Video Game Survivor Zombie Island Episode 13
Last time on Survivor Colin tried in vain to get people on his side. Tychus won reward and immunity. Colin having a choice on who to give the idol to gave it to himself but saw that his plan backfired when his only ally Claptrap was voted out. 5 are left who will be voted out next?
Taco Tribe Night 33
Jon: Yes! We got rid of the idol!
Tychus: Yes we did.
Jon's Confession: I faked a worried look during tribal council to get Colin a little over confident but when the votes came up for Claptrap he looked so heartbroken. It was hilarious.
Colin: Well I have to give you guys credit that was a good plan.
Tychus: It's nothing personal.
Colin: Yeah, yeah I know.
Colin's Confession: I am the last person from my alliance now. Claptrap is gone and I used my idol. Worst of all Tychus is winning everything so I have no chance of winning immunity if it's a physical challenge. Mental challenges I can do well at but Jon and Moira are also good at those.
Moira: So, lets put some rice on.
Gir: Yay Rice!
Jon: For the last time Gir you don't need rice.
Evil Gir: I like rice. If you ever tell me that again I will beat you to death with Colin.
Tychus: Shoo Evil Gir.
Gir: Sorry, I am trying to keep evil self under control.
Moira's Confession: Just one more Tribal Council and Colin is out of here. See Roland I am avenging you. When Colin is gone I can hopefully fight to stay here somehow. Maybe target Tychus since he is a bigger threat than Gir and Jon but I like him the most.
Taco Tribe Day 34
*Jon goes up to Tychus and Gir*
Jon: When Colin is gone I was wondering if you can team up with me and take out Moira.
Tychus: Yeah sure. I was planning on it anyways.
Gir: Yup.
Jon: Great, glad we had this talk.
Tychus's Confession: I am not sure what I am going to do in the final 4. Jon annoys me a lot but Moira is the biggest threat since she has a great social game. I guess I will decide after Colin is gone.
*Jon walks away*
Gir: Are we voting Moira out?
Tychus: I have no idea.
Evil Gir's Confession: I realized that Gir is the least threatening person here. If Good Gir can get into the final 2 then I can take over during the jury section. I don't think I will win but it is worth a shot.
*Jon goes over to Moira*
Jon: So, what are your plans for the final 4?
Moira: I haven't decided. Either between you or Tychus.
Jon: Tychus has Gir and if you join me we can take him out somehow.
Moira: Sounds like a good deal.
Jon: Great!
Jon's Confession: I need to get Moira and Tychus against each other. If I can do that I might be able to sneak into the final 2. Fairplay you are a genius.
Moira's Confession: I know Jon is trying to get me and Tychus against each other. He thinks we are idiots but we know of his plans.
*Colin is off by himself*
Colin: Damn, never thought I would be the lone outsider of the tribe.
Colin's Confession: Yeah, I am *beep*ed in this tribe. A few days ago I was almost certain I will get to the final 2 but now I am a Bramin to the slaughter here. Just waiting to be voted out. They are not changing their minds either.
*Jon passes by*
Jon: Hey Colin.
Colin: Hey you little piece of *beep*
Jon: How mature.
Colin: I am *beep*ed no matter what so I can start saying *beep* to you anyways.
Jon: I dare you to say *beep* about us.
Colin: Fine, Jon you are not going to win. Your game is *beep*. Tychus and Moira are plotting to vote you out and bring Gir to the final 2. Your game in Pearl Islands is *beep* since everyone hated you and even Jeff wants to break a bottle of beer over your head. The only reason you are still here is because your tribe went a winning streak and voted out three people more worthless or threatening than you.
Jon: Haha I like that trash talk *beep*.
Jon's Confession: I love it when people blow up on me. They say things that could help me in the game so by having Colin blow up I got a better feel for the game. Except that Tychus and Moira are planning to vote each other out.
