The Love Doctor

"Love is like gum, when it sticks on your shoe. It drives you crazy"

Disclaimer : I do not own Gakuen Alice

Summary :She's the best when it came to the field of love. She gives advice and finds their Mr. Rights. Fixing up relationships from left to right, she's Mikan Sakura, the Love Doctor of Alice Academy, but why is it that she can fix others' love problems but she can't fix hers? Would she ever find her Mr. Right, or would she end up with Mr. Wrong? Characters are a little bit OOC. You have been warned. NxMxY R&R Please.

Chapter 3: The Patient Lives With the Doctor

In my 16 years of existence, I've experienced tons of firsts, and comforting someone on the cold pavement of the parking lot is one of them.

Oh, and comforting a boy is another one of them. Sure I've comforted someone tons of times but they were all girls! Boys always like to act tough even though they're breaking down inside.

It's been about 25 minutes since Youichi broke down from the bratty little flirt to the broken-hearted guy. When he calmed down, I stared at him as though telling him to talk about it, and he seemed to get the message and started talking.

"It was bound to happen sometime, it was us against the world. Everybody seemed to oppose of our relationship." I waited for him to continue. I didn't want to bug in and say stuff when I didn't know the full story.

"She's an heiress to a big company. While I'm just middle-class or bourgeois, as what her dad would say. Her parents hated me even before I got to meet them. I was sure it was going to end some time but not like. . .this." I waited some more and when it seemed as though he wasn't going to say anything else, I started talking.

"I thought situations like yours only happen in movies. Guess I was wrong. But you shouldn't think so lowly of yourself, sure you're way below her standards, no offense in that; but you have the right to be together because you both love each other. You should fight for her. Life always gives happy endings, if it's not happy, it's not yet the end. This just serves as a trial for both of you. It's just a mountain to climb and when you get through it, you'll see the wonderful view that was worth all those hardships. So, what are you waiting for? Call her back. I bet she's been waiting for that." He seemed to lighten up at my words and his face had a little life on him. I saw him pick up his phone again (he threw it, remember?) but before dialing he said,

"Thanks. No wonder you're known in the school. You're a great doctor." I smiled at what he said and waited some more for him to finish his call.

He was pouring out all his love for her and I could see that he really wanted to work it out, as I head off to leave; I suddenly heard the sound of crashing again. Uh oh, that can't be good.

Youichi threw his phone again, and this time it was broken to pieces. Maybe it didn't work out. I ran to him and asked what happened.

"It was her dad, he told me to leave her alone or else my parents would lose their jobs. He took away her phone when I was talking to her." His shoulders were shaking uncontrollably and he closed and open his fist as if trying to refrain himself from punching the wall.

"It's no use, we can't be together." And just like that, he ran off. Leaving his broken phone, his dog, and me behind.


Next Day; Cafeteria

I felt so dead. It was the first time that I failed to heal a patient. Well, he wasn't really my patient but still. It's my first time to see someone so heartbroken and I couldn't do anything about it.

I reminded Youichi that he left his dog with me and he said that I could have it. Turns out, Aoi gave it to him as a gift on his birthday. He was really broken and he said he remembers her whenever he sees the dog and so he gave it to me.

I really have nothing better to do and I'm not hungry and so I looked for my patient. My real patient. I still need to clear things up with him.

As I was walking the grounds of the Academy, I saw his familiar raven locks and ran to the Sakura Tree. I thought my eyes were going to burn when I saw him with a blonde that was half naked! That pervert was getting down and dirty with Luna, the slut! Is this his way of showing that he's not over Hotaru?

"Hey you disgusting freaks! Are you out of your minds? You're doing it behind a tree? Cloth yourselves up you lowlifes!" I really can't believe these guys! They are so disgusting.

Luna the lunatic knew of my presence but didn't do anything that I said, heck she boldly unbuttoned Natsume's shirt and the pervert was happy about it!

