A/N: I feel more special! Reviews, Reviews, Reviews! Mmm, first up:

Reita: Yes, Roger is good because he gets rid of Piggy, still figuring out why, some ideas, but none that work efficiently. I'm attempting to update as quickly as possible, but I have damn bloody school and I have to clean my room constantly, it's just so inconsiderate and keeps getting untidy! Thanks for the review!

The Mad Empty Shell: No poor Piggy! Yeah, I'm gonna make sure Simon ends up happy as well, after some stuff with Ralph and Simon, I can't think who else Simon can get with, other than Roger…but Roger scares me…I'll try to update as soon as, any ideas for Simon? Thanks for the review!

Trust: I know, boys can be awfully funny…any ideas on what should happen? Oh and thanks for the review!

Lilplayer: Yes, poor little Ralph, who is going to get more than visually harassed…and no we cannot blame them. Piggy shall die, when Ralph really doesn't care about him, as much. Yes, Ralph and Simon have to get a little closer as well, other whys it isn't a competition for his feelings, it just Jack being adorable. I think Roger is just going to pretend to like Ralph just to piss everyone off, and have a little fun, see what all the fuss is about, who know? Oh, I don't mind rambling at all, I think I've done it enough times in some of my reviews, shit, I'm doing it now! Thanks for the Review!

kizna1200: Yes, Roger is very mean, but yes, meh, it does create the couple. Yep, I'll be sure to throw in some RalphxSimon. Lol, yeah Piggy is obvious. Sorry about my spelling mistakes, I actually have a bit more than those mistakes in my story, but I'll try to fix them, if I find out how. But thanks for the review and for reading my story!

All Apologies: Go JackxRalph! Mmm, I would have thought Ralph was a 'Mary-sue' cause everyone likes him…I'm so lost! Mmm where'd me sugar go? HYPO time! Thanks for your time, and for the review!

A/N: Here's the chapter:

The Groups

Ralph POV

After the bird flew away, Jack and I stumble back to the platform. Jack's smiling happily. I don't see why, we must have been chasing that damn bird half way around the island. I'm leaning heavily on Jack, but he doesn't seem to care.

"I so beat you" He smiles, giving me a sideways glance. My jaw drops and I hit him lightly.

"Damn you, you cheated. You got a head start, and then when I was beating you, you said Simon was waving to us! That was low Jack, you knew I couldn't ignore Simon" I state, but can't help cracking up.

Jack glares slightly. Then glances away. Was that…jealousy that I saw in his eyes? No, it couldn't be. Jack's not like that. I smirk and hit a bit harder. Pulling my arm of his shoulder I run the last way to the platform. Simon was sitting on a fallen palm looking annoyed and gloomy.

"What's up, Si?" I ask casually, sitting next to him. Simon glances at me from under his course black hair. Bright eyes shimmering with hidden emotion. He looks away, quickly. "Si, you can tell me" I say comfortingly. Jack climbs onto the platform. One glance at where my attention is focused and he walks away.

"It's just…I think, that I…it's…the huts" he stutters. I look at him questionably.

"The huts?" I ask, that's definitely not what he was going to say. I give him a hard look, before sighing. "Okay, what's wrong with the huts?"

"We're all bigger now, so those three shelters aren't satisfactory anymore. I think we need to build a few more" Simon states, deadpan. I nod, he's right there. Standing up I walk over to the conch, which was sitting on my log up the front. After a few seconds of blowing, everyone has appeared. I quickly get to business.

"I think we've all noticed that the huts are getting uncomfortable. There's legs and arms everywhere. So I think we'll build a few more, one shelter per four boys. So I'll break you up into groups and if we start now, we should be finished before nightfall. Hey, Jack could you organize the littluns? They can get fruit and can just use the already made huts" I state casually, jack nods and walks off, calling the littluns to follow him. I split the boys in front of me into groups of four, except Simon, Piggy and myself. We were the only group of three.

We begin to set up the shelters. Everyone was going for the typical triangle huts. But Piggy made us work hard and make it a nice big square. When we were about half way threw Jack came back looking irritated.

"The littluns give you trouble, Jackie?" I laugh, nearly dropping the log I was holding over my shoulder. He blushes slightly, but smirks none the less.

"So where am I?" He asks casually. This time I do drop the log, and it lands painfully on my foot. I hop around for a moment and Jack laughs. When I finally stop, I put me foot gingerly on the sand, blushing.

"I'm so sorry Jack, I completely forgot to put you in a group" I state uneasily. I hate it when I've stuffed up royally. Jack raises an eyebrow.

"Well, I feel loved" He says rather calmly. I can hear Piggy snigger behind me. And I roll my eyes.

"Sorry, well you can either squeeze in with someone else, or I suppose you could join us, we got room" I smile as I hear Piggy stop chuckling. Jack grins, muttering something about always hating squeezing. The other groups had already finished and gone swimming, because Piggy kept making 'mathematical' changes.

"It's easy for him, all he does is sit on his fat arse" Jack muttered.

"We could always swap places if you had more than half a brain" Piggy snapped. Jack's jaw dropped, and his hands turned into fists. I leap forward, putting my arm around Jack's shoulders, pulling him backward. Jack's muscles tensed. I could feel his flesh heating up under mine. Once he was well away from Piggy, I let go.

