A/N: Okedoky so I was able to get this up alot sooner than I expected! I was able to write most of it during lecture hall... ANYWAYS whats a wedding with out a bachelor party? Well don't get too excited, it won't turn out the way most of you would expect. This chapters alittle silly and the characters are alittle more OOC but that's why I like this story! NO COPYWRITE INTENDED! PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!

Chapter 5

Time To Party:

All of the plans had finally been made. The date had been set, the dresses and tuxes have been bought and the food was ordered. Everything was perfect. Now all that was left to do was wait. And of course the bachelor and the bachelorette party! On the night before the big day the boys prepared to leave and the girls saw them off. Yukina was a little bit nervous about what exactly would go on tonight, especially with Yusuke there, but she did have a way to keep an eye on him though.

"If anything happens let me know," she whispered into Hieis ear. Hiei smirked.

I know. I'll just come up with some ridiculous story about that fool. I'll tell her that he got some stripper pregnant and picked up some disease! Hiei ranted in his head thinking of ways to sabotage the wedding, though a quick glare from Mukuro made him back track his thoughts.

"Have fun you guys!" Yukina and Mukuro waved goodbye as they walked off.

"Are you sure you don't want to do anything tonight?" Mukuro asked her when they were alone.

Yukina blushed and shook her head no which puzzled Mukuro. From what she had seen on the television, the bachelorette party was something that was what humans were supposed to do before they got married. Maybe it didn't apply to a demon, or maybe Yukina was just different she finally concluded.

"Well you're getting married tomorrow!" Mukuro tried to get her talking but she just kept blushing and nodded.

"Aren't you excited,"

"I am…"

"You seem a bit nervous," Yukinas face turned an even deeper shade of red at this.

"I guess you could say that,"

"You're not getting cold feet are you?"

"Of course not!" Yukina finally looked up, shocked by this idea.

"Then what's the worry?"

Yukina looked back down, still blushing and twiddling her fingers.

"Mukuro?" she decides to ask instead of answering her question. Mukuro looked slightly concerned at her, waiting for an answer though none came.

"What is it Yukina?"

"What's it like?"

"What's what like?"

"You know…"

"…?" Mukuro just stared at her incoherently until Yukina looked back up at her.

"What's it like to have sex?" Yukina looked back down when no answer came to her question as Mukuro was just staring at her shocked.

"You mean you haven't done it before?" She finally spoke up.

"N-no," She stuttered.

I'll have to apologize to Hiei later, Mukuro thought, making a mental note to herself.

"What it like?" Yukina asked again. Mukuro sighed, not really sure how to answer her question.

"Well…" she thought, "It depends. It's complicated to explain." She pondered how to give Yukina a satisfying answer.

"I was born into slavery, and then I believed sex to be a form of torture designed by men for their own evil pleasure," Mukuro's voice took on a dark sense of reminiscing. Yukina looked at her, a little worried with this answer.

"But then," she continued, "Hiei is different." Yukina blushed at the thought of her twin. There would probably be hell to pay if he knew about him being in this conversation.

"It's not torture when it's with someone you love. There is no pain, only pleasure and love. Assuming that you are marrying Kuwabara for this reason, you should expect the second of the two."

Yukina smiled,

"That's good then,"

…

"How many was that?" Kuwabara asked as he and Yusuke slammed their shot on the bar table. They all decided on a simple guy outing instead of the crazy bachelor party that Yusuke had in mind. Kuwabara was the main one to oppose Yusukes ideas, partly because he wasn't into all of that stuff, and partly because of his soon to be brother in law.

"8," Yusuke breathed, "Hey Kurama why don't you have a drink?" he asked for the fifth time.

"I'm fine, besides, someone has to keep you all out of trouble," He answered smoothly.

"So Kuwabara, what are your plans for tomorrow night?" Yusuke grinned,

"Nothing," Kuwabara blushed slightly, but hid it well.

"Oh come on, are you not excited?" Yusuke antagonized.

"Hey cut that out Urameshi!" He glanced at Hiei who slammed down his glass and glared at it, "If we're not careful, Hiei migh pop a blood vessel!"

