Video Game Survivor ZI Episode 6
Last time on Survivor Gir angered his tribe when he caught a pig and released it. Roland and Moira started a showmance. Autumn faked being nice and served the tribe moldy rice. Borderlands Tribe lost immunity. Before tribal council Mord and Colin split the votes between Claptrap and Cross with them as the swing votes and they choose to voted out Cross. 13 are left who will be voted out next?
Borderlands Tribe Night 14
*The tribe came back to camp*
Master Chief: Why did you guys keep the weak player?
Mord: We have our reasons.
Master Chief: We are going to lose every challenge!
Mord: Don't worry about it. We have you.
Master Chief: But only you and me are the strongest.
Mord: Claptrap and Colin have their strengths.
Master Chief: This tribe is doomed.
Mord's Confession: Hehe Master Chief came back from Tribal Council pissed. It's so funny because he's this unemotional guy who barely talks. I think he talked more tonight than he has talked in the last 13 or 14 days.
Colin: I was just going along with the plan.
Master Chief: Screw this!
*Master Chief walks off*
Master Chief's Confession: I hate it when the weaker ones stay over the stronger ones in this game. I mean the stronger ones are a necessity to a tribe. Without them this tribe is *beep*ed.
Claptrap: So is he next?
Mord: Yes.
Claptrap's Confession: I LOVE Master Chief! He is my hero but I don't want to vote him out. On the other hand I don't want to be voted out.
Borderlands Tribe Day 15
*Colin was sitting with Claptrap*
Claptrap: And because of me the vault was found.
Colin: That was pretty interesting.
Claptrap: Hehe thanks. I thought you were just some cranky guy but you are okay. What do you do for a living?
Colin: I am a bar owner. The best place to get a drink in Megaton.
Claptrap: Ah…
Colin's Confession: I actually decided to relax for once. I know I am a little overconfident but I decided to lay low and let Mord do all the strategizing. Besides I have Claptrap. We became pretty good friends. Claptrap is nice, kind, naïve, crazy.
*Claptrap peaks into the confessional*
Colin: And if he doesn't go away I will tear him apart and use him for scrap metal.
*Claptrap goes away slowly*
Colin: But all in all he's a good robot and I don't say that to everyone. Since I hate 99% of the people I meet.
*Mord goes up to Claptrap*
Mord: We need to get rid of Master Chief.
Claptrap: No.
Mord: But we got to. He's a huge threat.
Claptrap: But I like him!
Mord: Whatever it's your funeral.
*Mord walks away*
Colin: He's just angry.
Claptrap: Ah…
Claptrap's Confession: Mord is really losing it out here. He's acting like Russell 2.01. Hmm maybe Russell possessed him! I got to do an exorcism!
*Mord is walking through the swamp*
Mord: Ick, this swamp water sucks.
*Claptrap smacks Mord with a wooden Cross*
Claptrap: The power of Robot Christ compels you! Leave Mord now Russell!
Mord: *beep* I am not possessed!
Mord's Confession: Claptrap is my ticket to a million dollars but he gave me a blackeye in the swamp. I fear that he might do worse if I keep him around longer.
*Mord gets hit in the face with mud*
Mord: AHHH!
Claptrap: Eat holy mud Russell's ghost!
Mord: I am not *beep*ing possessed!
Random Tribe Day 15
*Lilith was fishing by a lake with Tychus and Arbiter*
Tychus: You two know what?
Arbiter: What?
Tychus: Us three would make a fine damn good alliance.
Arbiter: Why do you think that?
Tychus: Because we are strong and smart. Autumn I know is *beep*ing faking being nice to you.
Lilith: Of course. We know. We just play along with it. Gir isn't doing so good either but at least he doesn't fake being good and evil.
Tychus: Exactly. Autumn goes then Gir.
Lilith's Confession: We have our final three made up. Arbiter, me, and Tychus. Gir is in our alliance but on the outs. My hope is that I can team up with Roland and anyone who is in his alliance and get the majority.
