Video Game Survivor Zombie Island Episode 5
Last time on Survivor a triple tribal council sent all three tribes scrambling. Russell thought he was in control but Tychus brought him down a few levels and Russell despite having the real hidden immunity idol thought it was a fake and was voted out. In Borderlands Tribe despite Cross and Master Chief were vulnerable. Mengsk was taken out. In Kota Tribe Rocky annoyed the tribe and insulted the girls resulting in his elimination. 14 are left. Who will be voted out next?
Random Tribe Night 11
*The tribe returned from tribal council*
Tychus: Thank god that jackass is gone.
Lilith: Me too.
Autumn: Who the hell voted for me?
Arbiter: I did.
Autumn: You son of a bitch!
Arbiter: You were the alternate in case Russell used the hidden immunity idol.
Autumn: I knew you aliens could not be trusted.
Lilith: Autumn calm down. You survived.
Autumn's Confession: At Tribal Council I received a vote and it was from Arbiter. I knew that freak is on to me. Aliens, furries, abnormal people, and robots can not be trusted. The only normal one is Tychus and I hate his guts.
Gir: Well at least Piggy Russell is gone.
Arbiter: Agreed.
Arbiter's Confession: We took out Russell last night and he almost used his hidden immunity idol but it would not have mattered since Autumn would have been voted out in a revote.
Lilith: Thanks for saving me Arbiter.
Arbiter: No problem.
Lilith's Confession: Arbiter is a trusting ally. He kept his word and I think I can trust Tychus as well. We could bring him into the alliance as a permanent member.
Borderlands Tribe Day 12
*Master Chief is talking with Cross and Claptrap*
Master Chief: I think us three should be in an alliance.
Cross: I am good with that.
Claptrap: Hmmm would that be a good move?
Master Chief: Yes.
Claptrap: OK!
Master Chief's Confession: I have a feeling that me and Cross might be next so I better ally with Claptrap and Cross just to feel secure. I don't trust Mord or Colin in this game.
Master Chief: So do you fight on the side of good or evil?
Cross: The side of good. The Brotherhood of Steel tries to rid the wasteland of evil and help the innocent.
Master Chief: That is the good side.
Claptrap: I help travelers.
Master Chief: Do you do any fighting?
Claptrap: We don't do any fighting but I am not afraid to stand up for what is right.
Claptrap's Confession: Whenever I stand up to someone they end up shooting me. It never ends well for me but they don't need to hear that.
Claptrap: Some bandits were picking on a settler so I came up and told them to stop.
Master Chief: What did they do?
Claptrap: They shot me. Since I am made of metal it did nothing. Freaked them out so badly they ran.
Cross: I would have kept shooting.
Claptrap: Yeah….
Cross's Confession: I like the new group of three. I heard Claptrap wanted me out but I guess he opened up and now wants to be in an alliance with me. As long as I am on the good side I am fine. Colin and Mord are snakes. Plain and simple.
*Mord and Colin are watching*
Mord: We need to take them out.
Colin: Agreed
Mord's Confession: This is not good. The three others in this tribe are hanging out together. We need to find someway to split them up. Claptrap and Cross would be the easiest to convince but Master Chief is stubborn.
Random Tribe Day 12
*Autumn was out fishing as he catches a big fish*
Autumn: Yes! Stupid fish.
Autumn's Confession: I am on the outs of the tribe. Instead of scheming or causing problems I decided to lay low and become a provider. I hate them all but keep them strong and they will keep winning immunity which will keep me here.
*Autumn comes back to camp*
Autumn: As an apology I brought you guys fish.
Lilith: Wow.
Arbiter: I never expected that from you. Thanks.
Autumn: Well, I kind relieved that I survived and wanted to apologize for my behavior. I want to do things the right way for us.
Arbiter: You did thanks.
*The tribe cooked the fish*
Gir's Confession: He brought a fish! I like fishy! But I still want a taco!
Tychus: So, you think you can catch more?
Autumn: I could try. This was a big one.
*The tribe starts to eat and nibble at it*
Arbiter's Confession: Autumn is trying to buy himself time. I know he will flip but I don't mind him acting nice. I know he doesn't mean it. Every time he talks to me he looks like he wants to cut his eyes open.
Tychus: Cheers to Autumn.
Gir: Autumn smells like DIB!
