Video Game Survivor Zombie Island Episode 11
Last time on Survivor, Mord and Jon confronted Colin about his flip flopping. Tychus won reward and took Roland with him. In addition Tychus won immunity. The villain alliance targeted Roland and the Hero alliance targeted Mord. Moira thought Colin was with her but during Tribal Council he forced a tie and Roland went home after losing the tie breaker challenge. 7 are left who will be voted out next?
Taco Tribe Night 27
Tychus: Damn it. So close.
Moira: I can't believe he is gone.
Mord: Believe it. I am still here.
Tychus's Confession: Mord is like a cockroach. He just won't die. It seems no matter what we do he will weasel his way out of being voted off. I lost an ally and a friend today because he won the *beep*ing tie breaker.
Mord: The villain alliance has control again.
Jon: Unless Colin flips.
Colin: I am not flipping.
Claptrap: Whew good. I am getting dizzy from flipping.
Moira's Confession: *Moira is crying* I trusted Colin and he backstabbed me. He took out Roland. It goes to show that I can't trust anybody in this game.
*Moira goes to the shelter. Tychus and Gir follow her*
Tychus: Now is not the time to give up.
Moira: But my ally and friend is gone.
Tychus: Same with me but I am not giving up. If you lay down and die they will get away with their victory.
Moira: I don't think I can fight anymore.
Evil Gir: You have to play dirty. You have to go after them.
Moira: I am not a bad person.
Tychus: They are. I don't want to see a fellow solider lay down and die as we are being over run. If they want to vote you off you better well give them a damn fight for it.
Moira: What do you suggest?
Tychus: Revenge, strategize, anything to stay alive.
Tychus's Confession: I gave Moira a little pep talk because she was down and crying. I want her to at least give them hell. Because if I win immunity she is going next and I don't want her to give up.
Tychus: Just keep fighting okay?
Moira: Okay.
Gir: Lets celebrate with tacos!
*Gir takes out a taco*
Tychus: Where did you get that?
*Gir looks at the taco*
Gir: I don't know!
Taco Tribe Day 28
*Jon and Mord are sitting around by the fire*
Mord: So why are you keeping me?
Jon: Why are you allying with me?
Mord: Because you are the guy who I have the best chance of winning with.
Jon: Same reason here.
Jon's Confession: Mord is smart but he is dumb enough to become the ultimate goat in this game and his best chance of winning is sticking with me. In reality I could beat Moira, Gir, and Claptrap. Colin maybe depending if he pisses people off. My main target is Tychus. If he wins immunity it maybe Moira despite she is a goat she does have Arbiter, Lilith, and Roland's vote. And three votes is too many for my taste.
Jon: So we take out Tychus or Moira next. After they are gone we flip and take out Colin while promising Gir and final 3.
Mord: Nice.
Jon: Then we take out Claptrap or Gir. Either one can go doesn't matter.
Mord: I like your thinking.
Mord's Confession: Right now my strategy is to stay low and hope that Jon pisses people off and hope whoever goes into the final three can split the vote between Jon and the other person and hopefully I can get enough votes to win.
*Tychus is with Moira in the forest*
Tychus: Okay, this is your first lesson on how to be mean.
Moira: I don't like being mean.
Tychus: This is our only chance. If I go I want you to win.
Tychus's Confession: I feel like a teacher teaching a student. My time is limited if the villains have their way so I want Moira to learn and if I go instead of her I want to leave her with a chance.
Tychus: When you saved Roland you did well.
Moira: I only did what I had to do.
Tychus: Yeah but you showed fight. I want you to believe that me and Gir are Roland.
Moira: You gained weight Roland.
*Tychus slaps his forehead*
Tychus: Gir!
*Gir comes out*
Tychus: Now pretend that Gir is Mord and he is targeting me.
Moira: Mord don't target fat Roland.
Gir: Hehe fat Roland.
Tychus: Pretend that Mord is verbally abusing Roland.
Moira: Please don't vote off Roland.