"Maybe you should go for a swim, and cool off" I say, deadpan. Jack glares at me before whirling away. A weird sensation travels up my spine, and I feel saddened. Walking back to the shelter, Piggy is smiling smugly. I walk over to Simon, and help him finish the last wall. Simon gives me a sideways glance. But when I turn to look at him he looks away.

"What's up Si?" I sigh. Something is really bothering my best friend, and I really want to know what. Why won't he just tell me? Simon gulps and turns to look at me properly.

"Can I show you something tomorrow?" he asks finally. I'm taken aback.

"Sure, anything for you Si" I nod, and he smiles sheepishly. Once we finally finished the hut. We walked slowly to the lagoon. Everyone was swimming happily and there was a huge pile of fruit that the littluns had collected. Everyone was taking what they wanted and jumping back into the water. I see Roger nudging Jack who's blushing. Which only makes Roger laugh. A pang of emotion hits me like a hammer. Was that…jealousy? No, it couldn't be. I've never been jealous in my life! And not over a…guy! I am not turning gay! I am not gay! I will never be gay! Roger's laughing brings me back to my senses. Roger was staring in my direction. No not my direction. Piggy's direction. Piggy quickly jumped into the water, creating a small wave. In his arms he has a tone of fruit. No wonder he hasn't lost any weight on the island. Simon was hoping in too. Suddenly all eyes were on me. I looked around. Well all eyes except for the littluns. So all the eyes that matter. I back away, not wanting everyone watching me. Stupid, gay, horny, island boys! I shudder, officially crazy. I will say it again and again. This island is officially crazy!

Later that night as we all clambered into our shelters, and bedding was prepared the conversation were starting. And I felt very left out. Jack was muttering something to Simon, who was…amazingly glaring! Piggy was muttering something to himself, too. I lay down a load of leaves, making them a nice shape to sleep on. Simon and Piggy start doing the same either side of me. I shrug, ignoring the closeness of Piggy's bed. Jack makes his bedding on the other side of the hut. Seeming distant and cold. I yawn and lay down on my bed of leaves. Closing my eyes. It took everyone a bit longer to settle, but they did it eventually. After hearing all their breathing become regular, I roll over to face Simon; he seemed a lot more a peace now. Slowly my eyes drift closed.

I'm awakened by a clammy hand traveling down my body. My eyes fling open. The hand was now at my waist (A/N: Ralph is still lying on his side). Suddenly the hand is at my waist and chubby fingers were slipping under my band of my shorts. I leap up, looking around. Piggy, quickly shut his eyes. I realize that I'm breathing heavily with short jagged breathes.

"Sorry, I thought you knew" I hear a voice from across the room. Turning I see Jack stand. I throw him a glare and march out of the hut. The sun was slowly rising. And I walk over to the platform and sit, staring out to sea. I hear footsteps coming ym way, but I don't want to know who it is. He sits next to me. Long muscular limbs seeming awkward.

"What do you want Jack?" I ask groggily.

"I mean it, I thought you were awake" He said desperately

"And you think that even if I was awake, I would want that?" I snap.

"I…well, I thought you and Piggy might have been something more than friends, so I thought you just wouldn't mind" Jack stated calmly. I felt tears behind my eyes. The boys of this island were losing it. Everything was getting out of hand. I don't know what came over me, but I throw my arms around Jack's neck, pulling him, close. I can't help but cry into his shoulder. I think I just need some human comfort. Jack's arms wrap around my waist and he hugs me back, muttering that everything was okay. I don't know how long we sit like that. Hugging as the sun rose. Drawing heat from each other. And though Jack's arms are at my waist, it doesn't feel bad/disgusting like it did when Piggy did it. I take a deep breathe. Jack sighs and I feel his warm breathe rush out onto my neck. A tingling sensation travels down my back.

"Ralph?" I hear a voice call from the huts. I slowly pull away from Jack, who seemed reluctant to let go. I look down at Jack whose blue eyes had darkened, and swam with emotions untamed.

"Thanks Jack" I mutter as I walk back to the hut, where Simon is waiting. He smiles happily at me when I enter. I glare at Piggy, who's got his back to me. "Let's go Simon". Simon nods and starts to lead me to the jungle. I love spending time with Simon, I mean; he's my best friend, why shouldn't I? But my thoughts keep wondering back to Jack. Jack with his muscular tanned body, fiery red hair, deep blue eyes and good nature. I shouldn't be thinking these things, he's one of my good friends! Simon calls me over to a tree and he's smiling. Looking at the tree, I blush, scarlet. For carved into the tree is;

'Ralph is SO hot'

Looking around at the rest of the trees in this area, there are plenty of similar slogans. All of which make my blush rival Jack's hair.

A/N: So what you think? Next chapter I was thinking of doing it in Simon's POV, and that should be where the SimonxRalph side comes out. Please review otherwise I don't think I can continue, or that might just be because I'm tired right now. But please oh please oh please review! Now for something completely random:

Ralph: I hate you all! Because of you I got like…molested! And you're making me gay! Grrr! Gay I tell you! I hate you all especially Piggy…who molested me/leaves room/

Jack: I love you all! Because of you I get to kiss Ralph, eventually, but still! I love you!

Roger: What is with everyone liking Ralph? Must find him and see what all the fuss is about! Oh Ralph? Where are you Ralphie/goes hunting for blonde hottie/