Autumn: Yeah…is that good?
Lilith: I don't know. I stopped trying to figure out good Gir.
Lilith's Confession: Gir is very strange but he is very nice. I figured out that there are two Gir's. Evil Gir and good Gir. Evil Gir makes more sense but I don't trust him. Good Gir is nice but does not make any sense.
Kota Tribe Day 12
*Moira was digging holes outside of camp*
Zoe: Moira, what are you doing?
Moira: I am going to catch a wereskagg.
Zoe: A wereshagg?
Moira: Half Skagg half human, all vicious.
Zoe: Umm ok…
Zoe's Confession: Moira is weird. She is looking for something called a wereskagg. I heard of Skaggs but not wereskaggs. I really think she is crazy.
*The tribe was sitting around the fire as a crash was heard*
Moira: Wereskagg?
Jon: That is another Zombie Camera man. Like the last three.
Moira: Well I am going to go check anyways.
Roland: You go do that.
*Moira walks away*
Roland: Don't be so mean. She is special.
Jon: I don't care. She maybe next.
Jon's Confession: Roland is an ass. Whenever I try to make a joke or make a comment he is quick to talk to me about my content. Whatever he is part of my alliance but I won't bring him to the end.
*The tribe was talking as Moira drags a Wereskagg across camp*
Jon: Was that…
Roland: Umm I guess she did catch one.
Moira's Confession: I caught myself a Wereskagg! I love it to death but I decided I will let it go soon. I mean Wereskaggs need to be free. Free like molerats.
Wereskagg: Can I go now?
Moira: Not yet!
Borderlands Tribe Day 12
*Colin goes up to Claptrap*
Colin: Hey Claptrap I have a plan.
Claptrap: What is it?
Colin: I need you to take out Cross.
Claptrap: You listened to my strategy?
Colin: Yes. But also after Cross is gone Mord is next.
Claptrap: So it will leave you, me, and Master Chief?
Colin: Yes and if we lose one more I will be gone.
Claptrap: Great!
Colin's Confession: Claptrap is easy to manipulate. Cross is next and then Mord. Mord maybe good at getting people to hate each other in the challenges but I am the master of Tribal Council. Mord is a huge threat and despite he is my ally I think I should take him out now. If we lose again I will just use my idol to take out Master Chief.
Claptrap's Confession: Oh my god! I got Colin to strategize with me! I am the best…wait I don't want to be a Russell. I guess I am better than I thought.
Colin: Just keep this a secret.
Claptrap: GOT IT! VOTE OUT CROSS!
Colin: *sighs* This will be harder than I thought.
*Mord goes over to Master Chief*
Mord: You know Cross came up to me and said that she wanted you gone.
Master Chief: Really?
Mord: Yes.
Master Chief: Then I may need to take her out.
Mord: Yeah, she will lie about it if you confront her.
Master Chief: Thanks for the info.
Mord: No problem greenie.
Mord's Confession: I decided to go and get Master Chief against Cross. She thinks she is so good with her alliance but she is messing with the two smartest players in the game. I hope it's a blindside.
Master Chief's Confession: I know that Mord is lying. Cross would not vote out someone strong like me.
Random Tribe Day 12
*Gir was out in a swamp*
Gir: Here piggy, piggy!
Gir's Confession: I thought I saw a piggy! I like piggies!
*The Arbiter was building a bow when Gir screamed and ran back to camp*
Gir: I caught a piggy! *He has a piggy in his hands*
Arbiter: Great job Gir.
Gir: I like piggies!
Tychus: We can cook it.
Gir: *Looking shocked* No one eats piggy! I love piggy! You hurt piggy I hurt you!
Tychus: I am starving. It's been days since I had real meat.
Gir: *eyes go red* I said no piggy!
Arbiter: Umm ok. We won't hurt the piggy.
Tychus's Confession: So Gir brings in this Pig and me and Arbiter wanted to eat it but Gir says no. Gir is a robot he doesn't need food like us humans…aliens…super people need. Why catch a pig if we aren't going to eat it.
*Gir releases the pig into the water*
Gir: Go free piggy!
*A huge fish eats the pig*
Gir:…*Gir stands there looking shocked*
Tychus: You know I am still hungry.