Lilith: We are getting close to the merge. We should team up with Roland.
Arbiter: Why him?
Lilith: He's a team player. If we have the majority we can take out the other tribe and get Roland with our core group.
Tyhcus: Good idea although he maybe with the other group.
Lilith: I can use my womanly charms.
Tychus: That a girl.
Tychus's Confession: I plan on getting a trusting alliance. I knew the three of us have connections with the other tribe. Lilith has Roland and Arbiter has Master Chief. If Gir stays in I can get him on my side. Hehe this game is a piece of cake if it stays to plan.
*Gir and Autumn are sitting by the fire*
Gir: I like Tacos!
Autumn: I know!
Gir: I like Piggies!
Autumn: I know!
Gir: I have the hidden immunity idol!
Autumn: Huh?
Gir: I like Pizza!
Evil Gir's Confession: The good Gir is in control most of the time so I try to tell people in my own way on how to change the game. Giving Autumn the idol is a good way to split the three moron by the lake.
Autumn: Umm thanks.
Gir: Use it to take someone out!
Autumn: Will do.
Autumn's Confession: Gir gave me the hidden immunity idol…I plan on using it on either Arbiter, Tychus, or Lilith. I will not use on Gir though. I think he would kill me if I used it on him.
Kota Tribe Day 14
*Jon approaches Roland and Moira*
Jon: Hey you two.
Roland: Hey Jon.
Jon: Listen I know you two are in a showmance.
Roland: We are?
Moira: Yes we are.
Moira's Confession: Roland is a little oblivious. I mean I am with him at all times and he thinks we are in an alliance. Just in an alliance. But he's still very cute.
Jon: Listen you guys need me.
Roland: How?
Jon: When we merge the others might go after us. If I am with you they will target me giving you two three more days.
Roland: That sounds pretty good for us.
Jon: Yeah.
Jon's Confession: Roland is a freaking moron! I mean he doesn't know he's in a showmance and now he's willing to take me to the merge. *Beep* the two. I flipped on Drake. I will flip on these two as well.
*Jon walks away*
Roland: How dumb does he think I am?
Moira: Well you did not know we were in a showmance.
Roland: Well I thought you just liked me and you were married.
Moira: I am single sweety.
Roland: I should have asked.
Roland's Confession: I claim ignorance here. I should have asked Moira if she was single. Which she was…but on the Fairplay issue. I am leaving it open but I know he has flipped in the past so we may have to vote him off before the merge.
Borderlands Tribe Day 14
*Master Chief goes up to Mord*
Master Chief: Listen, I know you don't like me but you guys need me. I have a lot of strength.
Mord: Yeah but I don't trust you.
Master Chief: I am loyal to my tribe.
Mord: In this game loyalty means nothing. Anyone can claim to be loyal.
Master Chief: This isn't over Mord.
Mord: I have the numbers. You are deadmeat you just haven't been put out of your misery.
Master Chief's Confession: I fought the Covenant, hunters, elites, brutes, and scarabs. While Mord has only fought dog like creatures and bandits. I have more fight than him I just need to get the numbers against him.
Mord's Confession: Master Chief is to dangerous to keep around and I plan on eliminating him even if it means throwing a challenge.
*Master Chief talks with Claptrap and Colin*
Master Chief: So Mord says I am deadmeat.
Colin: He's getting more arrogant than me.
Claptrap: Hmm I still believe that Mord is possessed by Russell.
Colin: No, he's just going mad with power.
Master Chief: Eliminate him for me and I will be loyal to you guys.
Master Chief's Confession: I am not going down without a fight and I don't have much social skills but I know how lead and when to follow. Right now I will follow Colin if he saves me.
Random Tribe Day 14
*Arbiter is with Lilith*
Arbiter: I know I never said this to a human before but you have an attractive personaility…and…ummm….body.
