Video Game Survivor Zombie Island Episode 2
Last time on Survivor, fours tribes were formed and headed to a village. While some tribe flourished with supplies Russell of Kota wasted the tribe's time and money. At camp Autumn and Cross from Fallout Tribe started to argue while Colin took the leadership role to build the shelter. In Borderland's tribe the four humans bonded and despite Claptrap being on the outs some tribe members saw him as a valuable member. In random tribe Mengsk annoyed the tribe and Arbiter, Tychus, and Master Chief formed in an alliance but Tychus went off and formed a two person alliance with Gir. In Kota tribe Russell was up to his old tricks as the other four wanted to get rid of him. Kota lost immunity and despite the tribe wanted Russell gone Lisi was thinking of quitting. At tribal council the tribe answered her wish and she was sent home. 19 are left who will be voted off next?
Kota Tribe Night 3
Russell: Zoe I told you to vote for Jon.
Zoe's Confession: Russell wanted me to vote for Jon but despite Jon is a snake and a liar he actually doesn't try to weaken the tribe. That is the problem with Russell. But after Russell is gone me and Rocky are taking out Jon next.
Jon: Russell you are moron. None of us are with you.
Russell: I am the best player…
Rocky: Russell shut up! You are so *beep*ing annoying. You aren't the best player ever you are one of the worst.
Russell: Don't make me vote you out.
Rocky: Like you voted Jon out?
Russell: Shut up.
Jon: Russell you are next. I am tempted to throw the next challenge to get you off.
Russell: You better not.
Jon: I did it once and I will do it again.
Rocky: Russell you are a cancer that needs to be destroyed.
Russell's Confession: They are all jealous of me. I don't blame them. None of them are good players. Zoe is boring, Rocky is a dumbass, and Jon is overrated.
Russell: Get out of here. I am going to bed.
Jon: Don't steal the shelter *beep*hole.
Zoe's Confession: All the men are digging themselves into a hole. If I can stay quiet they will go after each other.
Fallout Tribe Day 4
*Autumn was going to try his hand on fishing*
Autumn's Confession: I decided that I will try to be the provider for the tribe. If I can do that they will keep me over Cross.
*Autumn tries to fish but loses the line*
Autumn: Damn.
*He goes back to the shelter and places the fishing pole back where it was. Cross wakes up*
Cross: Didn't this pole had line on it?
Autumn: I don't know. I did not try to fish.
Cross: Well it had line on it last night and everyone else is asleep.
Autumn: Don't accuse me of something that I did not do.
Cross: I did not accuse you. I just wanted to know where the line went.
Autumn: Maybe you took it.
Cross: How did this get to me?
Cross's Confession: I swear Autumn is trying to make up arguments on anything. It's a constant battle of the words which I have no interest in fighting but if I don't he will keep it up.
Cross: I am going to look for the line.
Autumn: If you find it then we know you are guilty!
Clover's Confession: This is annoying. I mean they argue all the time. I need sleep so shut up already. And please kill each other because I am tired of this *beep* and its day 4.
*Clover talks to Colin and Moira*
Clover: We need to ditch one of them.
Colin: Which one?
Clover: I prefer Autumn.
Colin: Ok, he is next.
Colin's Confession: Our tribe is screwed with Autumn and Cross on it. That's what a player who cares about the tribe thinks. I care about taking out threats. I am probably the weakest one here but I am kind of the smartest…besides Moira but she is in her own little world. I may take advantage of the Autumn and Cross conflict.
Borderlands Tribe Day 4
Mord: So how many Sirens are left?
Lilith: Just a few. I am one of them.
Mord: That is cool.
Lilith: Yeah we can phase walk so I can run faster, go through people, and create a shockwave when I come out of it.
Mord: Hehe nice. That would be useful during challenges. All I have is my bird Bloodwing. I was not allowed to bring him.
Lilith's Confession: I really like this tribe. I mean we kick ass in the challenge, our shelter is built, and we have been getting along great.
Mord: Say would you want to have a final 2 alliance?
Lilith: I would love too.
Mord: Great.
Mord's Confession: My strategy is to make a bunch of two person alliances in this tribe. Me and Roland have one but that is not enough. So I made one with Lilith and I am planning on talking to Brick later but not Claptrap. I don't trust the little guy. But long story short I am making my prey leave their guard down before I strike.