Arbiter's Confession: If we weren't hungry that would have been hilarious. Gir's expression was priceless. But we were starving and a good day of food was just eaten by a week worth of food. And we could not get either.
Lilith: Gir, it's been three hours. Are you just going to stand there?
Gir:…Piggy?
Kota Tribe Day 12
*Moira, Zoe, and Roland were on a boat in the lake fishing*
Moira: You like the boat and rod I made.
Roland: This is awesome!
Roland's Confession: Moira is a freaking genius! I mean she can make anything. This could be a perfect time to make an alliance against Jon since he seems to be distancing himself from everyone else. Or him not liking that fact that we don't care for his jokes and attitude.
Roland: This would be a pretty cool alliance.
Zoe: Don't we have one with Jon.
Roland: Yeah but Jon sucks.
Zoe: True.
Zoe's Confession: Right now I am in an alliance with Roland and Moira and an alliance with Jon. I would rather be on the side with the majority.
Moira: Yay! I love being in an alliance. Oh we can be the freelancer alliance.
Roland: Umm I don't think we need a name.
Moira: But I like coming up with a name.
Roland: Ok. Freelancers.
Moira's Confession: Oh my god! I am in an alliance! I was with one with Colin but this one is bigger. Oh I am so happy I could scream with excitement! EEEEEE!
Borderlands Tribe Day 13
*Master Chief was out gathering wood for the fire as Colin, Cross, and Mord were watching him*
Cross: How long has he been gathering wood?
Mord: About 2 hours.
Colin: Does he ever stop?
Cross: He's like a machine. He says that it keeps him occupied.
Colin: I wonder what he looks like inside that suit.
Cross's Confession: Master Chief has been very useful around camp but sometimes we don't quite think he is human. He goes around doing chores around camp for hours on end without talking unless we engaged in conversation with him.
*Master Chief lays some logs in already big pile of logs*
Colin's Confession: What does master Chief look in that helmet? Hmmm if I was a female I would say that he would be hot but as a guy I would think he is wearing that suit for a reason. Either he is the ugliest guy in the world or he's an alien.
Mord: Well at least it's better than being lazy.
Cross: True.
Mord's Confession: A hunter like me watches his prey. Master Chief, Cross, and Claptrap are my prey. Right now I am intrigued by Master Chief. He does repetitive tasks around the camp. Interesting note. He also has very little social skills.
*Claptrap is off to the side cheering Master Chief*
Claptrap: Yay! More wood! Go Master Chief! Go, go, go!
Master Chief: I don't need a cheerleader.
Claptrap: It encourages you!
Random Tribe Day 13
*Autumn was opening a rice bag and notices that some of the rice is moldy*
Autumn: Hmmm
Autumn's Confession: When I was cooking some rice I noticed that some of it was moldy so I took it and cooked it with some of the fish so the mold was hidden.
*Autumn mixes the moldy rice with the fish*
Autumn: Lunch is served!
*The tribe comes over and eats the rice*
Arbiter: MMM this is good.
Lilith: Yeah, rice and fish.
Autumn: I was taught by the best.
Tychus: We may have you cook more often.
Autumn: As a gentleman I would be honored.
Arbiter's Confession: We may have to keep Autumn around a while longer. I mean he provides for the tribe while Gir doesn't contribute much. Autumn catches fish and he cooks. Plus he's been acting nicer.
Autumn's Confession: I can't believe these dumbasses ate moldy rice and thanked me!
*Autumn talks with Arbiter*
Autumn: So I like to say that I am trying to improve myself. Lilith you are pretty cool and Arbiter you are tolerable.
Arbiter: So you want to be in our alliance, is that what you are asking?
Autumn: Yes.
Arbiter: We may take Gir out before you.
Autumn: I can live with that. If we lose after Gir is gone I understand.
Lilith: Well hopefully it won't come to that.
Lilith's Confession: So far the pecking order in the tribe is Gir, Autumn, and Tychus. I highly doubt that it will come to that since we are all pretty strong.
Kota Tribe Day 13
*Moira and Roland were hanging out together*
Moira: Isn't the sunset beautiful?
Roland: It is. Pandora has some awesome sunsets. Even if the land is ugly.
Moira: Yeah but the land is better than my world's. All the plants are dead.
Roland's Confession: I feel that me and Moira have a good relationship going with each other. She is nice and smart and I am strong and brave. We make an excellent team.