Lilith:…*She giggles* It's ok. That shows trust.
Arbiter: Really.
Lilith: If it was anyone else I would have beaten them to a pulp but I trust you 100%
Arbiter: I trust you too.
*Tychus comes in*
Tychus: What about me?
Arbiter: Well we like you but we only trust you 90%
Tychus: Wow that's more than I thought. *Tychus laughs*
Arbiter's Confession: We have a great tribe here with the exception of Autumn. I mean Lilith and me have gotten pretty close and…I don't know if there is a spark between us. I never felt any human was attractive before.
Tychus: So would you kill me if I said you were hot?
Lilith: You better start running.
*Tychus laughs*
Tychus's Confession: Yeah us three we get along just great. We crack jokes a lot. But I fear that *beep* may hit the fan. In survivor nothing is perfect.
*Autumn and Gir are together by the shelter*
Autumn: So who should I take out?
Gir: Arbiter smells like old pizza!
Autumn: I know! Damn it give me a name.
Gir: Arbiter is an alien like Zim!
Evil Gir's Confession: Damn it Autumn! I am trying to tell you to take out Arbiter! *beep*ing good Gir is in control most of the time. I have to use subtle hints and Autumn is not getting it. At least Tychus got it a week ago when I gave out hints. And Autumn has the hidden immunity idol. Well at least he's better than Russell.
Kota Tribe Day 14
*The sun was setting as the tribe was eating dinner*
Moira: How is the rice?
Jon: Pretty good.
Zoe: Yeah.
Roland: its real good thanks Moira.
Moira's Confession: The tribe elected me as cook…not sure if that was a good idea. I use some mysterious food to make the taste better and the tribe liked it. I don't know the mystery stuff looked weird.
Zoe: I really hope I get a better edit this time.
Jon: Not likely. You have me taking all the screen time.
Zoe: I doubt it. You probably have like 1 confession an episode.
Jon: More than you. You have 1 confession a season.
Zoe: Hey! I had more than that.
Roland: Calm down. This season hasn't aired yet.
Zoe: I got ripped off in the edit. I was a huge threat.
Jon: I did not even know you existed until your boot episode.
Roland: Calm down! Seriously!
Jon: Whoa!
Roland: Enough of this fighting.
Roland's Confession: Jon is always trying to pick fights. It's what he does best. Shawn, Sandra, Rupert, and maybe more. He picked fights with them and now he's doing it to Zoe. On the other hand Zoe kept going on and on like she needed something to prove.
Zoe: I mean I was one of the first ones screwed by the edit.
Moira: I probably would get an awful edit.
Jon: Women always get bad edits. Men get great edits. Roland you would probably be the hero and me as the main villain. And Zoe…
Moira: Jon, don't cause a fight.
Zoe's Confession: Jon is an *beep*hole. Seriously. The tension has been rising ever since he started to plot against me. He's always talking to Roland and Moira and never to me.
Borderlands Tribe Day 15
*Master Chief was up early but for once he wasn't working*
Master Chief's Confession: I am not working if I am going to be the next one voted out. I am going to strategize and get Mord on the chopping block.
*Claptrap goes over to Master Chief*
Claptrap: Hey.
Master Chief: Have you decided to take out Mord?
Claptrap: Umm not yet.
Master Chief: Immunity is tomorrow and I need to know today.
Claptrap: Me and Colin are still deciding.
Master Chief: Hurry up.
Claptrap's Confession: Master Chief is getting a little bossy today. He wants me to make a choice. Well this Claptrap is in power and loving it. I think I should go on a power trip.
Master Chief: Is there anyway to make you think faster?
Claptrap: Yes.
*Colin walks over and sees Claptrap resting on a log as Master Chief is fanning him with a palm leaf.*
Colin: Okayyyy.
Claptrap: Greetings Colin!
Colin's Confession: Claptrap idolizes Master Chief but Master Chief is Claptrap's servant now…I guess Master Chief is into role reversal of something. It felt very awkward.