Reward Challenge Day 35
Jeff: Come on in guys. Today's final reward challenge will test your skill in bowling.
Colin: What! Is that it? Bowling for final reward?
Jeff: Yeah.
Colin: You are recycling challenges aren't you?
Jeff: Umm…
Colin: Instead of having an obstacle course with puzzles and crap like that you are having bowling. This challenge sucks almost like the Heroes Vs Villains recycled challenges from the last three seasons or the Nicaragua Challenges where you aim crap and hope to hit every *beep*ing challenge.
Jeff: One more word and I am kicking you out of this show. Okay, there will be four rounds. Whoever has the least amount of pins knocked down will choose a prize from those five boxes. The next person eliminated can either steal the prize or choose another. Lets get going.
*Colin is first*
Jeff: Ok Colin roll.
*Colin rolls and gets 4 pins*
Jeff: Colin gets four pins.
*Gir throws and knocks out a camera man*
Gir: Dodge ball!
Tychus: Uhh wrong game.
Gir: Oh. Whoops.
Jeff: Gir gets nothing.
*Tychus gets 8 pins, Moira gets 5, and Jon gets 1*
Jeff: Gir is out. No surprise.
*Gir takes a box and opens it*
Gir: A new car!
Jeff: Gir wins a new car. Now remember someone else can steal it. Next round.
*Colin gets 7 pins, Tychus gets 3, Moira get 10, and Jon gets 0*
Jeff: Jon bowled like Colby and now he is out.
Jon: I would like to steal the car.
*Gir grumbles*
Jeff: Gir open up a new box.
*Gir opens a new box*
Gir: 10,000 dollars!
Jeff: Next round.
*Colin gets 8 pins, Tychus gets 10 pins and Moira gets 7*
Jeff: Moira you are out.
Moira: I would like the money.
Gir: Fine
*Gir opens a new gift.*
Gir: I won a taco!
Jeff: Yes you did. You will get it when the challenge is over. Last round.
*Colin bowls 9*
Jeff: Tychus you need a 9 or better to win.
*Tychus bowls and gets only 8*
Jeff: Tychus choose your gift.
*Tychus takes the 10,000*
Tychus: Sorry.
*Moira opens another box*
Moira: Wow a hint for the next challenge.
Jeff: Colin you can either take a reward or see what's in the last box.
Colin: *beep* that I am taking the car.
Jon: Damn it!
*Jon opens the last box*
Jon: What the hell! Why is there a bikini!
Jeff: Just to screw with you Jon. You have to wear it until the next Tribal Council.
Jon: *beep* you Jeff.
Jeff: I will see you all at immunity.
Taco Tribe Day 35
*Everyone comes back from reward with Jon wearing a bikini*
Tychus: Oh god my eyes!
Jon: Hey I don't like it any more than you.
Colin: I am scared for life.
Jon's Confession: Normally I would not mind wearing a bikini so others would gauge their eyes out but there is a difference in choosing to wear it and being forced to wear it. Especially by Jeff.
Gir: I got a taco!
Moira: I have a hint for the immunity challenge.
Moira's Confession: I don't think the hint will help me very much. I have yet to win a challenge and may never win one. But it would be nice to win something.
*Jon walks away shaking his butt*
Tychus: I did not need to see that.
Colin: If you vote him out you don't need to ever see it.
Tychus: Nice try but he doesn't have to wear it after Tribal Council.
Colin: Worth a shot.
Colin's Confession: I won a car which is nice if I needed it but I only did it for 2 reasons. 1. I did not want Jon to get it. 2. The last box probably contained something that I would hate to have and I was right.
Colin: Would you keep me if I gave you a brand new car?
Tychus: You are talking to someone who has an Odin Mech that terrorized the Dominion Homeworld for *beep*s and giggles…and for a mission.
Colin: Gir?
Gir: I rather have a taco.
Gir's Confession: I won a taco so I am happy…and I am still voting out Colin.