Moira: You are really a nice guy.
Roland: So are you.
Moira: Yeah…plus with us two have control half of the tribe.
Roland: You are right.
Moira's Confession: I like Roland a lot. He's big and muscular. Not as big as Brick but he has the right amount of muscles to make him look sexy. *She giggles*
*Jon was looking at the two from a distance*
Jon's Confession: Most people would try to break up a two person alliance but it's pretty dumb to do when two people are half of the tribe. I may have to join them and hope they keep me around.
Immunity Challenge Day 14
Jeff: Welcome tribes. Mengsk, Russell, and Rocky voted out of the last tribal council. Today's challenge will require you all to ride on a Skag.
Lilith: Oh crap.
Jeff: We have an Alpha Skag for all of you to ride on.
*Behind him was a fences in area and a Alpha Skag runs in and roars*
Claptrap: AH!
Tychus: Hehe.
Jeff: The tribe with the highest average time wins reward and the tribe with the lowest average time goes to Tribal Council. The reward is an all you can eat buffet back at your camp.
Tychus: YES!
Jeff: Ok, since Random and Borderland's tribe has one extra member who will be sitting out?
Colin: I will.
Autumn: I will.
Jeff: Ok, Colin and Autumn take a seat and lets get started. First up is Mord.
*Mord gets on the Skag and the Skag runs around and buck him off.*
Mord: Ompphh.
Jeff: 8 seconds.
Mord: Damn!
Jeff: Next up is Gir.
Gir: YAY!
*Gir jumps on. The Skag runs around for a minute before throwing Gir off minus his arms which were on the Skag*
Gir: That was fun!
Jeff: 62 seconds! Next one is Zoe.
*Zoe gets on but is thrown off within seconds*
Jeff: 7 seconds. Kota has taken a huge lead. Next up is Master Chief.
*Master Chief gets on the Skag and the Skag has trouble moving with Master Chief's armor weight but The Skag rolls over taking Master Chief off*
Jeff: 31 seconds. Next one up is Arbiter.
*The Arbiter gets on and hangs on for awhile before losing his grip and slipping off*
Jeff: 73 seconds! Next up is Moira.
*Moira gets on the Skag it bucks around trying to get her off*
Moira: WHEEEE! This is fun!
*The Skag throws her off*
Jeff: 93 seconds! Borderlands Tribe is way behind. Next up is Claptrap.
*Claptrap gets near the Skag and the Skag roars at him*
Claptrap: AH!
*Claptrap runs away*
Jeff: 0 seconds, the worst yet. Next up is Lilith.
*Lilith gets on the Skag and stays on for awhile before being knocked off*
Jeff: 57 seconds.
Lilith: Not bad.
*The Skag roars in her ears and she does her shockwave knocking the Skag over*
Lilith: My roar is better.
Jeff: Roland is next.
*Roland jumps on the Skag and holds on before being thrown off*
Jeff: 41 seconds. Borderlands needs at least 102 seconds to stay in. Cross you are up.
*Cross gets on the Skag and gets knocked off after several seconds*
Jeff: 23 second. Borderlands Tribe you are going to Tribal Council.
Cross: Damn.
*Colin grins from the sidelines.*
Jeff: Tychus your turn.
*Tychus cracks his knuckles and hops on the Skag. He lasts for awhile before falling off*
Tychus: Yeah! I kicked your ass Skag.
Jeff: 89 seconds. Random Tribe has 281 seconds. Kota has 141 seconds. Kota needs 140 to tie it. Jon you are up.
*Jon gets on the Skag and humps its neck.*
Jon: You like that?
*The Skag throws him off*
Jeff: 3 seconds Random Tribe wins reward! Random Tribe your buffet will be at camp. Borderland's Tribe you will see me at Tribal Council tonight. Everyone else head back to camp.
Random Tribe Day 14
*The tribe saw a buffet table filled with food*
Lilith: Oh my god! I am so hungry!
Arbiter: Wow.
Tychus: *beep* the food I spot beer!
Autumn: Good job tribe. I felt no matter who sat out we could have won it.
Gir: Tacos!
*Gir grabs the tacos and runs off*
Gir's Confession: *Gir is eating Tacos* I love tacos. Tacos love me. MMMM
*Tychus was getting drunk as the others were eating.*
Lilith: I am eating slowly.