Augh. I can't take it anymore. Before I even knew it, I threw my shoe at Luna's head and that got her unconscious while I kicked Natsume hard on the groin. Hah. Hope I crushed his soldier so that he won't be able to this nasty stuff.

"You! Come with me!" he was cursing crazily but he still followed me nonetheless. Well, if he didn't, I'd kick his soldier again. Mwahahaha!

I lead him to the secluded halls of the academy. Now, time to start the interrogation.

"What the hell was that? Is that how you show that you still love Hotaru? Look, I know you have such a big ego, but at least show a teensy-weensy bit of care for Hotaru! No wonder she thinks you cheated on her."

"You know what, don't butt in to my business. It is not your problem so stop interfering! and don't assume you know everything! How can you be so sure that I still love that hag, huh? She's so stoic and doesn't show any affection or even mere emotion! She's like a statue. How could I ever be with someone like that?" he was shouting angrily at me. I must've pissed him off. Well, that's better than not have any reaction from him.

"Look whose talking? You're the one that keeps himself from others. You don't smile nor show any hint of expression on your face. It's always either blank or it's plastered with that irritating smirk of yours. You're just the same so don't go off and judge other people." While he poured out all his anger, I kept my calm. All the guys I've confronted are like this, so it certainly is not new to me.

"That's the point. We're the same. I'm stoic, she's stoic, I keep myself, she keeps herself. I'm anti-social, she's anti-social. We even have the same hair color and complexion! We're way too alike! I don't need someone that has everything I have. I need someone that has what I don't." Well that took me aback. So he wants to meet his opposite huh? but what he said made me realize something that would outrage me when he confirms it.

"So, you mean you really were cheating on Hotaru for Koizimi?" he stayed silent for awhile and his answer drove me to the edge.

"Yeah, so what? It was the only way to keep her off my back and for her to hate me." I slapped him on the face. Wow, that was uncalled for. I acted as though I was the one he cheated on.

His head tilted a bit and he remained unmoving. I started talking again. And hoped that he would be eaten up by the guilt.

"You could've just told her. She would've understood it. Girls aren't just tissue papers that you dispose of once you're done using them. They're like fine china that's fragile and easily broken." And with that I left him there, dumbfounded.

I felt good after that. Walking out with a quote is pure genius! But how can I fix this? Well, now that Hyuuga's out of the case, I'm going to heal Hotaru instead. But I sensed something wrong from Hyuuga. Like he was hiding something but heh, what will I know? I'm just an un-official doctor doing her job.


I am back here at my apartment. Yeah, apartment. I live alone by the way, well for three years I've lived alone but now, I am going to have a roommate. And I am going to meet her today. I'm not really sure if it's a her but I think it is because why would they put a guy inside a girl's apartment? It won't happen, right? Right?

DING DONG

Hmmm, it must be her. I ran to the door quickly and looked at what I'm wearing. Deciding that I looked presentable, I opened the door. And man, how I wish I didn't open it cause right in front me stood my new roommate. A he, and not just any he, but Natsume Hyuuga, he. Oh, could life get any crueler?

"Hey." Hey? Wow, is this guy retarded or something? I just slapped him in the face not so long ago and he says hey? Well, that's good for me. At least he didn't say any threats that would scare the living hell outta me. But still, he could've at least showed any trace of anger.

"Hey." Ha, I just repeated what he said! Man, I feel so stupid. Avoiding to not do anything more stupid, I showed him the way in.

He looked around before putting his luggage down and asked me where his room was. Oh crud, I forgot to ask about the rooms. But how could there be another room? There's only one bedroom in this apartment, a kitchen, living room, and bathroom. The dining room was situated in the kitchen.

"Uhmm, here's the thing, there's only one room here. And I thought my new roommate would be a girl so I was alright with sleeping in the same room and since you're a boy. . .I'll go sleep in the couch instead. The room is on the 3rd door to the right." I was about to help him with his luggage when he interrupted me.

"How about this, I sleep on the couch while you sleep on the bed. I'm a guy and you're a girl. It is only logical for me to sleep on the couch." Woah, this guy had a gentle man side?

