Video Game Survivor Zombie Island Episode 12
Last time on Survivor. Moira was depressed after losing Roland but Tychus came to her aid and taught her to keep going no matter what. Tychus won reward and brought Gir along as Moira stayed behind to try to get someone to flip. Tychus won immunity over Moira and tried some last minute some last minute scramble. During Tribal Council Moira and Colin went at it and Mord felt like he was safe but as the votes were counted Mord was blindsided 4-3. 6 are left who will be voted out next?
Taco Tribe Night 30
Colin: What the hell Jon!
Jon: What?
Colin: You backstabbed me!
Jon: I am only playing a game here. Like Moira said you reap what you sow.
Colin: We had a strong final 4.
Jon: You were the swing vote and I needed to lessen your power a bit.
Jon's Confession: I did a bold move to take out my ally last night. I never really liked Mord anyways and he had connections with Colin who is getting more and more arrogant with each day. I am not his bitch.
Claptrap: We trusted you Jon.
Jon: And Moira trusted you two.
Colin: They are going to vote you off in the final four anyways.
Colin's Confession: I went from a 4-3 advantage to a 4-2 disadvantage. How the hell did that happen? Oh yes, Jon Fairplay. That little rat is going down!
*Colin and Claptrap walk away*
Colin: We still have a trump card.
Claptrap: You have a playing card with Donald Trump on it.
Colin: *sighs* No. We have the hidden immunity idol.
Claptrap: But they would vote me out.
Colin: Not if I give you it.
Claptrap: But they would expect it and go after you.
Colin:…
Claptrap's Confession: I think I broke Colin. He stood there for ten minutes unable to talk. I hope he gives me the idol. I don't want to go home!
Taco Tribe Day 31
*The hero alliance met up in the forest*
Tychus: Ok, Colin and Claptrap are the next two to go.
Jon: I agree.
Moira: Me too.
Gir: Pizza!
Tychus: That is getting old Gir.
Gir: Buttered toast!
Jon: What happens at the final four?
Tychus: Every man for themselves.
Tychus's Confession: My biggest competition in immunity right now is Moira and Colin. I think I can go on a run and make it to the end.
Jon: Then you all will gang up on me in the final 4.
Moira: Not really. We might just take someone else who is a huge threat in the final 2.
Jon: Don't you mean final 3?
Moira: No, final 2. We added up the days and it's a final 2 for certain.
Moira's Confession: When we started the hero alliance after Jon left we agreed that if it was just the hero alliance left we do every man for ourselves and not take anything personally.
Tychus: You won't betray us right Jon?
Jon: Don't worry I won't.
Jon's Confession: We are in a shaky alliance right now. None of them trust me and I don't trust them. But I am on board as long as they don't backstab me.
*Colin was watching the group from a distance.*
Colin: We need to think of a plan Claptrap.
Claptrap: Got it! I can come up with a great plan. Just you wait.
Colin: I'll be back tonight if you made up a plan.
Claptrap: Hey!
Claptrap's Confession: All this stress is getting to Colin. Maybe I can help him.
*Colin is sitting in the shelter. Claptrap comes behind him and gives him a back massages*
Colin: What the hell!
Claptrap: I thought you needed to relax.
Colin: Go bug Gir.
Colin's Confession: I need to be alone when I think of a plan. Claptrap is good for numbers only not for bugging me every freaking second!
*Claptrap goes over to Gir*
Gir: Hi!
Claptrap: Hey there!
Gir: You smell funny.
Claptrap: You don't even have a nose.
Gir: You smell funny.
Claptrap: That is a lie!
Gir: You smell funny.
Claptrap: AHHH this is annoying!
Evil Gir's Confession: I like putting audio on repeat just to annoy Claptrap; Hehe it seems to be working. That robot is easy to freak out.
*Claptrap runs over to Colin*
Claptrap: Colin! Colin! Gir called me smelly.
Colin:…
Claptrap: He's being mean to me.
Colin: I am not your parent. Fight your own battles.
Claptrap: Oh…okay. Will do.
*Claptrap drives off. An explosion is heard a minute later and Claptrap falls in front of Colin charred and smoking*
Colin: You forgot about his missiles didn't you?
Claptrap: Yes.
Claptrap's Confession: Me and Gir has had this rivalry for awhile now. I think it started in one of the challenges and escalated in the merge. But I am the better robot! I have wheels and don't have paper clips in my head.