*Roland and Claptrap were fishing*
Roland: Whoa I got a bite.
Claptrap: Hurray!
Roland: Ok it's a big one can you get in and get.
Claptrap: Aye aye!
*Claptrap goes in and a huge fish swallows Claptrap.*
Roland: Uhhhh
Claptrap's Confession: *Claptrap is in the belly of the fish* I've been eaten by a fish…it's so scary in here. Please someone help me. I am doomed. Wait how did the camera zombie get in here?
*Brick grabs the fish and rips open its stomach and pulls Claptrap out*
Brick: Stupid fish! Leave our tribe alone.
Roland: Well at least we got plenty of food.
Claptrap: I knew you guys would save me.
Roland: Glad you are optimistic.
Roland's Confession: We all know Claptrap is the first one gone but I figured we make the best of it here. He's a robot and he does not fit in socially and…
*Claptrap peaks into the confession*
Claptrap: Uhh whoops this isn't the shelter.
Roland: Shelter is the other way.
Claptrap: Right!
Random Tribe Day 4
*Arbiter was busy meditating on a rock as Gir comes up to him*
Gir: HI!
*Arbiter looks over*
Gir: Aww no surprise.
Arbiter: No
Gir: Well I was wondering if well we can get ride of Tychus after Mengsk.
Arbiter: *surprised look* What!
Gir: He maybe
Arbiter: Wait you actually have a strategy?
Gir: A what? What are we talking about?
Arbiter: Nothing.
Gir: OK!
Arbiter's Confession: Gir is suddenly a threat now. I mean out of the blue he wants Tychus gone. I heard these types of robots and loyal and smart but Gir is dumb and all over the place but he still seems to have some of his old programming left.
*Gir is with Tychus*
Gir: I love piggies!
Tychus: So who do you want gone between Arbiter and Master Chief?
Gir: I don't know. As long as it isn't you.
*Gir hugs Tychus*
Tychus: Umm yeah…
Tychus's Confession: Gir may not be the best ally in this game but he is my only option at the moment. Maybe if the tribes switch my options will be more open.
*Gir writes Arbiter's name in the sand and rolls around above the name*
Gir: I can spell!
*Gir runs off leaving the words "Target Arbiter" in the sand
Tychus: Well I'll be damned.
Gir's Confession: *Gir is red eyed* I can only be in this stage for a little bit but I will do whatever I can to take everyone out. *Eyes go back to normal* Hello camera man!
Kota Tribe Day 4
*Russell is looking around the camp*
Russell: Where is it?
Russell's Confession: In my first season I found an idol with no clues and I even had idols given to me. So I am going around to find more idols and with that I can survive any Tribal Council because these dumbasses are too stupid to think I have the idol.
*The other three are watching Russell*
Jon: What a moron.
Rocky: He's looking for the idol again isn't he?
Jon: Yeah
Zoe's Confession: Russell is looking for idol but I've been keeping a close eye on him just in case he does find it. I make sure he is in my sights at all time. I don't want a blindside.
Jon: I say we make a bunch of fake idols and hide them.
Rocky: Let's do it!
Jon's Confession: Me and rocky came up with the idea of making a bunch of fake idols and hiding them so when Russell pulls them out at Tribal Council he will be pissed that they are fake. A perfect blindside.
*The three started to make fake hidden immunity idols*
Rocky: These will be great.
Jon: I know.
Borderlands Tribe Day 4
Roland: Do you know what would be fun to do?
Mord: What?
Roland: Just have a big bond fire to fry that huge fish Brick and Claptrap caught.
Mord: That sounds fine.
Lilith: Me and Brick can gather the wood.
Roland's Confession: We seem like the perfect tribe here. Great camp, good team dynamics, and lots of food. Unfortunately once we lose we will be at each other's throats and four of us can be very vicious.
*Lilith uses her shockwave to knock down a bunch of trees*
Lilith: Yes! Got a bunch down.
Brick's Confession: Lilith is a hard worker around camp. She is the only female around camp as well. I want to hit on her but she might try to kill me if I try it. Hehe. But in all truth we have bonded a bit.
