~I own nothing~

She couldn't believe it. She just couldn't believe it. Hana stood in the middle of her living looking at the mess that her new husband had made. Dirty socks were scattered here and there, dirty dishes were all over, empty soda cans and stick plates with left over dango sticks littered the coffee table. And on the couch slept her husband in his boxers, his hair out of its usual neat pony, and the clicker to the tv on his chest. Hana's eye twitched 'How the hell did this happen?' she asked herself. Before and when she married him, he had been tidy and neat but now…. She had only been gone three days for a business meeting. Walking over to the man on the couch she poked his forehead; dark obsidian eyes opened up and groggily looked up at her "Wakie Wakie," she crossed her arms across her chest "So…you have a rough time by yourself?" she taunted. Itachi could see the little flames of fire in her dark chocolate eyes

"Hn," was her only response before he turned over on his side and went to back to sleep. 'WHAT THE FUCK!?' her eye twitched

"Uchiha Itachi, what the hell happened to my house?" in a deceptively sweet voice.

"You weren't home," he grumbled. 'Oh you're a dead Uchiha,' "Plus I was forced to take vacation time or else," he growled to the couch. Hana faced palm; the old saying all work and no play didn't work for Itachi Uchiha. It was all play and no work makes Itachi a lazy boy; now she understood.

"That's no excuse for trashing the house," all though she understood she wasn't going to let him get away with it. Taking a deep breath readying herself to give a good rant, an arm flashed out and pulled her down, she yelped in surprise. Itachi smirked for he knew what she was about to do.

"I'm on vacation so that means you too," she glared at him and tried to push herself up off his bare chest but his arms held her tight and would not let her go

"Vacation my ass. You're going to clean this mess," she huffed at him.

"Fine,"

"Good,"

"I'll do after my nap," he turned slightly so that they were comfortably curled up on the couch together

"What?! You lazy s.o.b," Itachi chuckled lowly and nuzzled her neck

"I didn't sleep well without you koi," he kissed her cheek "I promise I'll clean the house but first nap," Hana sighed. She hadn't slept well either without him and she knew that she wasn't going to get him to clean any faster once he had set his mind on something else. Soon his level breathing was putting her to sleep 'lazy bum,' she too feel asleep.

~Enjoy~