Unexpected Ch. 2

Hize pplz! Chapter 2 is finally here! ^^ Hope you likez! I'm into the Z's todayz ^^;

See There it goes again!

Sorry for the loooooonnnnnng wait guys. I've been super buisy.

Well anywaysss... Thanks for all of the reviews guys! I love you all! (NO HOMO!) xDDDD

Ok! On to the chaos! XD

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto...unfortunately. But one day people...one day... And there WILL be yaoi!

"She's joking...right?" Hidan asked trying to control the anger inside of him. (YAY! Hidan's showing feelings! xDDD) Kabuto shook his head slowly before he felt his feet being lifted off the ground. He looked up and glasses met sharingan. He felt the color drain from his face as Itachi glared him down. "Tell me the truth...!" Itachi hissed menacingly. When Kabuto didn't answer, Itachi threw the silver haired teenager on the floor harshly. Deidara heard the comotion outside the examination room and weakly got up from his fainting spell.

"Again...Tell me the truth...!" Itachi growled. pressing his foot against Kabuto's chest. The others, including Sasori started to close in too. Kabuto was screwed! Deidara didn't know what came over him but he just cried out, "IT'S TRUE!" Everyone was taken aback. Itachi's expression of pure anger softened. He walked over to his lover and placed his hands on the blonde's shoulders. They stared at eachother for a few seconds.

"Dei..." Itachi whispered. "I know it was a shock to me too...I mean I'm a GUY! It's supposed to be impossible...but..." Deidara explained but was cut off by the suden need to hurl. Itachi guided him to a nearby window and leaned the blonde over the window sill. Deidara retched and heaved for a while before stubbling backwards into Itachi's arms. Itachi sat down with Deidara in his lap and stroked his silky blonde hair confortingly. Kabuto noticed the closeness between the two and that's when it all clicked in his head. They were a couple! (500 points for Kabuto for figuring it out even though he's so late! XD)

"I think it about time you left. We don't need your services anymore." Itachi stated sternly glaring at Kabuto. The others nodded in agreement. "Very well. I will be back next month to check up on the status of your teammate and the...child..." Kabuto said bowing his head. "No fucking need! The "god mother" can take care of him!" Hidan barked. Silence filled the air as Hidan and Kabuto glared eachother down.

"Very well then. I'll just go now." Kabuto huffed before disappearing in a puff of smoke. Everyone sighed in relief once they couldn't feel Kabuto's chakra anymore. About time he left! But they were still disturbed about Deidara being the... 'P' word. They just sat down in silence for a while. Deidara fell back asleep.

"I'll be back guys. I'm just gonna put Deidara in the bed." Itachi said standing up and picking Deidara up bridal style. No one said anything. They were all too disturbed. Itachi just shruged and started for the stairs. Once in their rooms, Itachi laid Deidara on their bed and tucked him in. The blonde let out a soft yawn before settling down into the covers. Itachi smiled warmly and leaned down and kissed his lover lightly on the watched the blonde sleep for a while before deciding to go back downstairs to join the others in whatever they were doing.

When Itachi reached the living room where everyone was watching TV, he was tackled to the ground by Konan. "Konan, what the hell?" Itachi screamed as his body made contact with the floor. For a girl she really had strength!

"Thank you,thank you,thank you,thank you,thaaaannnnk yooooooouuuuuu!" Konan squealed turning her ferocious glomp into a oxygen depriving bear hug. Itachi was confused. "For what?" he choked out. He was starting to get a little woozy from the lack of oxygen. "For making me a godmother silly!" Konan replyed not even loosening her grip one bit. "Uh, Konan? Itachi's gonna die soon if you don't let him go."Kisame spoke up seeing his partner slowly losing conciousness.

Konan looked at Kisame confused then looked at her victim. "OH! Sorry!" she squaled letting Itachi go. Itachi was already unconcious by that time thuogh.

Itachi woke up on the couch and saw Kisame with a bucket of ice cold water over his head.

"Don't you even!" Itachi growled getting up but was still doused by a bucket filled to the rim with water due to his partner's clumsiness. "Oops..." Kisame murmured avoiding any eye contact with his boiling mad partner. (At least he has his anger to keep him warm) Itachi glared up at Kisame magekyo sharingan ready to make his partner experience 72 hours of pure hell.

"Kisame, look at me..." Itachi hissed menacingly. "No! I'm not taking any chances!" Kisame yelled running away. Itachi sighed annoyed. He really didn't want to chase Kisame through the base. After all the crap he had to put up with today, he just didn't have the energy. Plus he had to take care of Deidara. So he decided to drop it and started for his room to change out of his wet chothes but was stopped at the stairs by Pein.

"Itachi may I talk to you for a minute?" he asked. Itachi sighed in irritation. He really didn't want to. But what choice did he have? "Sure." Itachi huffed.

Once they reached Itachi's room, Itachi went straight to the bathroom and grabed a towel. Pein just looked around the room as he waited for Itachi to return. Itachi came back rapidly rubbing the towel across his wet hair when he noticed Pein stairing at Deidara and sighed. "Let me guess. Konan told you." he huffed. Pein nodded. Itachi sighed again. "Look I don't know how it happened. It was late, we both had a little bit to much sake, and all I remember is waking up to Deidara throwing up. I thought it was just from drinking too much, but then it started happening everyday and-" Itachi explained but was stopped when Pein put his hand up telling him to stop.

"It's alright. This just means we'll be having a new member in the next 9 months." Pein assured.

Well that's it for chapter 2! I really hope you liked!^^

And again, so sorry for the loooooonnnnnnggggggg wait! T^T

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