Inevitable Marriage
"NO."
"It's not often the Raikage offers his son for marriage, Temari."
"There is no way in HELL I am marrying that asshole!"
"I don't think that's an appropriate name to call your fiancé."
"Don't give me that crap."
"And if you're planning to dissuade me, that's not a very good start."
"Please, please Gaara. You need to get me out of this shit. I cannot marry what'shisface-"
"Ichiro."
"I repeat- what'shisface."
"Give me one valid reason why we should reconsider this marriage."
"He fucking HATES our village!"
"Which is why we need to establish an alliance."
"Gaara, he's a controlling, temperamental, egotistical BASTARD! D'ya really think we can stay alive, let alone live under the same roof?!"
"I'm sure you'll manage."
"What the hell kind of brother are you?!"
"The Kazekage kind."
"Gaara, please . . . I am begging you."
"I'm sorry, Temari, but it's out of my hands."
". . ."
". . ."
"... I'm in love with Nara.."
". . ."
"Did you not hear me?! I said I'm in love with that, that lazy ass from Konoha!"
"... You're not lying?"
". . . I wish I was."
Gaara smirked knowingly. "You may marry him, then."