Autumn: That is a good idea. I know soldiers who go days without food and come back and get sick for a few days because they eat too much too fast.
Arbiter: Tychus already raided the beer.
Tychus's Confession: I would trade anything for beer. I drank 8 bottles and feel fine. I then filled myself up with food. This 300 pound guy needs to keep his weight up. Hehe.
*The tribe was enjoying themselves*
Lilith's Confession: This was a great way to get our tribe together well three of us. Even Autumn is becoming more friendly. Tychus and Gir however are isolating themselves more.
Boderland's Tribe Day 14
*The tribe came back*
Colin: Damn we sucked.
Mord: Yeah, I am disappointed in myself.
*Colin and Mord walk off together*
Colin: It's either Cross or Claptrap.
Mord: Agreed. Claptrap did awful.
Colin: Cross is strong but is less loyal.
Mord's Confession: We have an important decision. Take out a weak link Claptrap or take out Cross who is strong and may not be loyal to us in the merge. Me and Colin have agreed to talk to everybody and play for their votes.
*Colin talks with Cross*
Colin: We need to take out Claptrap.
Cross: I like him I know he's weak and must go.
Colin: Exactly. You are safe tonight.
Cross: Thanks for the news.
Cross's Confession: Although me, Master Chief and Claptrap were in an alliance Claptrap hasn't performed in challenges and will be a liability to us. He has to go. Sorry Claptrap.
*Mord speaks with Master Chief*
Mord: Claptrap.
Master Chief: Got it.
Mord's Confession: We plan on splitting the votes 2 votes Claptrap and 1 vote Cross while me and Colin decide who to take out.
*Colin talks with Claptrap*
Colin: Cross.
Claptrap: Got it! Can't wait to take her out.
Claptrap's Confession: My strategy worked! I am a genius! Time to do a little dance. *Claptrap dances*
*Mord and Colin meet right before Tribal Council*
Colin: Now we need to figure out who to vote out.
Mord: Hmmm
Colin's Confession: We have control of the tribe and we can afford to drop either Cross or Claptrap. I don't plan on sticking with this tribe anyways when the merge hits so better to take out Claptrap who could be a social threat or Cross who is a challenge threat.
Tribal Council #5
Jeff: Welcome Borderlands Tribe. So Claptrap what happened to you during the challenge? You did the worst.
Claptrap: Skags are scary. I lost 95 brothers to them. I don't want to be the 96th.
Jeff: Do you feel vulnerable.
Claptrap: I kind of do Jeff but I can make a comeback during the next challenge.
Jeff: Cross, do you think you are safe.
Cross: I should be. I mean I am strong and good at challenges.
Jeff: Who are you stronger than?
Cross: Claptrap and Colin. I am tied with Mord.
Jeff: So getting rid of you would be a mistake.
Cross: A terrible mistake.
Jeff: Mord, if you could go back in time would you choose a different tribe?
Mord: Maybe. I rather have my old tribe back. We kicked ass.
Jeff: Colin what do you base you vote on tonight?
Colin: Whoever can benefit the tribe more.
Jeff: It is time to vote. Mord you are up first.
*Mord votes*
*Colin votes*
*Master Chief votes*
Claptrap
Master Chief: Nice guy but useless.
*Claptrap votes*
Cross
Claptrap: You kind of ruined our harmony of the tribe. Sorry.
*Cross votes*
Claptrap
Cross: You aren't really meant for this type of game. Sorry about your brothers.
Jeff: I will read the votes. *He gets the urn* First vote
Claptrap
Cross
Claptrap
Cross
Cross: What!
Jeff: 7th person voted out of Survivor
Cross
Cross: Damn it! I should have expected it. *She comes up with her torch*
Jeff: Cross the Tribe has spoken. *He snuffs her torch as she walks away* Just because you are strong does not make you immune to the vote. Head back to camp.
Cross's Final Words: They got me good. I have to admit that but they made a mistake voting me out. I provided strength that this tribe lacks. Good luck you guys are all brains and no brawn.
Next Time on Survivor: Master Chief demands answers from his tribe. Autumn plots against Tychus and Jon tribes to get in the good graces of Roland and Moira. During the challenge one Survivor gets injured but refuses to leave the game.