Naruto approached the bridge where he had fought that one guy in a mask. "What was that guy's name?" Naruto asked himself. "Run you moomba!" said a familiar voice. Naruto turned around to see Sasuke running at him at full speed. "But I had a green baby in my backpack and it dropped of the edge of the mountain!" Naruto screamed at the dark haired boy. "What the hell is wrong with you Naruto?" he asked, obviously concerned. "I just passed your house and your grandmother was dead, she had a shuriken in her eye, not to mention that everyone seems to be going insane." "Well I never!" Naruto yelled back, "I killed her good and dead and she seems to be just walking around with that man that I told her was too good for her and then she comes back and eats a damn cheese cake. I mean it's my llama in the first place but noooo, she just has to take and take and take until I can't drink anymore running juice." Sasuke stood there bewildered; he was being chased by the deadly Zabuza but couldn't pull himself away from this crazy little blonde boy. Zabuza jumped from the mysterious mist and landed on Naruto, then began making out with him. "Oh Naruto, you remind me of that one giraffe from the zoo who ate slept in a tree made of lipstick." Zabuza whispered loudly before jumping back into the mist. "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?!?!?!" WSasuke screamed at the top of his lungs.