Random Tribe Day 15
*Tychus is with Gir in the forest*
Tychus: So listen I know you feel that you are on the outs.
Gir: Piggies!
Tychus: Can I talk with evil Gir?
Evil Gir: Yes.
Tychus: When Autumn is gone I want us to team up and take out Arbiter like we planned before.
Gir: That is acceptable.
Evil Gir's Confession: I still trust Tychus. He watched my back and I will watch his. I can tell Autumn that either Lilith or Arbiter can go. I don't care which one.
Gir: Aww I liked them both.
Evil Gir: No you don't.
Gir: Yes I do.
Evil Gir: You hate them.
Gir: Do not.
Evil Gir: Do too.
Gir: Do not.
Tychus's Confession: I am in the same situation that I was in before the switch. The bottom of an alliance. Luckily Gir still remembers our alliance so Arbiter will be in for a huge surprise after Autumn is gone and we lose again.
Kota Tribe Day 15
*Jon and Roland are out looking for firewood*
Jon: So my fate if we lose is in yours and Moira's hands right?
Roland: Yep.
Jon: You made a choice yet?
Roland: Nope.
Roland's Confession: I created a little game called one word answer to Jon's and Zoe's questions. Pretty much they both know that one of them will be going and they keep bugging me so I created that game in hopes that they will stop talking strategy.
Jon: Do you think my reasoning is good?
Roland: Maybe.
Jon: Why are you only answering in one word?
Roland: Because.
Jon: Because what?
Roland: Dunno.
Jon: *sighs*
Jon's Confession: Roland loves to screw with me. Probably both literally and figuratively. But this power has put me in a difficult spot and me and Zoe hate each other too much to go up against them…that and Roland and Moira are more useful than Zoe.
*Zoe is talking to Moira*
Moira's Confession: I created a game called if someone talks strategy I talk as much as possible about nonsense of the strategy.
Zoe: So that's why Jon needs to go.
Moira: But Jon is funny and can easily insult people raising the moral but at the same time he is nothing if you beat him with a fish and call his mommy a bloatfly and eat tins cans. With that you might be safe.
Zoe: I am walking away.
Immunity Challenge Day 16
Jeff: Welcome, everyone take a look at the new Borderlands Tribe…Cross voted out of the last Tribal Council.
Tychus: So *beep*ing way.
Jeff: Surprised Tychus?
Tychus: I am baffled to be honest. Cross was strong.
Jeff: Today's challenge will have you race 100 yards to that sand pit. There each member of the tribe will dig up the wheel. Run back and put it on your car. When all the wheels are on you need to race down the track to the finish line. The reward is something good. Entertainment. Footballs, Frisbees, and many other assorted stuff to keep you entertained. The last team to arrive sees me at Tribal Council tonight. Random Tribe you are sitting out a member. Who will it be?
Lilith: Gir.
Jeff: Gir take a seat on the bench and lets get started.
*Mord, Lilith, and Roland line up*
Jeff: Survivors ready…go!
*All three race towards the sand. Lilith uses her power and speeds ahead*
Jeff: Lilith using her power to make her go to I think another reality and it makes her go faster…I think.
*Lilith gets their first and starts to dig. Mord and Roland get there.*
Jeff: Everyone digging for those wheels.
*Lilith and Roland finds theirs and heads back*
Jeff: Mord needs to hurry up.
*Lilith and Roland come back and Jon and Arbiter head out. Back at the sand Mord finally finds his wheel and heads back with it*
Jeff: Mord finds his wheel but his team needs to catch up.
*Arbiter goes ahead of Jon and gets to the sand first and easily finds his wheel*
Jeff: Arbiter wasting no time.
*Jon starts to dig as Master Chief heads out as soon as Mord came back*
Jeff: Random Tribe increasing their lead.
*Master Chief finds his wheel and heads back. Arbiter comes back and Tychus runs out*
Jeff: Jon taking way too much time.
