organics Savage scoffed in his head as he furiously sprinted across the army fields littered with motion detectors and scanners. His movements so graceful and powerful alike that of an earth jaguar.

Reaching a small vent leading to the room containing the AllSpark shard, his target, Savage wrapped his mouth around the opening hole spewing thousands of tiny insecticons that were dwelling within his interior awaiting their extraction.

Once Savage had completely removed all the little metal machines from his stomach he paused. Crickets chirping and the wind blowing silently until…

"Argh!" Savage yelled momentarily grabbing his metal 'paw' shaped limb to his stomach.

"Oh Primus that hurt! Like a million knives slicing through my body! For the love of the Matrix… arghhhh. I don't get paid enough for this! I think I'll go back to smuggling drugs for Starscream!"