Brick: AHHHH
*Brick slams into the fallen trees chopping them into smaller logs*
Brick: MOOORREEEE HAHAHAHAAHAHA
Lilith: That's all of them.
Brick: Oh.
Lilith: Would you like to make a two person alliance?
Brick: How long?
Lilith: Final 3.
Brick: I would love to be in one.
Lilith: Great.
Lilith's Confession: Brick is not the brightest person on this tribe but he is no way stupid. I know that if one of us is targeted the other can have their back. Brick is reliable in that way.
*Lilith and Brick comes back with the logs and the tribe has a huge bonfire and cooking the huge fish*
Claptrap: Is the fish ready?
*Claptrap checks the fish and sets himself on fire*
Claptrap: AIEEE!
Lilith: Will he be okay?
Mord: I give him 15 minutes until he comes back all happy.
Claptrap: I am on fire! Wheeeee! Look at me I am fire dancing! *Claptrap dances around on fire*
Roland: More like 15 seconds.
Random Tribe Day 4
*Gir was going to get water*
Gir: MMM HMM MMM
*Gir flips open the lid to the well and notices something*
Gir: Ohh shiny.
*It was the hidden immunity idol attached to the bottom of the lid. Gir takes the idol and eats it*
Gir: Tastes like Piggie Pizza!
Gir's Confession: I found shiny thing on the lid. I ate it. It tastes good. *Gir's eyes go red* I may use it later. Hehe. *Gir's eyes go back to normal* I want a slushie!
*Mengsk is sitting by the fire*
Mengsk: Do we have any wood?
Master Chief: We asked you to get some.
Mengsk: I don't do that kind of work. I can cook and tend the fire but I can't get wood.
Master Chief: It's easy. You bend over and pick them up from the ground.
Mengsk: I am not trying to break a sweat here.
Master Chief: What about in challenges?
Mengsk: I will do my part.
Master Chief: But we have to do our part around camp.
Mengsk's Confession: Being Emperor you don't do the stuff that the more lower class people have to do. Yeah I sacrifice a little but not a lot. I did my time struggling in the past.
*Master Chief comes in with a log and slams it down in front of Mengsk and hands him a machete*
Master Chief: Here, use this to cut.
Mengsk: How am I suppose to use this?
Master Chief: Make it look like an Education Funding and cut it like you politicians always do.
Mengsk: We don't literally cut it a machete!
Master Chief's Confession: Mengsk is pretty lazy. He cooks and tends the fire but he does nothing else. If he was in my unit he would either be killed by his own unit or kicked out.
Kota Tribe Day 4
*It was evening. Jon, Rocky, and Zoe go around and started to hide a bunch of makeshift idols around camp. Russell goes around and finds them*
Russell: Jackpot!
Russell's Confession: I found not one but four idols. One by the flag, one under a lid of the well, another by tree mail, and one by a bunch of rocks. I am that good.
*The other three watch as Russell puts the fourth idol in his pocket*
Jon: Did he find it?
Rocky: Yeah
Jon: Awesome!
*They high five each other*
Zoe's Confession: Our idols are pretty crappy looking but Russell seems to have fallen for them. He finds one and kisses it before stuffing them down his pants.
Rocky's Confession: We made about six fake idols and Russell seems to have found about half of them. But I feel kind of sorry for those idols. I mean he stuffs them down his pants.
Fallout Tribe Day 5
Moira: So you are a bodyguard?
Clover: A slave and a bodyguard.
Moira: So how does that work?
Clover: I am purchased to guard certain people. I always kind of hate them but hey free food and a warm place to sleep.
Moira: Hey, maybe I can have you guard my shop! It's always getting vandalized at night.
Clover: Don't count on it.
Clover's Confession: As a bodyguard I always keep my mouth shut. But here I have to talk. It gets kind of annoying. The only person here I actually kind of like is Moira. She comes off as a retard but after you get to know her she is actually pretty bright.
Moira's Confession: Oh Clover is pretty nice…under all that hate and stuff. I am hoping to open her up. And maybe change her hair style.
*Colin notices the two girls talking*
Colin: I have to do something about Clover.
Colin's Confession: I am afraid that Clover maybe coming too friendly with Moira. I may target her. It's like my saloon. If anyone I deem is a threat I go and eliminate them.
