The Love Doctor
"Love is like gum, when it sticks on your shoe. It drives you crazy"
Disclaimer : I do not own Gakuen Alice
Summary :She's the best when it came to the field of love. She gives advice and finds their Mr. Rights. Fixing up relationships from left to right, she's Mikan Sakura, the Love Doctor of Alice Academy, but why is it that she can fix others' love problems but she can't fix hers? Would she ever find her Mr. Right, or would she end up with Mr. Wrong? Characters are a little bit OOC. You have been warned. NxMxY R&R Please.
Chapter 2: Top Priority Patients
When I woke up before my alarm even went off, I knew something was going to happen today. And so I got up from my bed and braised myself for what might happen. Now, I know what you're thinking, "She's gone paranoid!". But look here, I'm a girl that's actually good at these things. It's like I'm having a premonition or something.
So here I am, walking the streets to our school. I've walked this road numerous of times but I feel as though I should really be cautious this time. Maybe it's because there aren't a lot of people walking this road like it used to. Maybe I really am way too early. But, heh, what can I do now. I'm almost halfway there so why not continue?
As I was walking the familiar streets, I heard growling. I should've eaten breakfast, now my stomach is growling because I didn't eat anything; I better hurry up so I can still buy something to eat at the cafeteria.
When I made a turn, I heard the growling again, and this time I was sure that it wasn't my stomach because it came from behind me. So, I took a look back, and it was a. . .
Puppy?
Why would a puppy be out here? All alone. And it looks so cute, too! It has big grey eyes and thick silver fur with streaks of black. It must've followed me, I'm going to feel bad sooner or later if I leave him behind, but the school had a strictly no pets policy. So, I did the only way possible to take care of the puppy.
Hide it in my bag.
"Okay, puppy. Hide in here and don't make any noise, okay? And don't mess up my things." And as if understanding me, it nodded its head. Huh, weird.
I headed off to my school again and this time there was no growling sound.
Because I couldn't possibly suffocate the poor puppy or risk getting caught, I left him inside the janitor's room. Well, the old janitor's room. No one uses it anymore so it might be safe there.
By the time I entered my classroom, there was no sign of anybody else but me. I sure am early today. After a few minutes of staring off into space, the lack of sleep has finally caught up with me and I felt sleepy. Deciding that it was way too early, I took a nap.
After 30 minutes. .
I felt someone poke my back and so I glared at the person that disturbed my nap. And I was having a wonderful dream also. Stupid intruder. I am so going to bloody kill whoever is responsible for waking me up. I stared at the person who woke me up. He was mere inches away from my face.
"Why do you always do that?" I asked the intruder in front of me. It was no other than Youichi Hijiri, the person that believed in vampires and attempted to flirt with me yesterday.
"Do what?" he said looking all too innocent, heh, yeah right.
"Your face is always a few inches away from mine." I shrugged my shoulders, not really caring what his answer is.
"I don't know, I didn't even notice it." He scratched his head while saying this, and I couldn't help but look at him adoringly. He's so cute! But not the cute, "model" type but the cute like a puppy type.
"ooh. You're soo cute! Your like the puppy I saw while walking here." He blushed at my compliment but then his face turned into something unreadable when I mentioned the puppy I found moments ago.
"A puppy? Did it happen to have gray eyes and silver fur with black streaks?" oh no, don't tell me it's Youichi's pup. And I was thinking of getting it as a pet. Oh, poop.
"Yep. And lemme guess. It's yours, isn't it?" from his face, I can tell it is. Well, I better show it to him later.
"Yeah, just give him to me later. Right now, we need to talk about business." He sure changes his mood fast.
"Don't worry, I got all the information needed. Natsume Hyuuga, right? Year 4 Class A. 17. Complication: Can't get over his ex-girlfriend, Hotaru Imai. I'll get to him later."
"Ok, ok. But I must warn you. His way of moving on is something different to others', ways." As if that would stop me from doing my job.
"Yeah, whatever Youichi, now go. I'm still sleepy and I need to take a nap." I didn't bother waiting for a reply as I went back to my position again and prepared myself for sleep.
After what felt like forever, I gave up because the sleep was sucked out of me. Curse you, Youichi.
Better start preparing for class now.
Lunch
Since I had nothing else better to do, I decided to start off my business.
It's a good thing my next patient is pretty famous. So, it was easy to search for him in the overcrowded cafeteria. I spotted Raven locks and crimson eyes, only one guy has those and that guy is my patient, Natsume Hyuuga.
I went off to his table casually and sat beside him, like it was the most natural thing to do. His reaction? Nothing. Well, that was better than screaming bloody murder, right?
"Hey, the name's Mikan Sakura. Your friend seems to be concerned about you and asked me if I could help you get over your ex." He stared at me like I was crazy or something. Seriously though, I'd been having that reaction almost all the time. Am I really that crazy?
"I don't need an ugly hag like you as substitute. Piss off." Hmph, this guy's got attitude. But what the F? Substitute? Did he think that I was going to be his "girlfriend" ? tch, as if.
