-Christmas soda's pov-
It was quiet. To quiet. I stared towards the bush I could've sweared had just moved. "BUARGHHHHH!" I screamed. Oh my fucking gad. I had never been so scared in my life. Out of the bush came a… Frog? Wtf is a FROG doing in a plastic bush in the toy department at Wall Smart (HAPPY? Didn't use a real name) ? "MOOOOOOOOH" The frog said. Wait a minute. Isn't the frog supposed to say BAAAAAAHHH? This was getting very confusing. A frog at wall Smart saying MOOOOOH instead of BAAAAAH? "I CHALLENGE YOU, O' MIGHTY CHRISTMAS SODA!" The frog yelled pointing a lollipop towards me like it was a sword. "Challenge? To what?" I asked the purple frog. Waaaaait… Why is it suddenly purple? Oh, never mind. "To a BUTTBITING CONTEST!" The frog exclaimed before biting my butt (do I even have a butt?" really hard and started running really fast further into the toy department. Oh boy, that purple frog was dead.
1 HOUR LATER
*bite* *bite* *bite* *bite* *bite* *bite* "STOOOOP, purple frog and weiiiird coloured soda!" It was the voice of Aro. "We have come to eat cake!" Aro told us.
3 MORE HOURS LATER
"God, I really can't have any more cake." Alec sighed. *driiiing* *driiiing* "MY PHONE'S RINGING IT'S PROBABLY ANN I HAVE TO TAKE IT HI HONEY HI, HI, HI WHAT I'M DOING? JUST EATING SOME CAKE NO HONEY, NOT TOO MUCH I'LL SAVE SOME FOR YOU, YES, KAY, NO, YES, KAY, LOVEYOU, BYE" Everybody stared at Alec. "Uhm, Ann?" I said. He just smiled like an idiot. Ok, I guess that's a yes. Better not tell him that I'm escaping from her family right no… "OMG, ALEC I HEARD CHRISTMAS SODA'S THOUGHTS AND HE'S ESCAPING FROM HER FAMILY AFTER KILLING A CELEBERTY EMMET LOVED, AND NOW ANN'S MAD AT HIM BECAUSE EMMET IS CRYING TO MUCH AND SHE WANTS HIM O SHUT UP AND ANN HATES HIM YOU'LL HAVE TO KILL HIM!" Aro screamed. Uh oh. I forgot I was touching him. "AND HE FORGOT HE WAS TOUCHING ME!" I smacked my forehead. Alec had been staring at me like a maniac all the time. Uh oh. Time to leave! I snapped my fingers and disappeared in a cloud of smoke like I'd llearned from Bella (how did he learn anything from Bella? Is there a connection between the murder of JB and Bella?)
-Christmas soda's pov-
It was quiet. To quiet. I stared towards the bush I could've sweared had just moved. "BUARGHHHHH!" I screamed. Oh my fucking gad. I had never been so scared in my life. Out of the bush came a… Frog? Wtf is a FROG doing in a plastic bush in the toy department at Wall Smart (HAPPY? Didn't use a real name) ? "MOOOOOOOOH" The frog said. Wait a minute. Isn't the frog supposed to say BAAAAAAHHH? This was getting very confusing. A frog at wall Smart saying MOOOOOH instead of BAAAAAH? "I CHALLENGE YOU, O' MIGHTY CHRISTMAS SODA!" The frog yelled pointing a lollipop towards me like it was a sword. "Challenge? To what?" I asked the purple frog. Waaaaait… Why is it suddenly purple? Oh, never mind. "To a BUTTBITING CONTEST!" The frog exclaimed before biting my butt (do I even have a butt?" really hard and started running really fast further into the toy department. Oh boy, that purple frog was dead.
1 HOUR LATER
*bite* *bite* *bite* *bite* *bite* *bite* "STOOOOP, purple frog and weiiiird coloured soda!" It was the voice of Aro. "We have come to eat cake!" Aro told us.
3 MORE HOURS LATER
"God, I really can't have any more cake." Alec sighed. *driiiing* *driiiing* "MY PHONE'S RINGING IT'S PROBABLY ANN I HAVE TO TAKE IT HI HONEY HI, HI, HI WHAT I'M DOING? JUST EATING SOME CAKE NO HONEY, NOT TOO MUCH I'LL SAVE SOME FOR YOU, YES, KAY, NO, YES, KAY, LOVEYOU, BYE" Everybody stared at Alec. "Uhm, Ann?" I said. He just smiled like an idiot. Ok, I guess that's a yes. Better not tell him that I'm escaping from her family right no… "OMG, ALEC I HEARD CHRISTMAS SODA'S THOUGHTS AND HE'S ESCAPING FROM HER FAMILY AFTER KILLING A CELEBERTY EMMET LOVED, AND NOW ANN'S MAD AT HIM BECAUSE EMMET IS CRYING TO MUCH AND SHE WANTS HIM O SHUT UP AND ANN HATES HIM YOU'LL HAVE TO KILL HIM!" Aro screamed. Uh oh. I forgot I was touching him. "AND HE FORGOT HE WAS TOUCHING ME!" I smacked my forehead. Alec had been staring at me like a maniac all the time. Uh oh. Time to leave! I snapped my fingers and disappeared in a cloud of smoke like I'd l learned from Bella (how did he learn anything from Bella? Is there a connection between the murder of JB and Bella?)
MWAHAHHAHAHAH, that's all you get. But Ann'll write another chapter VERY soon. Like, today. So, yeah. Hope you enjoyed it.
-Helena