Borderlands Tribe Day 5
*Mord was talking to Brick*
Mord: So you and me in a two person alliance?
Brick: Yeah. The Hunter and the Brawler. We would be unstoppable.
Mord: Great, so you have my back and I have yours.
Brick: Yeah.
Mord's Confession: Hehe well I have a two person alliance with everyone but Claptrap. The prey has taken the bait and now it's time for the hunter to sir back and wait.
*Brick meets with Roland*
Brick: So I was wondering if you and me should be in a two person alliance?
Roland: I am down with that.
Brick: Good. You and me to the final 3.
Brick's Confession: I figured since me and Mord are in a two person alliance that maybe I should make a two person alliance with everyone here. Just to be safe.
Roland's Confession: I have a two person alliance with Brick, Mord, and Lilith. I should be safe.
Claptrap's Confession: Hmmm no one has made an alliance yet in this tribe. I wonder if that is a bad thing.
Random Tribe Day 5
*Everyone was sitting around the fire as the sun was going down*
Mengsk: So that's how I became Emperor.
Tychus: You forgot to mention the part where you unleashed the Zerg onto Tarsonis and killed billions and how you managed to kill millions more by giving the Zerg Kerrigan and how the only hope to save humanity you hunted over and over again.
Mengsk: You forgot to mention that Mach you hijacked and brought to my world to unleash on the people.
Tychus: I destroyed military bases. There were minimal civilian casualties and most were from your drunken forces.
Mengsk: Why you big oaf!
Arbiter: Settle down!
Master Chief's Confession: Great we have a war criminal on our tribe.
Gir: Stop fighting! Can't you see this is tearing us apart!
*Gir tears his arm off*
Arbiter: Uhh
Gir: AHHH my arm I am going to die! AHHHHHH
*Gir runs around in circles screaming*
Tychus: Give him a few minutes. He did this twice with me today.
Arbiter: Yeah…
Arbiter's Confession: Pretty much we are a bunch of misfits on this tribe. Mengsk is a war criminal, Tychus is an ex con. Master Chief and me are the only normal ones here and then there is Gir.
Gir: Look I am a zombie. *Gir starts to chew his arm*
Mengsk's Confession: How is that robot still alive? I would have had him turned to scrap metal if I knew that he existed.
Kota Tribe Day 5
*Jon was sitting by the fire with Rocky*
Jon: Rocky I know you me and Zoe are in an alliance but once Russell is gone it is just the three of us.
Rocky: Yeah…
Jon: You and me in a two person alliance.
Rocky: Hey, I am down with it.
Rocky's Confession: Nothing against Zoey but I have a better chance against Jon at immunity and in the final 3. Plus he has a huge target on his back.
Jon: Great.
Jon's Confession: I can't believe everyone but Russell trusts me. Zoe is way to nice and Rocky is way too immature. I will stick with the guy with the worse social game because that's how Fairplay can win in the final 3. Maybe Russell isn't as dumb as I thought.
Immunity Challenge Day 6
Jeff: Welcome survivors. Take a look at the new Kota Tribe…Lisi voted out of the last Tribal Council. You see before you is a maze, your job is to navigate the maze and come out on the other end. There is a little twist for today's challenge. There are 50 zombies wandering around in there. Their job is to drag you to a prison. Once you are in the prison you are out. Also you will all start in different points of the maze. The tribe with the most members and the shortest time wins reward which is a state of the art outhouse with soap, toilet paper, and even a small 5 gallon shower. The team who comes in last will see me at Tribal Council. Everyone but Kota you have 1 extra member who will be sitting out?
Claptrap: Me!
Moira: I guess I will Jeffy.
Mengsk: I will.
Jeff: Ok, Claptrap, Moira, and Mengsk take a seat. Everyone else you will be escorted to your starting positions. Survivors ready…go!
*All 16 survivors starts to navigate the maze Gir and Rocky found each other immediately.*
Rocky: Gir you and Me can team up.
Gir: Do a little dance.
Rocky: Hell no.
*The zombies come in and swarm them both.*
Rocky: Bring it on Zombies.
*The Zombies tackle Rocky and drag him off. One goes up to Gir and knocks on his head*
Zombie: No brains…
Gir: Yay!