*Colin approaches Jon*
Colin: You need to come back with me.
Jon: I found my alliance.
Colin: I am your alliance.
Jon: No you aren't. You were not part of my alliance since you voted Autumn off. I just kept you because I needed you.
Colin: Moira and Tychus will boot you in the final 4.
Jon: I am not even here for the money.
Colin: What?
Jon: I am here to win but since you voted off Autumn you *beep*ed it up for me. Fourth place is fine. Third is better. My chances of winning is low anyways no matter who I stick with. If I stick with you I will be booted in the final 3 or 4 anyways.
Colin: I will bring you to the final 3.
Jon: There is no final 3. It's a final 2.
Colin: You would have a better chance with me.
Jon: I will not be your bitch like Claptrap is. If I take you out then that is a victory for me.
Jon's Confession: I said the truth. I like Moira and Tychus more. Moira is the kind of naïve and friendly girl who reminded me a lot of a high school girl. And Tychus is cool once you get to know him. Colin on the other hand is a ruthless strategy master who needs to calm the *beep* down for once.
Taco Tribe Day 32
*Moira and Tychus were the first ones awake as they set out to get water*
Tychus: It's going to be the final 4 soon.
Moira: Yeah, I know.
Tychus: I know this may sound weird but we may need to target each other at the final 4.
Moira: Why?
Tychus: We maybe the biggest threats in the game. Colin and Jon can not beat us.
Moira: I know. I have Roland.
Tychus: I have Lilith and maybe Arbiter. You may have Mord depending who we bring to the end.
Moira: Oh I would hate to write your name down.
Tychus: Same here.
Moira's Confession: Me and Tychus talked about writing each other's names down in the final 4. It's something I don't want to do but I may have to in order to win.
Tychus's Confession: I know Moira is the next biggest threat and I may need her gone soon. I would hate to vote her out but she has to go soon or I might not win this game.
Moira: Although if we both somehow end up in the final 2 it would be a very epic match up.
Tychus: Yes it would.
Reward Day 32
Jeff: Welcome survivors. Today's challenge will test your proficiency with weapons.
Claptrap: Alright I am good with weapons!
Jeff: You will try to get as many hits as you can with the weapon. There are five rounds, Pistols, Machine Guns, Shotguns, Grenades, and Rocket launchers. The person with the highest score wins reward and it's a good one. You will go to a market with 5000 dollars to buy anything you want. The items will be given to you when you are done with this game. First round will be pistols. 10 bullets per clip and 2 points per target. First up is Claptrap.
Claptrap: Oh boy!
*Claptrap fires the gun and the guns recoils hitting Claptrap on the head*
Claptrap: Ow!
*Claptrap fires again and again*
Jeff: Congratulations Claptrap you managed to hit nothing.
Claptrap: What!
Jeff: Claptrap has no points. Colin your shot.
*Colin fires*
Jeff: Colin gets 16 points.
Colin: Yes!
Jeff: Next up is Moira.
*Moira gets 6 points*
Jeff: Not impressive but still better than Claptrap's. Tychus is up next.
*Tychus gets 18 points*
Jeff: Tychus has taken the lead.
Tychus: Yes!
*Gir and Jon fire. Gir gets 2 and Jon gets 8*
Jeff: Tychus still has the lead. Next round is Machine Guns. There is 25 bullets in the clip. Each time you hit the target you get a point.
*Claptrap goes up first and fires. The gun's recoil making Claptrap lose his balance as bullets spray everywhere*
Jeff: Duck! Ok, Claptrap hit nothing again.
*Colin shoots and gets 15*
Jeff: Colin takes the lead with 31.
*Moira shoots and gets 11*
Moira: Not bad for my second time.
*Tychus shoots and gets 17*
Tychus: Damn recoil.
Jeff: Tychus retakes the lead.
*Gir gets 3 and Jon gets 9*
Jeff: Tychus and Colin are neck and neck as everyone else is falling out of this challenge fast. Next is shotguns. You have to hit the targets closing in. You get points for how far away they are and how many you hit in one clip. The possible points you can get is 20. Claptrap you are up next.
Claptrap: Die cardboard cut outs!
*Claptrap fires*
Jeff: Yet again Claptrap hit nothing.
*Tychus and Colin fires*
Jeff: Tychus gets 12, Colin gets 20.
