Chapter 4

I would probably regret this "I…. loved it"

Those were the words that just flew out, laughing at me as they entered Kankuro's ears. They were like barf, you didn't want them to come out and it sucks when they do but you needed them out of your mind!
Lucky me, Kankuro didn't have a clue what the hell I was talking about "W-what?" he muttered.

Now's my chance "Ha, never mind, I was only kidding"

Kankuro shrugged it off, even though he was still confused "Yeah, right! Uh, we should head back to Naruto's"
I squinted "What, so people can make fun of us?"
"No way, I'll kick their jealous ass if they do" Kankuro crossed his arms.

Wait, did he understand what I barfed up earlier? Okay that sounded weird, but let's just say that I do like him, a little bit…. No wait, what the crap am I talking about? Well, I don't really like females other than Ino and I don't like males, except maybe this little teeny weeny midget crush on Kankuro! You hear that? Teeny weeny midget! That's not enough to make me into guys, it could just be a friendly bond… DAMN IT, now I sound like Sai!
Fine, I'll stop thinking about it and think about something else! Hmmmmmmm, maybe they all passed out back there or something, maybe Sakura got that roll of tape shoved up her ass (the whole taping thing got really annoying) Wouldn't it be cool if-

My thoughts were interrupted by a waving hand "KIBA! Look!" Kankuro was smiling and pointing across the road. A squished chipmunk lay dead on the right lane, still sizzling in the heat. "I found you a snack!" Kankuro chuckled.
Eh, may as well go along with the joke "Aww well that sucks, all those chips and hot dogs filled me up for good. Meh, it's the truck's kill anyways, he'll come back and eat it"

Kankuro howled in laughter and slapped me on the back, leaving a stinging red mark. This guy apparently doesn't know his own strengths, damn right. We continued walking on the side of the road. It seemed like it had been hours since I ran out here and hid.
Suddenly Kankuro pointed at the sky and gasped "KIBA! Look!"
So I did, "What? Flying road kill?"

He shook his head, "naw, the moon just looks cool"
I had to agree, it did have a cool shine to it. "Oh yeah, it is neat! …wait, if you're expecting some weird werewolf reaction from me then you gotta stop dreaming, not even Akamaru does that!"
Kankuro turned his head and shoved his hands in the pockets of his dark bathing suit "I wasn't, say, how far is it from Naruto's?"
"Not far, just down the road!" I answered, then I frowned "and whats the rush? "
Kankuro smiled "oh, no rush, actually"

Lying through his teeth!

"C'mon asshole, tell the truth" I said
"Fine, it's just lonely out here"
"How is it lonely, me and Akamaru are with ya'!"
"Yeah, but I this weird feeling, like the chills or something"
"Maybe your just getting sick from all the- hey wait, that sounds like something I would say! And you haven't made any crude jokes since you found me! Whats your problem?"
"You know I like you, and doesn't the road kill thing count as a crude joke?"
"What I meant by crude was like a sex joke or a prank, that road kill thing back there was actually funny" I smiled, still brushing off the sad fact that we both liked each other. Part of me wished I could go back to hating his gay ass!

"Fine Kiba, you win, we can stay out here!"
"Cool, I'm doing you a favor anyways. If we go back to the party now I'm sure you'll have another drink, and get yourself in more trouble. Maybe even get arrested"
"Kiba! Why do you care about me?" it came flying out of his mouth like a bullet, shattering my skull. So I said nothing.
"Answer me, Kiba, c'mon, you never tell me the truth!"

I growled in my throat but then said "because the truth is a lie!"

"Ugh, that made no sense!" Kankuro ran a hand through his hair angrily.

"Can we forget it?"

"Yeah, whatever..." Kankuro mumbled, sitting down in the grass.

I actually had no clue where I wanted to be right then, all I knew was that I wanted to be somewhere. It felt awkward being alone with this punk ass jerk face who tried to rape me with his gay fuck tongue. Well, Akamaru was there for me too. But to tell you the truth, part of me was telling my brain that this black wearing dickless punk ass gay fuck jerk face is only acting like a dickless punk ass—y'know what I'm saying? He's got this side to him, I wanna see it.

I lay back and rolled over to my side. "I'm sooooo fucking tired" I yawned.

Kankuro lay back too, his hands placed relaxed on his chest. He smirked "I have to admit, I've never been that drunk at a party before. I wonder what they are all doing right now, probably dancing to Single Ladies, half-naked and drunk! Haha, I'm soo not going back now! Your right!"

Woah, good-bye "party boy Kankuro"! He's losing it!

The stars flickered, wait, can they do that? The moon disappeared for a millisecond, uh oh! We were close; my head was near his waist, almost inches away from him. It was insanely quiet, my ears felt cloudy. The last thing I saw before drifting off were those eyes of his; gleaming with damp strands of dark hair in front of them. My eyelids drooped shut and I fell asleep.

WORST IDEA EVER!