Tychus: Meaner!
Moira: Mord if you call Roland fat one more time I will take Colin's idol and beat you to death with it!
Gir: Make me!
*Moira grabs a rock and beats Gir down with it*
Moira: Don't call Roland fat!
Gir's Confession: *Gir is all beaten up* Ow! That was fun! Do it again!
Moira's Confession: I think I over did it. Maybe I should tone down the mean a little.
*Colin is laying in the shelter with Claptrap*
Colin: We are doing good buddy.
Claptrap: You said it.
Colin's Confession: I decided to let a tie breaker decide who would go home and the heroes loss so it's time to lay back and pick them off one by one. Best part of all I can get Moira on my side and use her to take out Jon and then take her out at the final 4.
*Moira comes up to Colin*
Colin: Sorry but I had no choice.
Moira: You did have a choice.
Colin: What?
Moira: You could have been with me.
Colin: Roland needed to go.
Moira: He was an ally. I was going to take you to the final 3 with me.
Colin: I am still going to take you.
Moira: After that betrayal I don't believe you anymore.
Colin: I have been you ally since the beginning. I wanted to take Roland out to save you from doing it.
Moira: You can say whatever you want but you backstabbed me. You should of at least told me.
Colin: I did not because you were going to tell Roland.
Moira: He expected it anyways. I did not. And I will not listen to you.
Colin: That is a big mistake.
Moira: Your big mistake is your flip flopping. You are angering people here.
Colin: I am playing the game.
Moira: Okay, tell me. Which universe is Tychus from?
Colin: What?
Moira: Which universe is Tychus from?
Colin: I don't know.
Moira: Starcraft universe. Gir is from Invader Zim, Claptrap is from Borderlands, do you even take the time to get to know anyone or do you see us as chess pieces. That is your big mistake. Social games win. Strategic games gives you second place.
Moira's Confession: I pretty much gave Colin some pent up anger and surprised him a little. It was fun to do I admit and he might think twice before betraying me…not that I will give him a second chance.
Claptrap: We might have a problem.
Claptrap's Confession: Moira being mean? She must have been infected by Mengsk! Oh no!
Colin: She is not infected. She is PMSing.
Claptrap: Oh
Colin's Confession: So I lost Moira. Oh well. I still have Jon and Mord I am not too worried. Her little threats are nothing. Last guy who threatened me got gunned down outside of Megaton by my bouncer.
Reward Challenge Day 29
Jeff: Welcome, let's get to today's challenge. You seven will be standing in the middle of the field six balls will be shot out onto different parts of the field. The person without a ball is eliminated. We will keep going until one person is left. The winner will get visit from a friend. Let's get started.
*All seven are standing in the field*
Jeff: For reward…go!
*Six balls are shot into the field. Jon grabs the first ball. Claptrap zooms over and grabs another. Tychus shoves Mord out of the way and takes a ball. Mord looks around but sees that everyone else got a ball*
Jeff: Mord is left out. Mord is eliminated.
Mord: Seriously?
Jeff: Go!
*Five balls shoot out. Tychus and Colin catches a ball. Jon and Moira go for the same ball. Jon snatches it at the last second*
Jeff: Moira is without a ball she is out.
Moira: Aww.
*Four balls fly out. Gir eats a ball and Claptrap zooms over and takes a ball. Two balls land next to each other as Colin, Tychus, and Jon go after it. Tychus slams into both of them and grabs a ball. Colin dives on the last ball*
Jeff: Jon is out…thank God.
Jon: Damn it!
*Three balls fly out*
*Claptrap and Gir fight over one as Tychus and Colin grab a ball. Claptrap throws mud into Gir's eyes*
Gir: MY EYES! Wait I don't feel pain.
Jeff: Gir is out.
Evil Gir: I hate you.
Claptrap: Nya nya.
*Two balls fly out. Colin tries to grab a ball but Tychus rams into him and steals the ball*
Jeff: Colin is out. Claptrap and Tychus are the last two left.