Colin: Moira?
Moira: You know that cars are useless from our world silly.
Colin: Damn.
*Moira is sitting with Colin by the shelter*
Colin: Well I guess I am *beep*ed no matter what.
Moira: Yeah, your elimination is set in stone. I would feel bad about it but you did vote out my boyfriend.
Colin: Oh, one thing. I promised Roland I would not say this to you.
Moira: Say what?
Colin: Roland says that he really did not like you but he was bringing you along as a goat. Since I have nothing to lose I would just go out and say it.
*Moira slaps Colin*
Colin: The truth hurts doesn't it?
Moira's Confession: That bastard! How dare he make up lies to get me to hate someone who is already voted off! No matter he is gone anyways.
*Moira stomps away just as Gir was walking by*
Colin: First time I saw her angry.
Evil Gir: I would stay away from her.
Evil Gir's Confession: Colin is an idiot. He would have a better chance of surviving if he would just shut the *beep* up and not do anything but now he pissed off everyone trying to save himself. Quite funny.
Colin: I guess I will wait for immunity then.
Colin's Confession: Many days ago I was on top of my game and unstoppable and now no mater what I do I piss people off. That is karma for you. But maybe if I wait until tomorrow to make a move it might save me.
Immunity Challenge Day 36
Jeff: Welcome Survivors to immunity. Today's challenge will have you holding onto ropes over a lake. At the end of the ropes are weights that are a certain percentage of your weight. When you let go you fall into the lake. Last one left wins immunity. Lets get started.
*Everyone gets on a platform as weight is added*
Jeff: This challenge has started. 36 days. You are hungry. Tired. Fatigued.
Colin: Shut up Jeff!
Jon: Finally something me and Colin can agree on.
*30 minutes later*
Jeff: We are now at the half hour mark you all have 10% of your body weight. Now we are adding another 10%.
*More weight is added. Jon lets go and falls in*
Jeff: The bikini man has fallen in.
Jon: *Beep*
Jeff: Only four people are left.
*30 minutes later*
Jeff: We are adding another 10%.
*Another 10% is added. Tychus and Moira falls into the lake*
Jeff: Moira is out and surprisingly Tychus is out.
Tychus: That stuff weighs like 100 pounds.
Jeff: Only Gir and Colin are left. Colin weights 160 pounds while Gir weights 20 pounds.
Colin: Wait! You mean Gir is holding 6 pounds?
Jeff: Yes.
Colin: Damn it! This challenge is rigged!
*Colin lets go and falls in*
Colin: Screw it.
Jeff: Gir wins reward!
Gir: Yay!
Jeff: Gir you are safe from the vote. For the rest of you one of you will be voted out. You have the evening to think about it.
Tychus: Can we just go right now?
Jeff: No.
Colin's Confession: Everyone thinks I am screwed but I have one idea in my head but I have to wait until Tribal Council tonight.
Taco Tribe Day 36
Gir: Yay I won immunity!
Colin: Because you weigh like 20 pounds.
Gir: Use to be 40 but I used all my missiles.
Evil Gir's Confession: I won immunity and so I am safe and Colin is not. I should just sit back and watch Colin get voted off. You have control stupid Gir. YAY!
Tychus: Ok, no contest Colin.
Jon: Yep.
Moira: Yeah.
Moira's Confession: I haven't felt this glad voting someone off since Rocky. Colin is gone then either Tychus or Jon. I can not believe I am going to be in the final 4!
*Jon goes up to Colin*
Jon: You have your bags packed?
Colin: Yes but I can tell you that I am not going home?
Jon: Yes you are. No more idols are in play. You do not have immunity. Have you lost your mind?
Colin: I have some tricks up my sleeve.
Jon: Yeah whatever.
Jon's Confession: Colin is now like Mord. A complete moron. This place does that to you or maybe because Colin is too in the game to and it finally caused a brain malfunction.