Colin: Yes!
Jeff: Colin takes the lead.
*Moira fires and gets 12.*
Moira: Oh poor cardboard cutouts.
Jon: Why do they all look like me?
Jeff: For what you did to my brother.
*Jon and Gir fire.*
Jeff: Gir gets 1 point. Jon gets 8. Next up is grenades. There are five bins. Each bin is worth 5 points. The grenades are not real because of risk of injury.
*Claptrap throws the grenades and they land only a few feet away*
Jeff: This is why they are not active. Claptrap gets 0 points.
*Colin gets 10, Moira gets 15, Tychus gets 20.*
Jeff: Tychus has taken the lead with 67 points. Colin right behind with 61.
*Gir gets 5 points and so does Jon*
Jeff: Claptrap, Gir, and Jon are out since there is no possible way for them to win. Last round, rocket launcher. You fire once if you hit the target you get 30 points. The target is out 100 feet so it will be tough to hit. Colin you are up.
*Colin steps up and fires. The rocket barely misses*
Jeff: Sorry Colin you missed.
Colin: Damn.
*Tychus fires and hits*
Jeff: Tychus wins reward!
Tychus: Yes!
Jeff: You can take one person with you.
Tychus: Moira.
Jeff: You and Moira can head out now. Everyone else you can head out to camp.
Reward Day 32
*Tychus and Moira are in a small zombie town with some shops set up*
Tychus's Confession: The reward is alright. I mean I bought some guns but that is about it. Jeff made this reward seem cool but it kind of sucks.
Tychus: Well I bought some guns and there is nothing else to do around here.
Moira: We could figure out what to do about Colin's idol.
Tychus: Okay.
Moira's Confession: We spent 1 hour picking out guns and we had another 3 hours until we go back to camp so I thought about us making up a strategy to get rid of Colin's idol while keeping our alliance strong.
Moira: I am thinking that Colin might give it to Claptrap.
Tychus: But he might not.
Moira: Hmm, maybe if we get Colin to go after Jon.
Tychus: Interesting.
Moira: Therefore you, me, and Gir will be safe.
Tychus: You are picking up this strategy thing quickly.
Tychus's Confession: Moira, came up with this genius plan to flush out the idol. If it fails then Jon is going home. So no loss to us.
Taco Tribe Day 32
*Colin goes up to Jon*
Colin: You need to come back to my side.
Jon: No.
Colin: You and me are going to the final 3.
Jon: It's a final 2 you idiot.
Colin: Don't call me an idiot.
Jon: You were the one who made yourself hated here.
Colin: You were planning on voting me out in the final 5.
Jon: No *beep*ing duh. But you would have done the same. At least I did not gain someone's trust in day 1 and then backstab her by voting out her boyfriend.
Colin: It's a game.
Jon: Yeah, but there are some things Fairplay wouldn't do.
Colin: You voted for Roland.
Jon: Only because I had no choice.
Claptrap: Stop fighting! Can't you see it is tearing us apart!
*Gir walks over and swipes a metal plate off Claptrap*
Gir: I can see your circuits!
Claptrap: Give it back!
Gir: Never!
Claptrap: That is it!
*Claptrap attacks Gir but Gir fights back and steals Claptrap's armor.*
Claptrap: My circuits are exposed! AH! I hate fan service!
Colin: More like fan disservice.
Claptrap: People will make naughty pictures of me!
Gir: HAHA!
Colin's Confession: I was trying to get Jon to flip to my side but we got into a little argument which resulted in Gir and Claptrap fighting and Claptrap losing his armor. This is probably the weirdest moment of this game.
Jon: Umm Colin lets have our argument elsewhere.
Colin: I agree
*Colin and Jon walk away and Gir and Claptrap keeps arguing*
Claptrap:
Gir:
Claptrap:
Gir:
Claptrap: There is no two!
Gir: Yes there is!
Claptrap's Confession: Gir is driving me insane. How can someone be more annoying than me! I don't get it!
*Tychus and Moira come back to see everyone fighting*
Tychus: I think we should have stayed at the reward.
Moira: I agree.
Moira's Confession: As soon as we come back from reward we see everyone fight. Colin against Jon and Claptrap and Gir. It's pretty crazy.