*One ball flies out. Claptrap goes for it but Tychus grabs him and slams him into the mud and takes the ball*
Jeff: Tychus wins reward again!
Tychus: YES!
Jeff: Congratulations Tychus. Added to the reward you can take one person with you. Who will that be?
Tychus: That has to be Gir.
*Gir whispers to Moira.*
Evil Gir: He needs you to ruffle some feathers at camp and try to convince some of them. I am not good with it so it rests with you.
Moira: Okay, got it.
Jeff: Gir come on up. Now you two will be going with your friends. Tychus here is Jim Raynor.
Jim: Hey! Tychus!
Tychus: Jimmy!
Jim: I am surprised you are still here.
Tychus: I made is farther than you.
Jeff: Gir here is Zim.
Zim: I shall take over this game!
Jeff: You aren't competing.
Zim: Oh. Well TAKE ME TO THE FOOD!
Gir: HI ZIM!
Zim: Great I am stuck with Gir…how did you make it this far?
Gir: I DON'T KNOW! I don't even know where I am.
Jeff: Everyone else go back to camp.
Reward Day 29
Jim: I am so excited back to this game even if I am not competing.
Tychus: Glad to see you back. This maybe the only time you can feast on a reward.
Jim: Very funny.
*A feast is laid out for the group*
Jim's Confession: Tychus I figured would have killed someone so far but he's in the final seven and seems to be the biggest challenge threat so I don't know if he masterminded it or if he is tagging along but hey he's far into the game.
Tychus: Me and Jimmy use to fight together.
Jim: Yeah me and him raised a lot of hell.
Tychus's Confession: I am glad to see someone I know. I've missed my friend Jimmy and it almost brings a tear to my eye…almost.
Gir: Zim try this ham!
*Gir throws a ham at Zim*
Zim: AHHHH IT BURNS! AHHHHH
Zim's Confession: *Zim is covered in bandages* It seems my program to make Gir evil and smarter is working but he still retains his stupidity. There must be an error but who cares! With that million I can buy the Earth! MUAHHAHAHAHAHA. *A voice is heard off screen* Wait a million can't buy the Earth? What kind of foolishness is this! A million snacks in my race would buy the Armanda!
Gir's Confession: I like Zim he is funny. He screams when I throw stuff at him. It is funny...how did I get here?
Jim: So what's the situation back at camp?
Tychus: We are outnumbered 4-3 and trying to get one to flip.
Jim: I was in that situation. But this is the merge. You need to give someone a better deal.
Zim: Or doom will be brought to them!
Gir: Quiet!
Zim: Don't tell me to be quiet! I am your master!
Gir: Sorry.
Jim: Just do your best and don't lose your cool.
Tychus's Confession: Jim gave me some good advice and like a good friend I will use it to do better than him in this game. He was outnumbered 4-3 in his season and he got voted off. I plan on turning the tables somehow.
Taco Tribe Day 29
Colin: I was hoping to win that reward. I wanted to see my bouncer Nova.
Mord: Who knows…I know my person would be my Mom.
Colin: You mom?
Mord: Yeah.
Mord's Confession: I was kind of glad that I did not win that reward. My Mom can talk my ears off. She nags and bitches a lot. So the only thing I missed was food.
*Moira goes over to Colin and Claptrap*
Moira: I know your plans.
Colin: What about them?
Moira: Vote out me and Tychus and get Gir to come to your side.
Colin: Yeah…
Moira: Gir is going to Jon's side.
Colin: You are lying.
Moira: No I am not. Gir told me. The evil side says that he doesn't ally with flip floppers.
Claptrap: We don't need him.
Colin: Yes we do.
Moira's Confession: I am going around right now and trying to pit both sides against each other. Tychus took Gir instead of me because he had faith in me and I don't want to let him down.
*Moira is talking with Jon and Mord*
Moira: So, Gir says he is with Colin 100%.
Jon: You sure?
Moira: I've talked with him.
Jon: And if we vote him off and keep you?