"How many shots does that make for you Hiei?" Yusuke called.

"23," He kept his eyes straight forward while the bartender filled his glass again.

"Sheesh man what's got you down enough to drink this much?" the bartender asked.

"His sisters getting married tomorrow!" Yusuke called at him while Hiei downed his next shot. The bartender nodded smiling, knowing what had this man so upset.

And that's how the evening went. Every time Yusuke decided to make a snide comment on Yukina or the wedding Hiei downed another shot.

"Another," Hiei slurred, his head resting on the table. On lookers had gathered around to see how much the amazingly high alcohol tolerance leveled demon could stand. Yusuke had been taking bets from people on how many Hiei would drink before he either threw up, passed out, or died from alcohol poisoning.

"Dude that's you 112 shot!" Yusuke, exclaimed,

"Come on Yukinas and Mukuro are waiting for us at home." Kurama had decided that this was enough.

"Awww," The crowd cried, including Yusuke, but soon agreed with Kurama when he saw a slight flash of gold in his eyes.

"Fine, shows over folks!"

"Yeah yeah now back away!" Kuwabara yelled as they towed Hiei out of the bar, who was yelling at random people, slurring incoherent sentences.

…

"We're home!" Kuwabara opened the door while Yusuke and Kurama towed a drunken Hiei into the room. The sight caused Mukuro to burst into a fit of laughter.

"Isn't the husband the one who is supposed to get drunk?" She asked when she briefly caught her breath.

Yukina had rushed into the room asking questions of what's wrong and what happened, feeling Hieis cheek and forehead seeing if there was anything she could do to help.

"Hiei what happened?" she asked. He shakily pointed to Kuwabara.

"That bafoon is the reason for everything wrongin the world! Like," he hiccupped, "puppies wearing human clothes!" He then rolled over to where Kurama stood and slung an arm around his shoulder.

"Kurama did I ever tell you how much I love your red hair?" Hiei ran his fingers through the red heads hair, Kurama stood stunned, but what really surprised him was when Hiei went to sniff it. Yusuke and Kuwabara began rolling along with Mukuro in their laughter.

"It smells like flowers and strawberries and happiness…" He sniffed again before he fell to the ground clinging to Kuramas legs.

"I just wish I could talk about feelings more! I love you so much Kurama! You're such a good friend!" He wailed with false tears. He then turned his attention to Mukuro. With lightning fast speed he was soon up close in her face.

"Hey baby," He breathed, his breath smelled foul from the alcohol. Mukuro looked at him shocked at first but then smirked at him.

"Yes Hiei?" She asked him coolly.

"I just want you to know that I think your bout the sexiest damn thing I've ever s_" His voice was soon cut off by Mukuro slapping him in the face. It didn't faze him too much, because he began clinging to her legs as well.

"Why don't you love me!" He wailed his fool's tears. Mukuro sighed picking him up.

"Well I think that's enough fun for one night," She bid good night, carrying Hiei to the room, leaving behind a room of uncontrollable laughter.

She shut the door behind her tight and laid him on the bed before crawling in herself. He was pretty worn out by now much to Mukuro's relief. After a moment of silence, the only noise being their breathing, Mukuro remembered something that Yukina had told her earlier.

"Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that Yukina's still a virgin." Hiei shot up, wide awake.

"THERES STILL TIME TO SAVE HER!" He ran towards the door, but couldn't make it two steps before Mukuro grabbed his collar and slapped him in the face again.

"Don't be an idiot."

Hiei opened his mouth like he was going to say something, but before he could form a single word, he bowed his head, and vomited violently onto the floor.

"That's gross Hiei,"

Hahahaha Hiei got DRUNK! I put in that little KuramaxHiei snippit in just for all you YAOI fans! Poor young, sweet, innocent Yukina... Who knew Hiei could hold his liqour so well? Haha Anyways next chapters the big day! Stories almost over and I'm not sure how I want to end this... Any ideas? let me know! R/R! I'll try to get the next one out soon, but I need to figure out the ending... PEACE!