Note To Self Dont Drink Beer at Naruto's Party CHAPTER 3

Warning: KibaKanku yaoi but no lemons! And theres strong language and alcohol references (don't drink! It makes you do bad stuff, as we learn in this chapter!)

Then Shikamaru grabbed Kankuro by his hair and pressed his face down on the concrete, "thats it fuckface! Truth or Dare?" Kankuro smirked again "Dare, throw it at me dick breath!" Shikamaru let go of Kankuro's hair "I dare you to…" he snapped a glare at me "lick Kiba"

For a minute my heart stopped, what in the world was this guy going at? He must be kidding! Kankuro better protest or something because theres no way I'm letting this guy lick me. No fucking way!

Kankuro's jaw dropped "what the hell!"

Everyone was quiet, there mouths hanging open as well. Shikamaru was the only one smiling at the time. Then Kankuro shook his head "alright, alright. Revenge is a bitch, I know! Where am I licking him?"

Then I shouted "Shikamaru! That sucks! Why make him lick me?" Akamaru was barking angrily as well!

Shikamaru, replied "Well, you're the only one here with a 6-pack!"

I facepalmed "What the fuck does that have to do with anything!"

Shikamaru shrugged "I don't know! Your lucky I'm not making Kankuro lick your balls!"

Then Sakura stepped between us "guys, just go on with the dare! We're getting bored watching you sissies fight!"

Kankuro scoffed "oh so you think I'm a sissy?" he stepped towards me, my face turned red immediately and my heart was slamming against my rib cage as loud as possible. This guy was serious about the dare but was he straight? If I were Kankuro I would have just refused to do the dare and quit the game, and I know I'm not gay! Kankuro went on one knee, the water rose up to his pecs. He looked at me with a drunk smile and put his head on my gut, I clenched my teeth.

He closed his eyes and quickly dabbed at me with his tongue. That's all Shikamaru wanted! But then he looked at me and smirked "nice abs boy" and then licked me again, longer and stronger! I felt like kicking his ass!

Ino and Sakura had their eyes glued on us, they thought this was so hot. Ugh! My eyes were closed, this was going to haunt me forever. Kankuro's tongue brushed my gut, over my belly button and then tracing the six tan muscles that all the girls(and maybe Kankuro) loved.

He got up off his knees and pushed me against the edge of the pool. He licked even harder, nibbling here and there. He was holding me down now. Everyone gasped, Temari went red and I'm pretty sure she fainted or something. Even Shikamaru was shocked!

His mouth moved up to my neck, he reeked of beer.

"Are you fucking kidding me?" I gasped. It was driving me nuts! And he wouldn't get off me until I kicked him in the balls as hard as I could. He winced and took a step back "whats the matter Mutt?" Kankuro coughed.

I snapped "You know what the matter is! I thought you were straight, why the fuck were you kissing me?"

Kankuro accidentally went cross-eyed "I'm more drunk than straight! What about you?"

I ran a hand through my hair angrily "I'm not drunk and I'm not gay! Obviously you are!"

Kankuro smirked "So?"

A few people snorted, Ino's jaw was still unhinged and squeaking.

I slapped the side of the pool and leaped out "This sucks! I quit!" and then I ran off, Akamaru followed this time.

Shikamaru protested 'Kiba, don't! I'm sorry for making him do that!"

"I don't care" I growled and then I ran across the road and climbed up a tree, I was still dripping wet but it was still insanely warm outside even though the sun set about an hour ago!

I sighed, feeling like I got raped, even though it was only my chest. I knew there was something wrong with him, from the way he was looking at me the whole night. Now everyone's going to talk about it at school, how an older gay guy kissed me all over. I'm screwed for the rest of my life! Why did I even want to play Truth or Dare?

Akamaru finally made it up the tree, the big dog attempted to lay down in my lap. It kinda knocked me over and I fell out of the tree. Dumb dog, still thinks he's a little fluff ball! Now I stayed on the ground, on my back. Akamaru snuggled up next to me and nuzzled the part near my shoulder where Kankuro must have nibbled a bit, because it was red and stung. I was so mad him, and I wondered what everyone else was thinking about him right now. I couldn't help but notice Gaara's face, he was smiling… in fear!

Then I smelt another chlorine soaked teenager approaching me. With heavy footsteps, he came closer. I sat up immediately and then bared my teeth when I noticed it was Kankuro. "What the hell do you want? Another taste of Kiba?"

Kankuro grunted "Nope, Shikamaru's making me apologize for all that back there"

I said nothing

"Well" Kankuro brought up "everyone's shocked at me, and sympathetic for you. I know your pissed I did that, so I quit too. And I quit drinking… for the night"

I put my hand on my neck "How many beers did you have anyways?"

Kankuro looked guilty "7 cans…" he muttered

"Shit! I cant even drink two without barfing! I'm 5 years underage so I don't do it that much, y'know what can happen!"

Then he sat next to me "Look, you know I'm sorry about it all. I guess the alcohol got to my head and all that shitty peer pressure made me get hard."

I interrupted "You got hard? Around me? That's just sick!"

Kankuro scowled "Hey! Didn't I just say I'm insanely drunk?"

I nodded, "That doesn't matter! You still went all rough and refused to stop! Do you think I'm gay?"

Kankuro shook his head "nope, do you think I'm gay?"

I nodded again "yes!"

Kankuro sighed "fine, I've never been into girls! But I promise I wont do anything like that to you again!"

I crossed my arms "Good" then I looked at him again. His soaked body was kinda shining, like in the moonlight. I couldn't help but notice that he wasn't that bad looking either. I slapped myself mentally, what the hell was I doing suddenly admiring the guy that almost raped me! I'm not gay! I've told the world and myself!

"Uh, why are you staring at me like that?" Kankuro asked, he looked down "Is my bathing suit falling off or something?"

I snapped out of it "No! I was, uh…. there was a firefly behind you and it was kinda distracting!"

"But you were staring directly at me! Kiba! We should go back!"

I nodded "Right, but I'm not playing!"

'Me neither" he said

When we were walking back, I stopped in my tracks. "Kankuro, I think you should know this-"

Kankuro nearly pounced on me "What! What is it?"

I sighed loudly, I would probably regret this "I…"

A.N. Yeah waaay! Another cliff hanger (I love these!) soo please review, favorite, whatever will please me! I want to know how you guys like this! Theres gonna be yaoi in the next chapter too! :3