*Gir keeps walking and finds the exit to the maze. He goes and sits next to Jeff*
Jeff: 1 minute and 4 seconds.
Gir: Shhhh
*Seconds later a few Zombies come running out with Brick running behind them*
Zombie: Help!
Zombie #2: He's crazy.
Brick: AHAHAHAHA MOOORREEEE ZOMBIEES! HAHAHAHA
Jeff: Brick has made it out.
*In the maze Roland and Lilith found each other but so about 10 zombies.*
Zombie: Get them!
*They swarm them both*
Roland: I got the five on the right.
Lilith: I got the left.
*Roland attacks the zombies and knocks them out Lilith uses her shockwave and blows away the other five zombies*
Roland: Awesome.
*They both find the exit*
Jeff: Roland and Lilith are out of the maze! Only Mord is left.
*Mord is seen with Clover*
Mord: We need to team up.
Clover: I agree.
*A few Zombies find them*
Clover: Don't you Zombies even think about it. Let's take them Mord…Mord?
*Mord is gone*
Clover: Damn him!
*The Zombies swarm Clover*
Clover: You touch me and you all die. Now tell me where the *beep*ing prisons are so I can get out of here.
Zombie: Umm over there.
Clover: Thanks.
*Mord finds Autumn*
Mord: Hey!
Autumn: What do you want.
Mord: The exit is over there!
Autumn: Thanks.
*Autumn goes around the corner and gets caught by a bunch of Zombies*
Autumn: You bastard!
Mord: Hehe.
Mord's Confession: What better way to keep the hunters off my back is use others as bait so I can make my escape.
*Mord runs out of the maze*
Jeff: Borderlands Tribe dominates the challenge yet again!
Roland: What kept you?
Mord: Hehe ran into a couple of people.
*Tychus runs out of the maze with five zombies on him*
Tychus: Can someone get these guys off me. They are getting annoying.
Jeff: Tychus is through.
*Cross, Russell, and Arbiter are together.*
Cross: Anyone see the exit?
Russell: If I saw it why should I tell you?
Arbiter: We are in this together.
*A swarm of Zombies attack the three. They drag Cross and Arbiter off*
Russell: Hey what about me?
Zombie: Your brains are full of *beep*.
Russell: No they are not. Eat my brains they are good because I the best player eva!
Zombie: I am going to exit so I don't have to listen to you.
Russell: Come back here!
*Moments later the Zombie left with Russell following him*
Jeff: Russell is out. Only Zoe, Jon, Colin, and Master Chief are left.
*Master Chief and Colin comes out of the maze*
Jeff: Ok, Jon and Zoe are left.
*Jon and Zoe come out*
Jeff: Random Tribe has three members out they win immunity!
Master Chief: Yeah.
Jeff: Also Kota tribe has three members out they win immunity!
Jon: Yes!
Zombie: I thought Zoe was a camera woman. Damn I could have grabbed her.
Jeff: Fallout Tribe since only 1 member got out of the maze you will be going to Tribal Council tonight. Take the evening to think about it.
Borderlands Tribe Day 6
Roland: Great job team!
Brick: Another challenge dominated.
Brick's Confession: We won yet again and at this rate we could win every challenge given to us. We are just that powerful. And when we get to the merge we will be five members strong.
*They see the outhouse*
Mord: This is so worth it.
Roland: We can kept stuff dry in here. We have enough shelf space.
Lilith: Agreed but I love the shower.
Lilith's Confession: It's been almost a week since I had a shower. Granted I've gone without showers for weeks when looking for the vault on Pandora but I will take what I can get.
Fallout Tribe Day 6
Colin: That sucked.
Autumn: It's that guy Mord. He tricked me.
Clover: He *beep*ing abandoned me.
Colin: You guys should have teamed up with someone like Master Chief.
Autumn: We I think we can agree that Cross is going.
Cross: What! You are the one going.
Autumn: I am more valuable.
Cross: But I am stronger.
Autumn's Confession: Well today it will be between me and Cross. Colin I think I can trust here. He has my back.
Autumn: Colin.
Colin: Yes?
Autumn: You have my back right?
Colin: Yeah I guess so.
Autumn: Good, you, me, and Moira will vote for Cross got it?
Colin: And if I don't?
Autumn: You will be next.
