Leo's eyes went from shocked to enraged. "Young lady, what the hell do you think you're wearing?"
Lina rolled her eyes. "Oh get off my back already."
"Don't talk to your father that way," Piper said.
Lina turned around, emerald eyes widening in disbelief. "Wha—Mom?"
Lina looked from Chris to Piper and back.
"Okay, what the hell is going on, Chris? Where are we?"
"The manor. Why are you dressed like that?"
"Like what? I always dress like this."
Piper's eyes widened. "Like hell you do!"
"Over my dead body!"
"Okay, how about we all just calm down, okay?" Paige asked.
Phoebe stood up, eyes wide. "Yeah, um…Lina? Honey, how about you come upstairs with me and we see if we can find something that won't give your dad a heart attack?"
Lina smiled. "Thanks, Aunt Pheebs. I always loved borrowing your clothes."
Phoebe nodded and led Lina upstairs.
"You wanna explain that?" Piper asked.
"Yeah, I must've missed the part of the explanation where my daughter dresses like…like…that!"
"Just calm down, okay? My world, she didn't. She dressed normal. More like Mom."
Phoebe and Lina returned. She'd put on a blue zip-up hoodie over the corset.
"There. Happy?" she asked Leo.
He crossed the room and grabbed the zipper, yanking it up. "Yes. Thank you."
She rolled her eyes and undid the zipper halfway. Leo started forward, only to be stopped by Piper. "Could we fight about the clothing later, please?"
Chris frowned. "Lina, how old are you?"
"Two minutes younger than you, dumb ass."
"Don't call your brother names," Piper said.
"Humor me," Chris said.
She sighed, rolling her eyes again. "Twenty-two. Any more stupid questions?"
"What happened right before you got here?"
"Wyatt was walking me home, as usual. Some psychotic jerk-off grabbed me. Wyatt started casting a spell and next thing I knew, I was here. By the way, where the hell is here?"
"It's a long story."
"Short version."
"We're at the manor."
Lina rolled her eyes again. "Fine. When are we?"
"Well, um, Mom's pregnant with us."
"What? How…what did you do?"
"I was trying to…you know what, it's a long story."
"You already said that, asshole."
"Hey! Watch the mouth, young lady."
Chris sighed. "You guys think you could give us a minute?"
Leo and the sisters hesitated but nodded.
"We'll be up in the attic," Leo said.