"Look here, don't misunderstand, you douche. I'm here to help you find your other half or whatever you want to call your girl. Let me repeat myself, I am Mikan Sakura, the Love Doctor of this school. The heroine of the loved and loveless? Does it ring a bell?" Even though my job isn't really a job, because I really don't receive anything asides from thank you's, it really hurts my pride if someone has never heard of me. But for this past 3 years, I've never met anyone that doesn't know of my services. Hmm. . . well, not until now.
"Oh yeah, you're the fraud doctor that takes credit for perfect relationships when you did nothing at all." The nerve of this guy! How could he just say that to my face like it's nothing? And, me? A fraud? I am so going to make him take back his words once he finds his happiness because of me.
"Look, I am a really busy body. And if you're just going to say bull about me then fine, whatever! But let me guarantee you this, once you've found your perfect match because of me, you'd be kissing the floor that I stepped on. If I didn't promise your friend that I'd help you, I wouldn't even do this shit! I never back down on my words and I am not going to start today." I poured out all my anger and you know what he did? He smirked. The jerk seemed to enjoy my frustration. But it takes more than irritation to take away my morale.
After that talk with him, I sat up and headed off to the patient's cause of complication, Hotaru Imai.
Hotaru was known as the Genius of the Academy. She belongs to a special class in the academy exclusive for geniuses like her. She's 16 and a Science Prodigy. At such a young age, she formed a company. It was a company for technology and stuff that I never cared about. And all this things were invented by her. Told you, she's a genius.
I asked some students from the genius class where she was and they directed me to her very own laboratory. Talk about, cool!
I knocked three times before it was opened by a robot maid. Could this place get any more modern?
I entered in awe and got directly to the point.
"Hi, I'm Mikan Sakura. Pleasure to meet you, Hotaru Imai." She didn't answer or do anything that at least showed that she was listening. I was about to introduce myself again when the robot maid spoke.
"Sorry but Miss Imai is currently busy. If you have nothing important to say, you may exit the way you entered." The robot maid was trying to be polite but it just sounded downright bossy.
"Yes, I do have important business to discuss and you should know that I, too am busy. I would appreciate it if you would leave us for now." I was trying to keep calm and I gagged at myself for the fact that I talked to it as if it were human.
"Go, Tachibana, leave." And the robot maid named Tachibana left.
"What is the Academy's love doctor's business with me?" she finally talked to me but still didn't look at my way. She was so engrossed in her invention.
"I don't like making small talk so I'll go direct to the point, I want to ask about you and Natsume Hyuuga." She seemed shock when I mentioned his name and she even dropped the screw driver she was holding. Ah, a sure sign of feelings unchanged.
"If you're here to bring us back, I'm sorry but that would be impossible because I love another man." Even as she said that with such a straight face and no trace of lying, I didn't believe her. I am hard to fool when it came to this. Her face may say it's the truth but her hands are saying otherwise. They were shaking like crazy, without her even knowing.
"Lying is actually really unhealthy you know. You may have fooled him but you can't fool me. I'm an expert on this." I gloated. But what? It's the truth!
"Fine. So what if I'm not over him? That wouldn't changed the fact that he cheated on me with the school slut." School slut? Sigh. Wow, another break up caused by Luna, the school slut. Most of the break ups I've fixed were caused by Luna Koizumi. But I only fix break ups that are worth it. If the boy is a complete dick, I'd help the girl find another guy. Someone better for her and my powers never seem to fail me.
"Maybe she just jumped him with him not even knowing or intending it. You know how guys are. It's their dicks over brains when a slut like Luna the Lunatic flirts." That seemed to make her stop and think of what to reason out. Guess this case is easier than I thought.
"If that did happen, then why is he not going back? Why is he dating a new girl every week? Why didn't he even say sorry or defend himself when I found out about him and Luna? Why didn't he stop me when I ran away from him? Why? Why? Why!" wow, I can't believe I'm actually seeing the Ice Queen Genius cry. She must've been hurt really bad. I have to fix this already.
"Well, some guys tend to chicken out. Even the toughest guys are weak willed when it came to the girl they love. Don't worry; I'll knock some sense in him and encourage him to say what he truly feels. You'll be together again in no time." That's it. These patients will be my top priority from now on.
After Hotaru calmed down, I excused myself from her and went off to the old janitor room. I hope the puppy didn't suffocate or messed the place up.
When I got there, I saw the little pup, curled up on the mop. Aww, how cute. It looked so adorable! I really don't want to let it go but I have to, it's not mine after all.
I searched around the academy for the Silver Haired guy that luckily owned this cute little pup. After a few minutes of searching, I found him by the parking lot, talking on the phone.
As I neared him, I heard a little bit of his conversation.
"Don't do this to me Aoi, not on the phone! If we're going to end it once and for all at least tell it to me personally!" he seems mad and sad right now. From their conversation, it seems as though his girlfriend's breaking up with him. Through the phone. Ouch, that's the worst kind of break up, ever.
I stopped a few meters from him and continued my way when he finished his call. I was really shocked when he suddenly threw his phone out of frustration.
He sensed my presence and looked at me with that unreadable expression again. Knowing full well what to do, I approached him and hugged him. As a sign of comfort.
I let go of Grey (puppy) for awhile and comforted Youichi.
Guess I have another patient in top priority.
Chapter 2 End
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