TOW Justin Bieber
Everyone was full of giggles as dinner ended.
"Mmm! This alfredo was delish, Mon!" Joey complimented as he sucked on his fingers.
"I know! I think my mouth had an orgasm." Chandler chuckled as everyone gawked at him.
"That sounded a lot less gay in my head." He covered up. Ross was sitting on the couch typing up a presentation for his class as Bieber sat next to him.
"What's that Dr. Geller?"
"Dr." Rachel scoffed. Ross rolled his eyes as he turned the laptop towards Bieber.
"This, is a presentation for the class I teach about Palentology. This week we're learning about Mesozoic era! My favorite."
"Mesozoic?"
"Like dinosaurs and stuff. Hey, do you know anything about palentology?"
"No."
"Do you at least know what a homosapien is?"
"Yeah, isn't that just a gay sapien?"
"Only you are." Ross mumbled.
"What?"
"It's a human actually."
"A gay human?"
"No! homosapien is a human."
"But what does 'sapien' mean then?"
"What's your last name?"
"Bieber."
"Sapien means Bieber."
"So, homosapien means gay Bieber. I'm gay!"
"Yes! That's exactly what that means."
"Cool!" Bieber nodded his head.
"Ross, you gotta stop being such a dork and get with the 'in' crowd." Chandler commented as he was about to sit on the couch. He looked a Justin, who winked at him. Chandler quickly went to sit as far as possible away from him.
"Like what? I know for a fact girls 'dig' palentologists." Ross chuckled at his own lame pun. Everyone else was stone silent.
"That joke's about as old and dead as the stuff you study." Chandler said. "So, Justin, you've seen porn before, right?"
"Yeah, but the only good kind is the ones with only boys in it."
"Why am I not suprised that you said that?" Chandler rubbed his hand over his face. Rachel came over with an outfit. It consisted of a blue stripped button-up shirt, a skinny tie, black jeans and black skater shoes with yellow lines along the side.
"Um, Justin? Is this what you wanted?" Rachel handed him the completed outfit. He studied it for a minute before looking up and saying:
"It's perfect." He shook her hand and got up. "Thanks Ms. Green! I'll see you before I leave! And if there's anything you want me to do to thank you, I'll do it." Rachel gestured him closer and whispered something in his ear.
"You got it Rach. See y'all after the show!" Justin left.
"Ding-dong, hooray the lesbian's gone. Porn time!" Joey got up and turned on the tv and surfed the channels. Monica was doing dishes. Chandler got up to help her dry and stack the dishes.
"So...how's the weather?" Chandler asked casually. Monica stopped what she was doing and looked at him.
"How's the weather? Is that the best you could do?"
"Well I'm sorry! I'm not good at this. This has been the first time in my life that I've ever been in this situation."
"Me too. But you don't hear me asking 'hey, how's the weather?' " Monica mimicked Chandler using her 'man voice'.
"Monica, I'm gonna just cut to the chase here. I felt something. Something more. And I know you felt it too. But we both know that we can't. The idea of Ross' little sister and his best friend hooking up, just isn't right. At least not now." Monica sighed.
"You're right. Let's just do our best to avoid any awkwardness and feelings we have for each other until it's 'that 'time'." Chandler nodded as hugged and kissed Monica on the cheek. They put away the rest of the dishes as the rest of the gang was watching Joey laugh at the porn on TV.
"Oh oh! Ow ow ow!" Phoebe clutched her stomach and lurched forward.
"Ugh, I know Pheebs, this porn is horrible." Joey commented as he turned off the TV.
"Honey, what's wrong!" Rachel rubbed her back.
"I don't know. Ow ow ow!" She clung onto Ross and Rachel's hands.
"Ok, we need to get her to the hospital, this doesn't sound good." Ross said as he supported her back while both he and Rachel helped her off of the couch.
"Ross, you're not a real doctor. Shut up!" Rachel growled at him.
"No Rach, he's right." Phoebe said inbetween groans.
"Oh my god, Pheebs, you bled onto the couch!" Chandler exclaimed. Everyone turned around and gasped at the large red spot on the couch.
"Sorry Monica." Phoebe said.
"Look, I don't care about the couch right now. We need to get you to the ER! Let's go!"
...
All 5 of the friends paced in the waiting room as Phoebe got examined by the doctor.
"Oh god, I hope she's alright." Rachel said as she bit at her thumbnail.
