"Well WSasuke." Naruto said to Sasuke. "I kicked a bucket and the ensuing explosion cost me my eyesight." "Who the hell is WSasuke?!?!" Sasuke yelled at Naruto. "That would be I." A mysterious figure detached itself from the shadow and took a bite from a ghostly mysterious apple while mysteriously picking his enigmatic nose. "Well you see Wsasuke was here and so I ran up to that pineapple and asked directions to my homerun base plate but he was mean to me and told me to go eat a pipe so I ripped off his arms and catapulted all eight of her babies into the your garage door." Sasuke stood, stunned, as he realized the explanation to all the insanity that was unfolding before him. "Bobby hung himself from his cell in the tombs!" WSasuke chimed in helpfully. "Wow I really cared." Sasuke shot back. "Hey gang." Sakura screamed at the top of her lungs while using the little baby legs on her head to catch up to the story already in progress. "I know what the answer to all of this is!" Sasuke announced triumphantly. "It's-" He was cut off by a horrible gurgling noise as a moose flung itself at his feet and began to dance. "Hahaha bless your soul." Naruto said just before he slit the poor moose's wrists. In a British accent the moose responded before it perished, "My revenge shall be swift and painful gents. Now if you would be so kind as to not struggle as my avengers come to take your life that would be grand." And with that the moose died. "I had a pet like that once." WSasuke announced to himself. "Why is it that the only one that has made any sense so far IS THE MOOSE!!!?" Sasuke yelled into the surrounding fog. "Well Sasuke, if you must know," came the reply from the mist, "He was educated in a very good school in Holland." "And who might you be?" Sasuke asked to the new voice. "I am the ghost of mother Teresa!" And suddenly a large figure wearing a white sheet erupted from the fog!