"Besides, I don't want to sleep in a bed occupied by someone like. . .you." Huh, I take it back. He is an egoistical jerk with no gentleman side.

"Whatever you say. Don't blame me if you have back pains tomorrow. Well, I guess it's alright, since it will be a Saturday tomorrow. You can rest all day if that ever happened.

He just shrugged me off and proceeded to the room to unpack his things. Wait, what?

"Uhmm, what are you doing?"

"Unpacking my things, duh." Augh, cocky bastard.

"I can see that. But why are you unpacking here?"

"What do you think? It's not like I'd put my clothes in the cupboards now, right?" well, he does have a point. My closet seems to have way too much space, so it wouldn't hurt to have his clothes there.

And so I left him alone to unpack and I started my nightly routines then proceeded to the living room. I am so in the mood for some Movie Marathon.

So far, I've watched a total of 3 Movies, meaning I've spent 3 hours watching. I started at around 8 so it is now, a few minutes past 11. I am currently watching "Kick Ass" (A/N: PWNSOME movie, by the way! Except for the icky stuff, but the fight scenes and stupid/ heroic scenes were cool too :D) .

I haven't heard from Natsume since I left him to unpack, he must been showering by now. And my theory was confirmed when I saw him with a towel on his waist and his hair, wet. And I have to say, he looked hot.

"You should take a picture, it'll last longer." Heh, the nerve of that guy! It's not my fault that I got distracted by his abs.

"Whatever, jerk. Just go change already. You're hurting my eyes." With a roll of his eyes, he went off to my room to change.

A few minutes later, he went back with a plain black t-shirt and shorts.

He sat beside me and I stared at him quizzically. "What?"

"Why are you here?"

"I said I was sleeping on the couch, didn't I?" Oh yeah, I forgot.

"Sorry, but I'm really not yet sleepy. Can I watch a movie here? You can join me if you want." He didn't give me a reply so I took that as a yes.

We were finally at the part where Kick Ass and Big Daddy were captured and were now being tortured. I was loving the amount of blood I was seeing so much! I kept on shouting "Do that again! Hit him with the bat again! Gimme more Blood!" I repeated those things all throughout the scene, and I was really howling like crazy when Hit Girl arrived and shot all the kidnappers. Man, she is so cool! I wish I can be like her!

I've noticed Natsume's stare so I asked him, "What?"

"You are one twisted girl." The nerve of him! Of all the adjectives to describe me, he thinks I'm twisted? Why, I never!

"Well, thank you. You're pretty twisted yourself." I hope he notices my sarcasm and annoyance.

"Hey, don't take it wrong. It's just that you're different. Instead of cowering when they hit someone, you howl like a complete imbecile. Most girls don't do that, are you really a girl?" Ooh! If I had anything to throw at him, I'd throw it at his face. But sadly all I had was a bowl of popcorn. Well, it's better than nothing, right?

I threw him a handful of popcorn and man his face was priceless! He was like, :O and I was hysterical. But he started to get revenge and he threw me a handful of popcorn, too. And thus, a food fight started.


The living room was a complete mess. Popcorn, coke, pizza toppings were everywhere! And the couch was in the worst state. You couldn't even spot it because it was covered with so much food.

"Sorry about that, guess you have to clean off before you go to bed." I was going to walk away when a hand stopped me.

"Where do you think you're going little Missy?" he had that deadly yet funny aura surrounding him.

"Uhh, to my room?" Wrong answer.

"Ee. Wrong answer. You should help me clean this up since you were the one that started it."

"But-"

"It's either you help me or I'll sleep in the same room with you." Rats! I'd rather clean then risk myself to sleep in the same room with him. And thus, we started cleaning the living room.

I don't know what time we finished, because the next thing I knew I was back in my room when I woke up.

And so I thought, it's actually nice to have a roommate after all. Maybe I'll get him to open up and make his case easier.

Chapter 3 END

Alrighty ! that was chapter 3 everyone! Hope you liked it :DD

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