Jon: Where the *beep* is it?
*Tychus runs over and starts to dig while Colin runs out as soon as Master Chief comes back*
Jeff: Jon struggling in the sand.
*Colin comes in as Tychus and Jon finds their wheels*
Jeff: Jon suddenly stopped sucking at this challenge.
*Colin finds his wheel and heads back just as Autumn and Zoe head out*
Jeff: Random tribe still in the lead.
*Autumn and Zoe starts to dig. Colin comes back and Claptrap heads out. Autumn finds a wheel and heads back*
Jeff: Random tribe as all fours wheels. They just need to put on the last one in and one person needs to drive.
*Claptrap races onto the sand grabs a wheel and heads back*
Jeff: Claptrap racing back and wasting no time. Borderlands Tribe still in this!
*Zoe finds a wheel and heads back as the Random Tribe gets all the wheels on their car.*
Tychus: Who is going?
Lilith: I will. I have experience with this.
Tychus: Ok good.
*Lilith gets in and starts to drive. Borderlands Tribe gets their car ready and Mord gets in and drives*
Jeff: Random Tribe has a slight lead.
*Lilith speeds ahead of Mord but Mord hits the afterburner and slams into Lilith causing her car to go out of control and flip into a tree*
Tychus: What the *Beep*!
Jeff: Stop the challenge!
Tychus: Mord you *beep*ing cheater!
Roland: Oh *beep*
Jeff: Get the medics!
*Lilith is crawling out of the car as the medics come to help her. She has multiple cuts on her face*
Tychus: Mord you did that on purpose!
Mord: It was an accident.
Tychus: Bull*beep*!
Mord: It was a *beep*ing accident you fat dumbass!
Tychus: You wanna fight?
Mord: Bring it on!
Roland: Stop it!
*Roland gets between them and pushes them away from each other*
Tychus's Confession: I've seen a lot of death but this was one of the first times that I was scared for someone I liked. I knew Mord tried to take her out. That ain't no accident. I blew up on Mord but he *beep*ing deserved it. You don't do that kind of *beep* to someone else.
Jeff: Lilith are you okay?
Lilith: My arm hurts and my leg.
*The medics come in and take a look at Lilith*
Jeff: How bad is it?
Medic: Her arm is broken and her knee is messed up. Plus she has a lot of cuts.
Jeff: Can she still compete?
Medic: We need to do an X-Ray to see how bad it is. If it's not that bad she will come back if she wants to.
Lilith: I want to come back. A broken arm will not stop me.
*Jeff: goes to the tribes*
Jeff: Ok. Lilith will head to a nearby hospital to get X-Rays and if her arm isn't that bad she will come back. Since this happened this challenge is null and void. Mord…
Mord: Yes?
Jeff: Since you caused the accident your tribe will go to tribal council.
Colin: *sighs* Mord we had it.
Jeff: Kota Tribe…you dodged a bullet here. The reward will not be given out. Head back to camp.
Lilith's Confession: This sucks. I was doing so well and Mord had to come in and slam into my car injuring me. I am not done yet. No matter how bad it is I will return and kick some ass.
Random Tribe Day 16
*The tribe was waiting around to see if Lilith would come back*
Arbiter: I hope she comes back.
Tychus: Me too. That Mord is so dead if he makes it to the merge.
Arbiter: I know.
Gir: Mord needs to be eaten by a squid!
Autumn's Confession: As much as I wanted Lilith to be taken out of the game I do wish her the best of luck. She wanted to be here and I hope she is okay.
*They spots someone in the distance*
Aribter: Who is that?
Tychus: That's Lilith!
*Lilith comes back limping*
Lilith: I am back.
*They run up to her and hug her*
Arbiter: lad you are back.
Lilith: Me too.
Lilith's Confession: The break wasn't that bad. My arm is in a sling and I am limping a little but I will not give up this game. It will take a lot more than a car accident to take me out of this race.