Immunity Challenge Day 33
Jeff: Welcome tribe. Today's challenge will have you answer questions about the people that was voted out in the previous days. You all have five zombie heads. When you get one right use the machete to slice the zombie heads in half. The last one with zombie heads left wins immunity. First question what class was Roland?
Colin: Solider
Claptrap: Savior
Tychus: Solider
Gir: Big guy
Moira: Solider
Jon: Solider
Jeff: The answer is solider everyone but the robots got it right.
*Tychus, Moira, and Jon slices Colin's zombie heads. Colin slices Jon's zombie head*
Jeff: Colin is down to two and Jon is down to four. Next question what faction is Autumn from?
Colin: Enclave
Claptrap: Legion
Tychus: Enclave
Gir: Alien
Moira: Enclave
Jon: Brotherhood of Steel.
Jeff: Colin, Moira, and Tychus got it right.
*Moira and Tychus eliminates Colin as Colin takes out another one of Jon's zombie heads*
Jeff: Colin you are out. Jon is down to three. Next question name one of the opponents of Master Chief.
Claptrap: Covenant
Tychus: Flood?
Gir: ZIM
Moira: ?
Jon: Jeff SUCKZ
Jeff: The answer is the Covenant or the Flood. Tychus and Claptrap got it right.
Tychus: I thought I heard him mention the flood.
*Claptrap cut's Jon's Zombie head as Jon cuts Claptap's Zombie head*
Jeff: Claptrap is down to four Jon is down to two. Next question who defeated the Arbiter at Halo before he became the Arbiter?
Claptrap: Master Chief!
Tychus: Master Chief
Gir: Me?
Moira: Master Chief
Jon: Sandra Sucks!
Jeff: The answer is Master Chief.
Jon: Man I wish I got to know some of these guys.
*Tychus and Moira cuts Claptrap's Zombie heads and Claptrap cuts Jon's zombie head*
Jeff: Jon is down to 1 head and Claptrap has 2. Next question what is Clover's favorite weapon?
Claptrap: Gir's.
Tychus: Machine guns?
Gir: Snacks.
Moira: Sword.
Jon: Pistol.
Jeff: Moira is the only one to get it right.
*Moira cuts Claptrap's zombie head*
Jeff: Claptrap is down to one. What armor does Cross wear?
Claptrap: Power
Tychus: Power
Gir: Metal
Moira: Something
Jon: Combat.
Jeff: Claptrap and Tychus gets it right.
*Tychus eliminates Claptrap and Claptrap eliminates Jon*
Jeff: We are down to three. Next question what is the name of Mord's pet?
Tychus: Bloodwing.
Gir: Gir
Moira: Bloodwing.
Jeff: Moira and Tychus gets it right.
*Moira and Tychus cuts Gir's zombie heads*
Jeff: Why are you going after Gir?
Tychus: We want to have an epic ending to this challenge.
Jeff: Gir is down to three. Next question. What weapons does Lilith specialize?
Tychus: Elemental
Gir: Gnomes
Moira: Machine guns.
Jeff: Tychus is right.
*Tychus brings Gir down to two heads*
Jeff: Next question. What is Brick's…
Tychus and Moira: Fists.
Jeff: Gir I know you are eliminated.
Gir: YAY!
Jeff: Who did Mengsk rise up against?
Tychus: The confederates.
Moira: Zerg.
Jeff: Tychus is right Moira is down to 4 heads. How many votes did Russell get in the final tribal councils?
Tychus: 2 to many.
Moira: 2
Jeff: Tychus is down to 4 and Moira is down to 3. Was Lisi the first, second, or third jury member?
Tychus: 2nd
Moira: 1st.
Jeff: Tychus is right Moira is down to 2 heads. What Tribe was Rocky on in Fiji?
Tychus: Ravu.
Moira: Ravu.
Jeff: Tychus is down to 3 and Moira is down to 1. If Tychus gets this question right he wins immunity. What type of edit did Zoe receive?
Tychus: UTR
Moira: UTR?
Jeff: Tychus and Moira are right Tychus wins immunity for the third time in a row!
Tychus: Yes!
Jeff: Tychus you are safe but one of the five of you are not. I will see you all tonight.
Taco Tribe Day 33
Jon: Congrats on three in a row Tychus.
Tychus: Thanks.
Jon: We need to think about Colin right now.
Tychus: Simple we vote for either him or Claptrap and hope that we guess right.