Moira: I will be on your side.
Jon's Confession: It doesn't matter who I keep. It's a final 2. I just want to get the numbers. As long as I have that in the final five I can dispose of Colin. What Moira told me may change my plans a little but on the other hand she could be lying.
*Moira walks away*
Jon: Should we believe her?
Mord: Well lets see who Gir will really side with.
Moira's Confession: I hopefully did some damage and created some mistrust between the alliance. If it works then I have completed my mission if not I missed out on a fabulous reward.
Taco Tribe Night 29
*Moira is up while everyone minus Claptrap is asleep*
Moira: Claptrap can I ask you a question?
Claptrap: Sure
Moira: Is there any chance you want to flip?
Claptrap: No way.
Moira: What if you wrote down the wrong name?
Claptrap: Can't happen. Whatever Colin votes I vote and I go after Colin. I know by his writing style who he voted for when he is writing.
Claptrap's Confession: Me and Colin are one mind. And since I am the brains of this alliance and Colin is already smart we make up a huge IQ of umm I think 500 maybe.
Moira's Confession: I realized that Claptrap and Colin will never be split apart. They are one mind…mostly Colin's.
*Moira wakes Jon up*
Moira: Can I give you another offer?
Jon: Yes?
Moira: If you vote off Mord you will be guaranteed to go to the final 3.
Jon: What happens after Mord is gone?
Moira: Colin then Tychus once he loses immunity. It will be me, you, and either Claptrap or Gir.
Jon: I like that offer.
Moira: Plus Tychus might vote for you just for taking out Mord. Lilith might do the same.
Jon's Confession: Moira is getting smarter. I might take her out of the goat category and put her in the threatening category. I think she should go even if Tychus does not win immunity.
Immunity Challenge Day 30
Jeff: Welcome T Tribe. Here is Tychus and Gir coming back from reward. Today's challenge will have you get buckets of water from the swamp but there is a twist. You will throw the water to your friend. Come on in!
*Jim Raynor comes in*
Jeff: Tychus, your friend Jim is back.
*Zim comes in*
Jeff: Gir, Zim is back.
*Colin's employee Gob who is a Ghoul comes in*
Jeff: Colin here is your employee Gob.
Colin: Damn it. Why did you come?
Gob: Because Nova said she wasn't interested.
*A Skagg comes in*
Jeff: Since we do not know who your friend is Claptrap. Here is a Skagg we captured.
Claptrap:…*Claptrap faints*
*Mord's mother comes in. Mord's mother is shorter and fatter and is wearing a dress*
Mother: Morty!
Tychus: Hehe Morty.
Mord: Mother! Don't embarrass me.
Mother: Non sense. Oh is that your friend. My he's huge. Why a nice big guy.
Tychus: Thank you Mord's mother.
Mother: Call me Holli.
Tychus: Thank you Holli.
*Mord groans*
Holi: Did you know that it took Mord four years to get out of diapers.
Tychus: How interesting.
*Other laughs*
Mord: Mother!
Jeff: Moira we could not find a friend so we brought back Lucas Simms.
*Lucas Simms walks in*
Lucas: Hey Moira.
Moira: Oh how nice! Hi Lucas!
Jeff: And Jon we brought you Sandra.
Jon: No, she hates me!
*Sandra walks in*
Sandra: Damn right.
Jeff: First person to have their friend fill up their huge bucket wins immunity. Everyone take their positions.
*Everyone takes their positions*
Jeff: Survivors ready…go!
*Everyone runs down to the lake and fills up their bucket. Claptrap gets back first and throws his water onto the Skagg. The Skagg gets angry and chases Claptrap.*
Claptrap: AHHHH!
Jeff: Claptrap is disqualified for running away from the challenge.
*Tychus and Jim start working well together as does Moira and Lucas. Gir throws water on Zim*
Zim: AHHHH it burns!
Gir: Yay!
*Jon and Colin are having problems with their "friend"*
Sandra: You throw that crap on me and I will go over and kick your ass.
