Sportacus groaned loudly as he shifted slightly, he had a terrible headache, but when he tried to move his hand to his head, to rub the pain away, he met an odd resistance. Opening his eyes slowly, he had to blink several times to get his eyes to adjust to the dark room he was in. "Wha..." Sportacus tried to sit up, only to find that he was once again meeting a resistance of some sort.

"Ah. I see that you've finally woken up."

That was Robbie's voice. But where was he...?

"Robbie?" Sportacus was surprised at how dry his mouth was, he must've been out a while. "I can't move."

"Hm... that generally happens when you're chained down." Robbie said as he finally walked into view.

"Robbie... what are you talking about?" Robbie sighed as he walked over to Sportacus, opening a bottle of water he leaned down and held the bottle to Sportacus's lips. "Drink."

Sportacus gladly drank the water offered to him. He'd never needed a drink more in his life. Once Robbie took the water away Sportacus tried to sit up again, grunting slightly he narrowed his eyes at Robbie."Chained down?" he mumbled.

"Of course." Robbie said as he sat in what Sportacus assumed was a chair beside... the bed, he was in. Robbie chuckled quietly when he saw the look on Sportacus's face.

"You see, Sportacus, I've been watching you ever since you flipped into town, and during this time I've discovered a few feelings I'd long since buried before you blew into town."

"Feelings?" Sportacus's voice was soft as he strained his arms against the binds.

"Yes." Robbie said standing up and beginning to pace beside the bed, "Lust, for one. Confusion, over the fact that I'm not sure if you want me too, or you simply are that stupid. Anger, because you came into town, singing and dancing, and just over all, making noise!" Robbie said before spinning around to look at Sportacus, and Sportacus couldn't help but let himself wonder how Robbie could see in the dark so well.

He was quite shocked when he heard his voice forming the question. Robbie stood silently for a moment before heaving a sigh and shaking his head slowly, "I used to date Batman." he said rolling his eyes slightly.

"Really?"

"No! What the hell Sportacus? You know, all of your talking is making me want to leave you alone again." Robbie said as he turned his eyes toward, what Sportacus presumed was the door.

"Robbie! What's going on, why am I chained down?"

"...so I can have you, Sportacus. So you will be mine, and I don't have to share with those pesky brats." Robbie said as he folded his arms over his chest and began to glare harder then before.

Sportacus was shocked at how much Robbie sounded like Stingy right now. "Robbie... are you saying that you're kidnapping me?" Sportacus asked, his expression blank, as he tried to figure this all out.

"Precisely!" Robbie said throwing his hands up in exasperation.

"What? That's wrong Robbie, that's illegal!" Sportacus said straining harder to get free.

"Oh how the mighty have fallen." Robbie said giving a slight eyeroll before walking over and sitting beside Sportacus "...you know, you look a lot sexier when you struggle like that." Robbie said as he traced Sportacus's jaw with his finger tip.

"Sportacus glared at Robbie before turning his head to the side to look away from the other man, "Let me go."

"I can't do that."

"Why not?"

"Because you'd probably have me arrested, or something dumb like that."

"So?" Sportacus asked turning his attention back to Robbie, "You apparently need it. Kidnapping people is wrong, and chaining them up is pretty creepy Robbie."

"Not when it's the only way you can get them to stay with you!" Robbie shouted as he sprang to his feet, "Not when all they want to do is play with the kids all day, and ignore you, even though you've made it fucking plenty obvious you'd like them to at least talk to you!" Robbie shouted as he put his hands on his hips.

"Robbie! You never tried to be nice to me, not once. You never try to start a conversation with me, and you always ignore me. I tried to talk to you, and I tried to spend time with you, but you ignored it! You start fights and then run off, like a child."

"Shut up you liar." Robbie hissed as he rubbed his eyes, though he knew there was some truth to Sportacus's words he wasn't willing to admit that to Sportacus. Because though there was some truth to Sportacus's words, there was also some truth to his own words. And he didn't really think that right now was a good time to deal with this.

With all of this.

Rubbing his temples he turned away from Sportacus, "I need a drink." he muttered before walking out too quickly for Sportacus to say anything, leaving a stunned Sportacus behind.

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A/N:

Wow, so um, this is the littlest chapter ever xD. But I had to stop it there so 'Monters' name will fit with the chapter. Kinda already know what I'm going to make happen in it too, but it needs lots of working on~~

I hope this isn't too big of a let down?