Chapter 6
-Christmas Soda's POV-
MWUAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHA! FINALLY, revennnngeeeeee… I finally killed the jerk that drank my Grandma. I jumped out of my Ferrari in 100000 miles per hour, and stole a kid's hat. It was a pretty awesome hat. It was yellow and at the top there was a Banana screaming "HALO SUUUCKS! IT'S THE WORST SONG EVER!" Great! I smirked. It doesn't even tell lies! This is the best hat ever.
-Edward's POV-
"CHRISMAS SODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" I screamed. "GET YOUR UGLY ASS IN HERE AND FIX THE GAY GUY!" Rosalie stared at me. "Hey, he knows you're going to kill him after he fixed the gay guy, you think calling for him will help?" I stared back at her and then burst out crying. gallon blood was falling down my cheeks. Then one drop landed on the couch. "EDWARD CULLEN, YOU DID NOT JUST RUIN MY BRAND NEW COUCH?" It was Esme. Uh oh. This meant trouble. Again. "Uhm, Edward? I think you should run." And I did as Rosalie said. I ran all the way to China and hid behind a guy eating rice. "什麼是白色的豬做我背後？"He said, sounding a little bit confused. And even though I'm nearly a hundred years old, and could have spent time learning every language in the world, I decided that I instead would start running after teenage girls ruining their lives. So I had no idea what the guy I was hiding behind just said. Hmm. I ran to Italy, just to think. Cause there was no way I could think in China with a guy speaking Chinese in front of me. When I got to Italy, I remembered why I started crying in the first place. I started crying even more. Then I yelled "!" so loud that everyone in the world could hear it. How could I go on without the love of my life?
What will happen next? Will Edward ever be able to communicate with the love of his life again? Or will he have to stare at her dead body until it rotten to dirt, like the creepy, creepy guy he is? Nobody knows except for Ann. Peace out.
-Helena
BTW.. we don't like JB at frickin all^^ Thanx for all the reviews 8D
- Ann =D