Colin: I suggest you give up Jon, you aren't in danger. Now Gob catch the water.
Gob: Not until I get a raise.
Colin: I am paying you in caps.
Gob: I don't get paid enough to deal with some of the people there.
Colin: Damn Gob this is for 1 million caps! I will give you 10k.
Gob: 25K.
Jeff: Jon and Colin's friends are refusing to do the challenge.
Gob: Colin is my boos not my friend.
Sandra: I still hate that little *beep* Jon.
*Mord throws and barely gets any in his bucket*
Holi: Morty you need to put some muscle in your throws.
Mord: I am mother!
Holi: Don't you speak like that to me.
Jeff: This is pathetic. Only two teams are in this challenge. Tychus and Moira.
Jon: Because Jeff whoever loses is going home!
Tychus: It ain't going to be me.
*Tychus's bucket is half full but Moira is slowly catching up*
Lucas: Don't panic Moira!
Jim: Come on Tychus don't slow down.
*Both buckets are being filled*
Jeff: This will be close!
*A bucket gets filled and raises the flag the camera zooms out to show Tychus*
Jeff: Tychus wins immunity again!
Holi: Told you Morty that you should have eaten better. When will you become a real man? Look at Tychus, he's a real man!
Mord: He's fat.
Holi: Don't go discriminating against him because he has meat on him! He prepared for this game. Blah blah blah blah blah.
Tychus: Yes! I win again!
*Zim is on the ground in pain*
Gir: That was fun!
Jeff: After a challenge that five people did not even try Tychus you win immunity again. Congratulations. Everyone can head back to camp.
Taco Tribe Day 30
*Mord heads off with Jon*
Mord: Damn it! Why did Tychus have to win immunity again!
Jon: Because five of us were either running away, arguing, being nagged at, or trying to hurt our friend.
Mord: Well I guess Moira is next then.
Jon: Yeah.
*Colin comes over*
Colin: So Moira I guess.
Jon: Yeah
Jon's Confession: I am not a huge fan of anyone here. Mord gets annoying real fast and Colin wants to hold everyone's fate in his hands but this is my chance to win this game and I am sticking with them.
Mord: Final 6 soon. The four villains will be victorious.
Colin: Yeah.
Colin's Confession: I don't trust anyone here. Jon is a snake who thinks he funny but he is really an insecure girl, Mord should have been gone but I kept him around as a goat, Moira suddenly got smart and stayed that way but it's too late for her, Gir is a psycho path that needs to be deactivated, Tychus is alright but he too causing a lot of conflict. Claptrap I do like but he could turn on me at any time.
*Moira, Tychus, and Gir meet up*
Tychus's Confession: I won immunity over Moira and I will be safe for at least three more days. I do feel bad because Moira is my friend out here and she will be going home. If she won I would not blame her for keeping immunity. Still I want to try and save her.
Tychus: Any ideas on how to save you?
Moira: Nope.
Evil Gir: Disembowel Claptrap and put his head on a pike?
Tychus: Something that doesn't involve killing…unless it's Mord.
Evil Gir: Damn.
Moira: I got it!
*Moira runs off*
Moira's Confession: I have a plan it's a last ditch plan but it could work. I just need to talk to Jon one more time.
*Moira runs up to Mord and Jon*
Mord: No, we are not flipping.
Moira: I am just here to talk with Jon.
Mord: Whatever
*Mord walks away*
Mord's Confession: I do not see Moira as a threat in this game and no matter what the villains are tight for now. Colin can't flip until the heroes have one person less.
Moira: I know Colin has the idol and he is holding both alliances hostage.
Jon: I know but we need him.
Moira: You take out Mord and got to the final 3. You have Lilith's, Arbiter's, Tychus's, and my vote.
Jon: What if you make it?
Moira: Tychus will vote for you. He hates Mord that much.
Jon: I will think about.