Lilith: It's not that bad.
Tychus: It's close to the merge so you should be fine.
Arbiter's Confession: Lilith is back! Yes! She is banged up and a little bit of a challenge liability but I don't think we will take her out. It's close to the merge and we have an extra person. We can sit her out next challenge.
Borderlands Tribe Day 16
*Master Chief talks with Gir and Colin*
Master Chief: I think Mord needs to go now. We had that challenge in the bag and he went and ruined it.
Colin: I know. I am pissed off.
Colin's Confession: I am pretty ticked off at Mord. We were going to get at least 2nd place but the moron *beep*ed it up for us. Still I am trying to think weather to take out Mord or Master Chief. I will leave it up to Claptrap.
Colin: Claptrap it is up to you to decide who leaves.
Claptrap: Really! Yes!
Claptrap's Confession: It all up to me! I have control of the tribe! Colin is wrapped around my circuits and either Master Chief or Mord is going home! I hate making choices so I will flip a coin to decide who goes home.
*Master Chief confronts Mord before they leave*
Master Chief: Did you hit her on purpose.
Mord:…yes
Master Chief: You are going down!
Mord: You don't have the numbers.
Master Chief: I just talked with them. They are voting you out.
Mord: Bull*beep*!
Master Chief's Confession: Mord is going down! That little cheap trick of his pissed off Colin and I hope they take him out instead of me.
Mord's Confession: Master Chief is an idiot. He tries to act like a hunter but is the prey. I don't believe that Colin and Claptrap are voting me out.
Tribal Council #6
Jeff: Welcome Borderlands Tribe again. So Mord was it really an accident?
Mord: Well yeah. Why would I try to knock Lilith out of the game?
Master Chief: I have to disagree. Before we left I asked Mord weather it was on purpose or not and he said that it was NOT an accident.
Mord: You lie.
Master Chief: I haven't lied this entire game and you lied plenty.
Jeff: So Master Chief you think he lied?
Master Chief: Well yeah. He told me.
Mord: You don't have any witnesses.
Master Chief: Because if you told Colin or Claptrap you would be voted out.
Jeff: So it's between you two then?
Master Chief: Yes. My head was on the chopping block right after Cross.
Jeff: Colin do you like being the swing vote?
Colin: I always feel like the swing vote but my mind is made up 100% when I get to tribal council.
Jeff: Claptrap what about you?
Claptrap: Today I am in power. Robots finally have taken over the game. Do we not bleed when cut? Do we not react to hunger, pain, fatigue? Hell no because we are not fleshbags like you humans haha!
Jeff: Who are you voting for?
Claptrap: I flipped a coin and either Mord or Master Chief is leaving.
Jeff: Is there anything they can do to convince you to change your vote?
Claptrap: Nope.
Jeff: Then it is time to vote. Mord you are up first.
*Mord votes*
Master Chef
Mord: Strong guy but no strategy or social game. Good riddance.
*Colin votes*
*Master Chief votes*
Mord
Master Chief: You went to far in the challenge today.
*Claptrap votes*
Jeff: I will read the votes. *He gets the urn* First vote
Mord
Master Chef
1 vote Mord 1 vote Master Chief
Master Chief
Eighth person voted out of Survivor
I love Master Chief
Master Chief: You all are making a mistake.
*Master Chief walks up with his torch*
Jeff: Master Chief the tribe has spoken. *Snuffs torch*
Master Chief: You will be next to go Mord.
Mord: We will see.
Jeff: I hope you guys made the right choice is keeping Mord. Head back to camp.
Master Chief's Confession: Well I was chosen over that cheap shot Mord. I hope Lilith is ok and hopefully Mord will join me in the loser's lodge next.
Next Time on Survivor: A double tribal council will spell doom for two members. Lilith struggles with her injuries. Colin distances himself from Mord. And Jon starts to prank Zoe.