Author's Note: Wow, I'm surprised I'm actually keeping this up...! Well, back to more weirdness... AFTER...

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Pokemon or Final Fantasy. I only own Nero, And Black Mage. luigi400000 owns Alf, Gale, and Wave the Totodile. No stealing, K?

Nero: Are we done yet?

Prof. Elm: Yes! Perfect. Your all set to go! Now, go see Mr. Pokemon. Okay?

Nero and Black Mage are trying to hold in a laugh. After, they leave the Laboratory.

Nero: Which way do we go?

Black Mage: The only way out is West of here! THAT'S which way we go.

2 Steps out of Town later...

Boy: Hey! Over there! Do you want to know how to catch Pokemon?

Black Mage and Nero: (Remembering Professor Elm's tutorials that took as long as what seemed like a whole day) RUUUN!

Boy: What's their problem?

Some, "Running away from tutorials" Later...

Nero: (Panting) Finally! We're here! (Falls over from exhaustion)

Black Mage: It didn't help that that Professor didn't even tell us where he lived...

They go inside...

Mr. Pokemon: Hey Elm, I- What? Who are you?

Nero: We came here in the Prof.'s place.

Mr. Pokemon: Well, I found a Pokemon egg on the floor yesterday. I took it with me because it didn't look like any ordinary Pokemon Egg. And, well... I'm a little busy here, so... Can you take it with you and notify me when it hatches?

Black Mage: WHAT? What if we're halfway across the world, then it hatches? I'm not wasting 2 weeks of my life just finding out what's inside an egg for somebody.

Mr. Pokemon: Don't worry, Calm down. I'll give you my phone number!

Nero: We don't have a phone of any kind!

Mr. Pokemon: Just give me that device your holding.

Nero: This? (Hands him the Pokegear)

Black Mage: You mean the thing I sto- ...Nevermind...

Mr. Pokemon registers his phone number on the Pokegear.

Nero: So this thing is part phone?

Mr. Pokemon: Yes. Now go out and solve the worlds mysteries!

Nero and Black Mage: Uh... Heheh... (Backing away slowly)

The Pokegear rings.

Prof. Elm: Hurry to the Lab! It's an emergency! I-

The phone connection was cut off.

Nero: Aw! What happened? I wanted to know what he was gonna say!

Black Mage: (Sigh) Well, let's go...

They go back to a local Town.

Old Man: Welcome to Cherrygrove City!... Again...

Nero and Black Mage: ...RUN BEFORE HE GIVES US ANOTHER TOUR OF THE TOOOoooown!

BAM!

Nero: (getting up) Sorry, didn't see you there... Alf?

Alf: Nero? Black Mage to?

Black Mage: Where WERE you?

Gale: Right behind you the whole time!

Black Mage and Nero do that, "Sit in a corner with a raining cloud on top of you" thing you see in animes.

Alf: Well, do you guys wanna' battle?

Black Mage: Fine. It'll kill some time.

Gale: Is everyone ready? We'll do a 2-on-2 battle. Nero?

Nero: (Makes the Pokegear play epic music) NOW I'm ready!

Everyone: GO!

Everyone sent out their newly obtained Pokemon. Alf with a Totodile, Gale with a Sentret, Nero with a Cyndaquil, And Black Mage with a Charmander.

Alf: (Heroic tone) You're pretty brave to be taking on Wave!

Black Mage: Wave?

Alf: Yeah! I'm gonna' nickname all my Pokemon because I have no idea what most of these Pokemon are called.

Nero: Good Idea!

Mini Author's Note: Time for some Fun/Weirdness/Out-Of-Character-ness/Whatever you want to call it.

Alf: I'll start! Wave! Attack!

Wave took that as a, "Scratch" and done so on both of the Pokemon!

Gale: Alf... It's Scratch... Not Attack...

Alf: Well what if I wanna' say attack?

Gale: Fine. Sentret! Tackle Charmander!

It done as it was told. Black Mage Got angry and so...

Black Mage: Oh, so we're ganging up, now are we? Well wait till you see THIS! (Casts Fire 3)

Gale: Hey! That's Cheating... Is it?

Alf: I don't know.

Gale: Well we're in a rush so... We'll finish our battle next time.

Nero: Well we're in a little rush to, so next time it is!

Alf and Gale Walk away.

Black Mage: So... Is this turning in to a competition or what?

Nero: I'd say so. Well anyway, There's the Town in view over there!

They go back inside the Laboratory to see Professor Elm's, "Emergency".

Police: Can you Explain what happened here, Professor?

Prof. Elm: Well, I left the building to do some Pokemon Research, Then I come back and one of my Pokeballs we're gone!

Police: Do you know who took it?

Prof. Elm: They left pretty quickly after I spotted them... I didn't get a very good look at them...

Police: Can you describe what you seen?

Prof. Elm: Well, There was two of them, One wore a Red hat and Robe, And the other wore a Blue suit of armor...

Nero and Black Mage start to pretend they don't know them.

Police: Do you know anything about this?

Nero and Black Mage: Oh... Uh... Uhmm... No!

The doors open slowly...

Prof. Elm: That's Them! hey took it!

Police: Get Them!

Alf and Gale: WAIT!

Everyone Stops and looks at them.

Alf: What's going on?

Police: This Professor here says you took one of his Pokeballs from his suitcase.

Gale: We kept hearing that Professor Elm was giving out Starter Pokemon. So we took one, but he wasn't there. We didn't intend to steal it.

Police: Well... Okay. You're fine. Well, I must be going now.

Prof. Elm: Take good care of him, Alright?

Alf: Okay!

End Note: (Yes, that's what I'm gonna call this) The reason the battle ended quickly is because... I can't write OOC! (Out Of Character) I just can't do it! But... That's the whole reason this is for, right? It's hard to make a dumb crossover pairing sound epic. So I'll try to do better next time. Hope you enjoy this chapter, the next, and every one after that!