*Tychus and Moira are sitting by the lake an hour before Tribal Council*
Tychus: So after this we have to target each other.
Moira: I know.
Tychus: Good luck. You have my vote if you get to the final 2.
Moira: Same here.
Tychus's Confession: After this Tribal Council I really have to win immunity or else I could go home. Even Gir might vote against me so it's going to get intense.
*The tribe packs up and goes to Tribal Council*
Colin's Confession: They all count me out but I am not done until my torch gets snuffed. I have a backup plan in motion.
Tribal Council #13
Jeff: Welcome Survivors. Here comes the jury. Lilith, Arbiter, Autumn, Roland, Mord, and Claptrap voted out of the last Tribal Council. So Colin is it you going home tonight or did something change.
Colin: Nothing is 100% Jeff but I expect to be going home tonight.
Jeff: Jon, how is that bikini.
Jon: *beep* you Jeff.
Jeff: Hehe. So Gir did you really need that immunity idol around your neck tonight?
Gir: Nope! It was an easy win. I like winning. I like everyone…except for my evil self.
Jon: Just because Gir is screwed up in the brain a little.
Jeff: So Tychus, this is the first time in 9 days since you had immunity. Do you feel vulnerable?
Tychus: Not really Jeff. I should have a target on me but I don't. Colin's target is bigger than mine so I expect to get 1 vote but that is about it.
Colin: I am not voting for you. I am voting for Jon.
Jon: As expected.
Jeff: Moira you use to be Colin's ally. Do you still like him?
Moira: I use to until he said that Roland was using me to get to the finals.
Colin: I thought he was using you.
Moira: Did you not even care about my feelings? No apparently you did not.
Colin: If it will do anything I am sorry.
Moira: Apology accepted.
Colin: Can you not vote for me?
Moira: Sorry, I still am.
Colin: Damn.
Jeff: So, before we can get to the vote. Colin is there anything you would like to say?
Colin: Yes. Gir can you give me your immunity idol?
Gir: Do a little dance.
*Colin gets up and dances*
Tychus: Gir what are you doing!
Jon: Damn it Gir!
Gir: Here you go!
*Gir hands Colin the immunity necklace.*
Jeff: Wow, Colin is now immune. No one can vote for Colin. Colin you are up first.
Colin: Before I am going up there I will just say that I am voting for Gir only because I want to see you guys tear each other apart.
*Colin votes*
Retarded Gir
Colin: Thank for the necklace.
*Tychus votes*
Moira
Tychus: Only because I think I am going tonight.
*Gir votes*
*vote hidden*
Gir: I think you are the biggest threat!
*Moira votes*
Jon
Moira: I am not voting for Tychus until the final 4. I stick to my word.
*Jon votes*
Tychus
Jon: Sorry big boy but your time is up. Immunity won't save you now.
Jeff: I will read the votes. *Gets the urn* First vote
Moira
Tychus
Retarded Gir
Jon
Sixteenth Person voted out of Survivor
Gir love Gir
Tychus: Wait. Gir did you vote yourself off?
Gir: Yup!
Moira: Isn't that against the rules.
Jeff: Well since Samoa pretty much half of the rules are ignored. Plus this was just too funny to pass up. Gir bring me your torch.
Gir: I win!
*Gir runs up with his torch*
Jeff: Gir the tribe has spoken.
*Before Jeff could snuff the torch Gir eats the fire*
Gir: MMMMM spicy. Bye!
*Gir runs off*
Jeff:…No comment. Go back to camp.
Evil Gir's Final Words: That is the last *beep*ing time I let stupid Gir in charge. Somehow he gave away his idol and voted himself off! *beep* this I want a taco.
Next Time on Survivor.
3 days are left, 2 challenges, and 3 tribal councils. Four Survivors are left.
Colin- The Smart strategist
Tychus- The big immunity threat
Moira- The nice girl
Jon- The jerk
One of them will be crowned sole survivor.