Thanks for all the reviews! It really cheers me up! 3

Well, the new chapter's up, and I've included (or tried to include) all of the pairings you've requested. And Millefiore will join them in the next chapter. There's probably A LOT of OCness going on, but bear with it, 'cuz it just makes the jokes a lot funnier.

Everyone held their breathes as letters formed on the blank pages of Futa's book.

"Reborn" and "Lambo" appeared.

Reborn twitched ever so slightly, and Lambo tried to make out with his tail.

Seeing that this might be the only chance he'll ever get to humiliate his tutor, Tsuna jumped in, "Wait, let me do this one! What does Lambo think of Reborn's curly boing boing sideburns?"

"Boing boing...?" Ryohei cocked his eyebrows, "Don't you mean curly to the EXTREME?"

"What does Lambo thinks of baby's hair?" Hibari murmured to himself.

"So what if Reborn has sexy sideburns? Lambo has a seductive Afro!" Was the answer.

"Seductive? I don't thin-" Futa was cut off when a chair thrown by Reborn made contact with the poor cow's head.

"Nooooo~! I'm blasting off again!" Lambo screeched as he flew out the window.

"Continue." Reborn said dangerously, and glared at Tsuna thinking, I will get you after this, you adorable piece of brown tofu.

"Can I start now?" Futa asked Takeshi, who was looking down the window, checking to see whether the cow made it down alive or not.

"Choice start!"

"Kyoya Hibari" and "Tsuna Sawada" appeared.

"Hieeeeeeeeeee! Please don't hurt me!" Tsuna cried with fear.

In Tsuna's eyes, Hibari was like a dinosaur, eating (or in this case, biting) whoever gets in his way. Tsuna use to think that his comparison involving the head prefect and a dinosaur was childish, but after the incident where Hibari bit him on the face after Tsuna skipped detention, Tsuna has decided that Hibari was definitely a dinosaur in disguised. He carried the dinosaur's teeth marks on his right cheeks for about 2 weeks straight.

"Mind if I ask this question?" Tekashi interrupted Tsuna's thoughts, "What are your favorite foods?"

"FOOD? FAVORITE FOODS? I taught you better than this, boy!" Squalo screamed in disbelief. His eyes were almost popping out of his sockets, which gave Levi a huge urge to poke them.

"Tsuna like lollipops. A lot."

"Oh my! Looks like our Boss is more mature then we thought." Mukuro said with a smirk.

"WAIT! WAIT! That's not what you think it means!" Tsuna waved his arms around frantically.

"Then what do you mean, kid?" Even reborn was surprised.

"W-well...I think that it's cool when Gokudera smokes, a-and I just wanted something in my mouth to look like him..." Tsuna stuttered, not realizing his choice of words just made everything worst.

"WHAT? Are you saying you like it when Hayato has something in his mouth?" Xanxus gasped.

"No!" Tsuna's eyes widened. "That's not wh-"

"You like smoking, Tenth?" The silver haired bomber asked surprisingly, "I didn't know that!"

"If you ever touched a cigarette, I will kill you, Tsuna." Reborn threatened.

"Wait guys! Mukuro's answers came up!" Futa turned their attention to the book.

"Mukuro likes tuna."

"You fucking imbecile! Only I get to eat Tsuna!" Hibari growled.

"Oh? Since when was Tsuna yours?" Mukuro challenged.

The prefect stood up, and so did the illusionist. They glared at each other. Hard.

"Umm...guys?" Tsuna whimpered, "Threesome?..."