Colin's Confession: Autumn has too much pride in himself. If I was him I would watch my mouth.
*Clover, Colin, and Moira were sitting by the shelter*
Clover: Listen I am in with you two but don't think you can vote me out. If oyu target me than I will be uber bitch on you.
Colin: You are safe. Don't worry.
Moira: I would never think to vote you out.
Clover's Confession: The vote is just hours away and I feel something is up but that is just paranoia. I am strong so there might be no way I will get voted out.
*Colin talks with Moira*
Colin: What would you say if I wanted to blindside Clover?
Moira: Isn't that mean?
Colin: She's a psychotic danger. If we vote her out we have control of the tribe.
Moira: I guess so. What do you want me to do?
Colin: Tell Clover that I want out. Only Clover and no one else.
Moira: And we vote out Clover instead splitting to votes?
Colin: Yes!
Moira's Confession: Oh goody I am playing the part as the blindsider. I hope Clover won't be too angry.
Moira: Clover.
Clover: Yes?
Moira: Colin says he wants out.
Clover: Really?
Moira: Yeah he tried to tell Cross and Autumn but neither would listen to him.
Clover: Ok, you and me against Colin.
Moira: You might receive a throw away vote.
Clover: If it's a throwaway vote than I am fine. We can easily take out Colin.
*The tribe packs up and heads to Tribal Council*
Colin's Confession: I am hoping all goes as planned. It's a risky move to take someone out who might be a threat later on and could be a huge bitch. Sorry Clover but that's the game.
Tribal Council #2
Jeff: Welcome Fallout Tribe. Grab a torch and let's get started. So Clover how has the last 6 days been.
Clover: Pretty good except Autumn and Cross fight all the time.
Cross: Autumn starts most of them.
Clover: I don't care who starts it. Be the bigger woman and beat the *beep* out of him. He's been sucking at challenges.
Autumn: What! I am one of the stronger members.
Clover: Wrong, you got your ass kicked in the first challenge and tricked by Mord in the second.
Autumn: So were you.
Clover: But Mord abandoned me. Plus Cross kicked butt in the first challenge and even Colin is better at challenges than you.
Autumn: I am one of the smarter members.
Clover: Wrong again. Colin and even Moira are smarter than you.
Jeff: Autumn are you shocked by Clover's accusations?
Autumn: Yes I am but what does she know? She's a bitch.
Clover: I admit I am at times but six days with no sleep and hearing those two argue can take its toll.
Jeff: Cross how are you voting?
Cross: I am voting out Autumn. It's better for the tribe.
Jeff: Colin, are you concerned about future challenges?
Colin: We may not be the strongest or the smartest but we are the middle ground tribe. If we can work as a team we can easily win challenges.
Jeff: Moira, what do you think went wrong in the challenge?
Moira: That Mord is a sneaky one. You got to watch him. So is Gir and Claptrap.
Jeff: It is time to vote. Moira you are up first.
*Moira gets up to vote*
Moira: I just thought of something. I can vote anyone out. Everyone has a vote but me. I guess I am the swing vote. Hmm Eni Mini Miny Moe.
*Moira votes*
*Clover votes*
Colin
Clover: I hate quitters but at least you were cool.
*Autumn votes*
Cross
Autumn: You bitch.
*Colin votes*
Clover
Colin: Got to take out the threats.
*Cross votes*
Autumn
Cross: It's your time to go. Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.
Jeff: I will read the votes *Jeff gets the urn* Person voted out will be asked to leave the tribal area immediately. First vote
Autumn
Cross
Clover
Colin
A vote for everyone but Moira and the next vote is not for Moira. Second person voted out of survivor…
Clover
Clover: WHAT! Who the *beep* blindsided me! You idiots just took out a strong player! *she sighs* Oh well. Jeff get it over with so I can sleep.
Jeff: Clover the tribe has spoken. *Snuffs torch*
Clover: Good job on the *beep*ing blindside.
Jeff: Six days in and our first blindside. Head back to camp.
Clover's Final Words: I got blindsided but this game isn't for me. I hope everyone notices that Colin is a huge threat if not everyone will fall like me.
Next time on Survivor
A tribal switch gives the tribes new friends and new enemies. Two strong players face off in a fight. While two smart players plot together and the player you least expect plots against Russell.