NOTE TO SELF: DONT DRINK BEER AT NARUTO'S PARTY - chapter 2 (Truth or Dare and a few fireflies)

Disclaimer: I forgot to do this in Chapter 1, I dont own the characters in this story! All of them were created by Masashi Kishmoto, the creator of Naruto!

RATED T: because of alcohol reference, swearing and Rock Lee's dick(dont ask)

Sakura put a finger on her chin "hmmmmm, Shikamaru! Truth or dare?"

Shikamaru groaned "Damn" He was not to thrilled with all of this nonsense(probably because he didnt want any beer) "Truth, I guess" he sighed

Sakura smiled and evily she asked "Who was your first kiss?"

Everyone gasped, Temari blushed a bit and Shikamaru jumped right into it. "Havent had it, blah blah blah, make fun of me all ya want cuz I just dont give a shit!"
Sakura was speechless, Ino had a hand over her mouth so she wouldnt scream. Well, Shikamaru was on her team, even Choji had his first kiss a few years ago! Then Temari turned to him and squeezed his hand, "wanna?" she asked.

Shikamaru almost said no, considering everyone was watching. But when Sakura and Ino, being bitches, started chanting "kiss! kiss! kiss!" So then he smiled "fuck it all" and bent forward and kissed Temari roughly. Sakura and Ino started clapping but everyone else stayed quiet. Temari finger's danced on Shikamaru's bare chest, they crept a little lower each second, making him shiver, but making him love it even more.

Kankuro seemed real pissed at this, he put a hand on his forehead and said "alright you two, either let go of each other or bring this somewhere far in the woods where no one can hear you!"

Shikamaru let go of Temari "Hey Kankuro, are you asking for a fucking pole up your ass?" he grumbled
Kankuro smirked "I'd love to see you try"
Shikamaru clenched his fists but didnt do anything else. Just then Naruto squeezed his inflatable duck's head like it was a stress ball.
"Whats your problem Naruto!" Sakura snapped
"I wanna go!" he whined
"Well you cant" Ino sneered
"Why not!"
"Because your a fucking retard!" they both said at once, almost like they were used to it!

Kankuro rubbed his eyes "I'll go"

Temari sighed "okay, but you cant make Shikamaru say anything because he's done for the day"

Kankuro didnt seem disappointed, he looked at me and smirked. Oh cat shit, he's gonna pick me now? I thought

FALSE! He then turned to Naruto and asked "Naruto, truth or dare"

Naruto leaned forward and shouted "DARE!" as fast and dramatic as possible

Kankuro laughed "retard, never answer that around me! Well, you wanted it! I dare you to sit on Gaara's lap the entire night!"
Naruto looked at Gaara, who wasnt even in the water. Just lounging around in a chair, in his regular clothes. Naruto's jaw dropped "whaaaaat!" he whined. Gaara sat up straight "YOUR KIDDING! I didnt even want to play this gay game!"

Kankuro shook his head and chuckled "its either that or you sit on Naruto!"

Naruto got up and knee'd Kankuro in the stomach "you big jerk, why cant I sit on Sakura's lap?"

Kankuro smiled "because thats not amusing enough!" While he was saying this, Sakura took her feet out of the water and grabbed the garden hose from the shed. "Hey Naruto, you still wanna sit on my lap?"

Naruto turned and saw Sakura with the hose "uh, S-Sakura, where did you get that-"

Sakura smirked and pulled the trigger, you could hear the water slapping Naruto's back from down the road, according to the neighbors. Before you knew it Naruto was running around the yard being chased by the angry Sakura. Everyone ignored them and went back to the game.

"Sooo, now what?" I asked

Tenten raised a hand, "I'll go!"

Everyone nodded and Tenten asked "hey.. uh... Rock Lee truth or- wait, where'd Lee go?"

We all looked around the circle, Rock Lee wasnt there. Hip hip hooray! But Tenten insisted we look for him! They told me to go sniff him out, I totally said no but everyone kinda forced me to. Neji would have also been fine, considering he has the god damn Byakugan! So I ran up the pool ladder and went into the yard. A towel draped around my shoulders. Barefooted, I walked into the woods and kept calling Lee's name. I totally didn't want to do this, Akamaru got to stay back and get pet by the girls that weren't chasing a sun-burnt retard around with a garden hose. Lee wasnt showing up, maybe he was inside taking a dump, so I turned around and began walking back to the pool. He couldn't have gone that far! Last time I saw him he was staring me right in the face under water, scaring the shit out of me.