Jon's Confession: Moira is finally playing the game but it is a little late. I have made my choice and she is going home. Mord is my way to get to the million dollars. She should just accept it and go home before she makes an ass of herself. But I give her credit for trying.
Tribal Council #11
Jeff: Welcome, I'll bring in the jury. Lilith, Arbiter, Autumn, and Roland voted out of the last Tribal Council. *Roland smiles at Moira* Ok, so Tychus how was reward?
Tychus: It was pretty awesome Jeff. Immunity is great too since I have a huge target on my back.
Jeff: What happened at immunity only Moira and Tychus were trying? Colin.
Colin: If I had Nova I would have done well but you gave me Gob. My good for nothing Ghoul employee who wanted money from me.
Jeff: Claptrap?
Claptrap: No more Skaggs. *Claptrap shakes with fear*
Jeff: Gir?
Gir: Zim is fun!
Jeff: Jon?
Jon: Sandra isn't my friend Jeff.
Jeff: I know. I love to see you suck. Mord?
Mord: You brought my mother. She nags at me a lot.
Jeff: At reward someone said that Tychus and Moira are fighting to survive is it set in stone that Moira is going home since she lost?
Jon: Well, yeah unless someone in my alliance is stupid enough to flip.
Jeff: Moira, how did you deal with losing Roland?
Moira: It hurt for about a day but it did open my eyes on who to trust and not to trust.
Jeff: Who do you trust?
Moira: Tychus and Gir.
Jeff: Who did you lose trust in?
Moira: Colin.
Colin: I am just playing the game.
Moira: On day six Colin I had a chance to eliminate you. The thought crossed my mind to take you out instead of Clover. I wish I did. Clover was a hothead but she was honest.
Colin: Don't get angry with me just because you got blindsided.
Moira: Don't you get angry when it happens to you.
Colin: I am the swing vote. Both alliances need me.
Moira: Unless you have the immunity necklace you are never safe. Remember that. You reap what you sow.
Colin: Do you even know what that means?
Moira: I do. I mistakenly put trust in you and it came back to bite me. I learned and you should learn before it comes back to get you.
Colin: I doubt it. I am safe.
Tychus: Colin she is trying to tell you that you are not. I am safe because I have the necklace. That idol in your pocket is worthless unless you play it.
Jeff: Ok, it is time to vote. Mord you are up first.
*Mord votes*
Moira
Mord: Glad to see you have fight in you but it came in a little to late.
*Colin votes*
Moira
Colin: Karma is a bitch.
*Claptrap votes*
*Gir votes*
*Tychus votes*
Mord
Tychus: I got your mother's number so me and her can talk after this game.
*Moira votes*
Mord
Moira: It's either me or you. And I prefer it to be you.
*Jon votes*
Jeff: I will count the votes. *He gets the urn* First vote
Mord
Mord
Mord
Mord: The three heroes.
Moira
Moira
Moira
Mord: Bye bye Moira.
Jeff: Fourteenth person voted out of survivor and fifth member of our jury…
Morty
*Mord looks shocked*
Mord: What the *beep*! Who voted for me?
Tychus: I did!
Mord: Other than your alliance.
Jeff: Mord give me your torch.
*Mord comes up with his torch*
Jeff: Mord the tribe has spoken.
*Mord's torch gets snuffed as Mord walks away*
Jeff: It was obvious that someone flipped and no matter what anything can happen. Go back to camp.
*Jon smiles as the tribe walks away*
Mord's Final Words: I don't get it. Some idiot voted for me and I will find out who it is. I hate to say it but Tychus if you do one good thing for me please take out the backstabber.
Next Time on Survivor…Jon joins hero alliance and Colin finds himself out numbered but he plans on trying to survive using the idol.
Voted for Mord: Tychus, Moira, Jon, Gir
Voted for Moira: Mord, Colin, Claptrap
Author's Notes: Mord, was originally suppose to be a subtle villain. But he ended up pretty boring to write for so I changed his personality a little and made him more of a jerk. I should have eliminated him sooner because I do not like writing for him.
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