I'm cold right now. So friggin cold.

Not that would it would affect my writing skills I hope. :D

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Chapter 4

"So..."

"..."

"Um..."

"..."

"...?"

"... stop staring at me."

"Right."

Neji and Tenten were in Neji's room, doing completely nothing.

"How many girls do you think you have helped by now?"

"Countless."

"Great..."

Silence.

"What do you do to help those girls out?"

"Whatever is needed."

"Ok... then how would you help me out?"

"I need data."

"Data?"

"That's right."

"Why do you need data?"

"Why do people need to eat? Why do people need to breathe? It's how things work."

"All I needed was a straight simple answer."

"Hn."

'Great progress we're going through,' Tenten thought, 'no wonder he's never had any girlfriends. Who can stand him for a minute, let alone longer?'

"It's Valentine's Day tomorrow. Be prepared to get something from me."

"Huh? Right."

Valentine's Day

"Neji-san?"

"Hn?"

"How're you doing with your current task?"

Neji looked at his cousin. She usually didn't ask these questions so frequently.

"It's going fine."

Hinata smiled, "Are you prepared for this year?"

"What do you mean."

"The fourteenth of February."

"Ah. Prepared as I always am."

"Good, a couple of your female friends are coming your way right now."

"What?" Neji looked over his shoulder to see around six girls running at him around three hundred metres away. All of them were carrying flowers or chocolates and screaming "I LOVE YOU NEJI-KUN! BE MY VALENTINE!" 'Shit,' he thought.

"Good luck, Neji-san."

Stretching his legs, Neji ran of in a sprint. No wonder males like him were good at long distance running.

Valentine's Day Part II - School time

Neji was hiding in the boys' toilets. There were a couple of other boys there as well; Sasuke and Kiba included.

"Whoo! The girls here are more highly strung than the one's at my old school!" Kiba burst out suddenly.

Neji and Sasuke looked at him.

"What?" he said.

Neji and Sasuke looked at each other, thinking exactly the same thing as the other, 'This guy is an idiot.'

"Kiba."

"Eh? What is it, Neji?"

"It would do you good to shut up."

"Why? It's not like the girls are going to come in here."

"..."

"Are they?"

Sasuke shuddered and replied, "last year, they broke into the padlocked boys' change rooms and scrawled 'I love you, Sasuke' or 'I love you Neji' with permanent marker, in capital letters, all over the walls. The cleaners spent ages trying to get it off but you can still see it faintly today. I think it was Neji who found a few video cameras hidden between cracks in the wall."

"Really? Wow. Too bad you're taken now but Neji my man, you're with me this year." Kiba slapped Neji's back.

Sasuke coughed a, "retard," while Neji just glared at Kiba.

"It's about time we get to class," Neji said.

Sasuke nodded and walked off after checking that it was clear outside.

"Hey Neji."

"What is it now, Kiba?"

"You know that Tenten girl? The cute one who looks like a panda?"

"... I know the Tenten girl you're talking about but I'm not so sure about the rest."

Kiba blinked, "Gee, are you blind or gay?"

Neji glared.

"Right, right but yeah, you know her right?"

"That is correct."

"Do you like her?"

Neji raised an eyebrow, "No."

"Eh? Ok. Nevermind then. Let's get to class."

"... Right."

The two of them stepped outside.

"LOOK! THERE'S KIBA-SAMA AND NEJI-SAMA!"

"KYAAA! THAT'S WHERE THEY WERE!"

"I'M GONNA GET THERE FIRST!"

"KIBA-KUUUUN!"

"NEJI-KUUUUN!"

"WE LOVE YOU!!!!'

"Race you to class, Neji?"

"You're on. Loser gets to stall the girls."

"I'm so gonna win."

"Hn."

Didn't hit one thousand again. It's only like... eight hundred words.

Oh, find out the winner in the next chapter. "Valentine's Day Part III - The Present"

I'm thinking of a number. When the reviews hit that number, I'll update so reviews would be much loved of course!

Peace.

Sky~