I was focusing on the path I came, not easy because it was pitch dark and my night vision was blurred because of all the chlorine staining by eyes. I sat down and pulled a pricker out of my foot. Once it was gone I got up and stared into the distance, I could sorta smell him. So he must have gone this way! I would be so happy if this weirdo was trapped between a boulder or something, but then I'd have to pull him out and give him CPR, ew! why'd my friends send me off for him again? I sighed and called "HEY LEE?" one more time, my voice crackled a bit.

Then all of a sudden a dark figure swung down in front of me, a bright light flashed on and revealed it's face "YES?"

It had humongous eyes and dark hair, I stumbled backwards and almost screamed. "Lee you gaywad! You scared the shit out of me AGAIN! What the fuck are you doing out here?"

Rock Lee hopped down from the branch he was hanging from, "I wanted to catch some youthful fireflies!"

"Without a jar? Where'd you put em?" I got up off the ground.

Lee looked down at his skimpy green bathing suit, a small light flickered down there.

"AGH! HOLY DUMB FUCK! THATS NASTY!" I yelled

Lee frowned "then I shall release the youth from my Speedo!"

I covered my eyes and turned away, kill me now, I thought!

When the fireflies escaped, probably gasping for air, I got up and groaned "we really ought to go back, please tell me there are no more fireflies down there!"

Rock Lee saluted "No promises!"

I shook my head and began jogging back, Rock Lee followed singing the song Fireflies by Owl City. I told him to shut up, so he did. But a minute later he started singing Let The Bodies Hit The Floor by Drowning Pool! They are very different songs but I guess Lee didnt think so.

At last, we got back to the pool! Naruto was the only one NOT in the pool, he was sitting on his towel on the grass. He clearly had a huge red mark on his back, I guess Sakura blasted him with full power! Sakura smiled ad waved "Hey! Kiba's back, I guess he found Lee!"

I called back "Heh, yeaahhh" not even planning to mention the fireflies!

Hanging up my towel, I retied the string on my black and red swim shorts. Then I jumped quietly into the shallow end feet first. Rock Lee followed and joined the group, a wide smile made his enormous eyes look even creepier! I crossed my arms when I noticed Akamaru licking Ino all over, lucky bastard!

"So, now that Kiba and Lee are back-" Temari began saying "lets get back to the game!"

Tenten smiled "I was next!"

Neji looked at her "And then you demanded we find Lee, lemme guess, you wanna truth or dare him?"

Tenten nodded "So, Lee! Truth or dare?"

Lee was quick to respond "TRUTH OF YOUTH!" he saluted

Neji facepalmed "oh god.."

Tenten put her hands on her hips "easy one! what the hell were you doing in the woods?"

Rock Lee grinned even bigger "I was catching youthful fireflies! I forgot to bring a jar, but I caught them anyways!"

Tenten squinted "So where did you put them?"

I put my hand out "You probably dont want to know!"

Everyone protested "c'mon! tell us!" except for Naruto, he burped really loud and fell over backwards! (This guy cant even handle a drop of beer!)

Then I swear Rock Lee's smile became as long and wide as a school bus, "Right here!" he pointed down to his fun stuff, but he didn't just point there, he pulled it out. Not even god knows why!

Now everyone covered their eyes as fast as possible, Sakura and Ino screamed at the same time, Akamaru whined and ran into the shed and hid under . Tenten, trying to hold her lunch down choked "put it away.. Lee... PLEASE!" He obeyed, taking the hint everyone was going to go blind if he didn't put his dick back in that skimpy Speedo of his. I wanted that asshole GONE!

After Akamaru returned, Neji finished barfing and Sakura and Ino washed their eyes out, the game unfortunately continued. But luckily, Lee went back in the woods so no one had to worry about being flashed.

"sooo, who wants to go next!" Sakura asked.

Shikamaru, with a sudden burst of energy waved "Can I?"

Temari smiled "sure honey!"

Kankuro laughed real loud, "pathetic"

Shikamaru leaped and stood face to face with Kankuro. Kankuro smirked "Hi Fag, hows life treating you?"

Shikamaru snapped, he slapped Kankuro in the face, Kankuro flexed his jaw "bitch slapped, ow, your really dating my sister?"

Then Shikamaru grabbed Kankuro by his hair and pressed his face down on the concrete, "thats it fuckface! Truth or Dare?"

Kankuro smirked again "Dare, throw it at me dick breath!"

Shikamaru let go of Kankuro's hair "I dare you to-"

A.N. MWAAAAHAHAHAHA! You MUST review, fave, beg for moar! nah, only if you want to see moar! Dont worry Lee fans, there will less Lee bashing in the next one! Sorry, Lee is a cute character but I had to make him embarrass himself because he's drunk! I'm serious, PLEASE REVIEW! ITS WHAT KEEPS ME MOTIVATED AND HELPS ME THROUGH WRITERS BLOCK! :3