Jon's Confession: So instead of splitting the votes between Colin and Claptrap we are putting our eggs in one basket. That is stupid but they are covering their asses in case they think that I am flipping. Pretty smart but they are forgetting that Colin and Claptrap are voting for me.
Jon: I don't agree. My ass is on the line here.
Tychus: If I did not win immunity I would have been targeted and we would still use the same strategy.
Jon: Fine.
Tychus's Confession: Jon is a wild card and he could do anything even have Colin vote against us and Jon joining them again. Hopefully us three voting for someone would at least force a tie but I highly doubt Jon will work with Colin.
Moira: Consider this payback for backstabbing Roland.
Tychus: You will get your revenge.
Moira's Confession: This really isn't revenge for me. This is me trying to avenge Roland and trying to play the game. Colin and Claptrap needs to be separated and hopefully whoever we choose is going home.
*Colin and Claptrap are alone*
Colin: Well I am going to use the idol tonight.
Claptrap: Which of us will use it?
Colin: I am not sure. But it will be whoever I feel is going to go home.
Claptrap: Well just choose correctly.
Claptrap's Confession: It's like a coin flip. You guess right and you win. If not then you lose. I would love to have the hidden immunity idol but I don't think Colin will hand it to me but you never know. Colin is smart so I think he will give it to the right person.
Colin: Good luck and hopefully at least one of us can make it to the final 2.
Claptrap: Yep!
Colin's Confession: This Tribal Council me and Claptrap are voting for that bastard Jon. Revenge is a bitch and there is a 50-50 shot at him going home.
Tribal Council #12
Jeff: Welcome to Tribal Council. I will bring in the jury. Lilith, Arbiter, Autumn, Roland, and Mord voted out of the last Tribal Council. So Colin were you stunned last Tribal Council?
Colin: I was stunned. Mord was an ally and so was Jon so it pissed me off to see Jon stupidly flip.
Jon: You flipped to take out Autumn.
Colin: I was playing the game.
Jon: So was I.
Jeff: So Tychus how was the reward?
Tychus: It sucked Jeff. There was nothing there. I bought some guns but that was about it. Me and Moira just talked the entire time.
Jeff: Moira does your opinion differ on the reward?
Moira: It wasn't that good. There was no food Jeffy.
Jeff: So Jon do you feel vulnerable tonight?
Jon: Yes, I have a 50-50 chance of going home.
Jeff: Why is that?
Jon: We are voting for either Colin or Claptrap and if Colin uses his idol and saves the right person then I am going home.
Jeff: Claptrap how does it feel to have your fate in Colin's hands?
Claptrap: Nervous but Colin is smart and can figure out who is getting votes.
Jeff: Gir what is your opinion on that?
Gir: Someone with a C in their name is going home!
Jeff: So I guess everyone is set on who they are voting for right?
Colin: That is correct.
Jeff: Then it is time to vote. Colin you are up first.
*Colin votes*
Fairplay
Colin: This is payback you little backstabber.
*Claptrap votes*
Jon
Claptrap: Please let Colin pick the right person.
*Tychus votes*
*Gir votes*
*Moira votes*
*Jon votes*
*vote hidden*
Jon: Bye bye and say hi to Mord for me.
Jeff: I will read the votes. *he gets the urn*
Colin: I wanna use my idol.
*Colin goes up and uses his idol. Jon's face looks worried*
Jon: Oh crap.
Jeff: The rules state that whoever plays the idol will have the votes against them neglected. This is in fact the idol. First vote.
Fairplay
Jon
Claptrap
*Jon grins*
Jon: Gotcha.
Claptrap: Oh no.
Claptrap
Fifteenth person voted out of Survivor
Claptrap
Gir: Yay!
*Claptrap goes up to Jeff with his torch disappointed*
Jeff: Claptrap the tribe has spoken.
*Claptrap's torch gets snuffed as Claptrap rolls away*
Jeff: Well it seems that the idol did not work. I will see you for the final reward challenge. Now go back to camp.
Claptrap's Final Words: No! Colin was wrong! This is impossible! Well at least it was fun. I bet they voted for me for being a huge threat.
Next Time on Survivor…with two episodes left deals are made as Colin tries to stay in the game and one survivor makes a series of dumb moves and is crowned dumbest survivor ever.
Author's Notes: Claptrap was an early favorite of mine. He was fun to write for until the merge then he became a little under the radar.
Also review or Claptrap gets it. :P