"Yeah me too."Ross said. Everyone else nodded as the doctor came out.
"She's fine now. Would you like to come see her?"
"Yes." Everyone said at once as the walked to room 139, Phoebe's room. Phoebe was laying there in her hospital gown with an IV.
"Hi." She waved weakly as everyone hugged her and kissed her cheek.
"So, what do the tests say?" Phoebe asked as both Rachel and Ross held her hands.
"Well, it's a very common complication to happen within the first 12 weeks of pregnancy." As the doctor finished speaking everyone, including Phoebe, went bug eyed.
"Wait, Phoebe's pregnant?" Ross asked.
"That's impossible! I went to the store and took a test. It came out negative." Phoebe commented.
"It was probably a false negative. Pharmacy tests aren't 100%. And you were pregnant."
"Were?" Chandler asked.
"Yes, Ms. Buffay suffered a miscarrige. I'm so sorry." The doctor walked out of the room as everyone stood there with their jaws wide open. There was a silence for a few minutes before Chandler spoke up.
"Pheebs...I'm so sorry." He hugged her shounders and kissed her forehead. She put her hand on his chest and buried her head into his shoulder.
"Why should you be sorry? It'd not like you guys made me miscarry the baby I never knew I ever had." She started sobbing. "Why am I getting so worked up over something I never had?" She blew her nose on Chandler's shirt.
"You know, if you didn't just loose a baby, I'd tell you about this new invention called tissues. But my shirt works fine too." Phoebe chuckled a bit, which made Chandler smile.
"Honey, we'll be here for you. Anything you need, just ask." Monica patted her shoulder. Phoebe lifted her head off Chandler's shoulder for a second and looked at Joey. He stood behind Ross, trying to fight back tears. You could tell he just felt like bursting at that moment.
"I know this may be a bad time but, who's the father? I mean, you're not in a relationship or anything..." Rachel said. Even though they all already knew it was Joey, they just wanted Phoebe to say it so that they didn't have to hide it anymore.
"Well, I guess it's time you guys knew...Joey and I have been having sex secretly for about 7 months now. I'm sorry we didn't tell you guys sooner. But with Monica and Chandler getting together and having a baby, we didn't think it was a good time."
"Actually, Pheebs, Chandler and I aren't together. And we're not pregnant. We just told you and Joey that because we knew you guys were sleeping together." Monica said. Everyone looked at Joey who was doing his best to stay strong.
"Honey? Are you alright?" Rachel asked. Everyone turned and looked at Joey.
"Yeah, I'm...fine. Can you give me and Phoebe a minute to talk though?" His voice sounded shakey and weak. Everyone agreed and left the room.
"I can't believe...we didn't know." Joey started out.
"Me either. Are you sad about it?"
"Devestated. But...things happen for a reason, Pheebs. There's a reason that this happened. Maybe we weren't ready." He sat on the bed by her and sniffled a few times.
"Joey, you don't have to be strong for my sake. You can cry." Joey sighed and looked at Phoebe. A tear rolled down his cheek.
"I...I feel empty now..." He started to sob. "I love you Pheebs." He kissed her cheek as he started to sob into her shoulder. She hugged him back and felt herself become teary-eyed once again.
"I love you too, Joey." She cried into his shoulder. The two sat there for an hour, just crying in each other's arms. Mourning the loss of their unborn child.
...
2 days later everyone was gathered back at the coffee house as Justin was about to preform another song. Joey had his arm around Phoebe. Chandler had his around Monica. Ross and Rachek sat on opposite sides of the room. Justin took the mic and started talking.
"Hey y'all. I'd just like to thank my girl sitting right here, Rachel Green, for making me the best outfit ever! This week in New York's been a blast and I'll miss it. Anyway, before I go, I was requested to sing a song here today."
"Great, more horrible songs from the singing beaver lesbian." Joey muttered under his breath.
"Be nice Joey, afterall, this is the last time you ever have to hear this kid sing." Chandler said.
"Wooo! Go Canadian lesbian!" Joey clapped and yelled.
"This is a song I wrote yesterday based on my trip here. It's called 'Ross and I were not on a break'." Justin started playing the song as Ross glared at Rachel, who gave him an evil smirk back, which irritated him more. Justin finished the song.
"Thank you New york! See y'all next time! Rach, thanks again for the clothes. Monica, your pasta recipe is delicious!"
"Thanks." Monica giggled. "A famous person likes my pasta!" She whispered.
Chandler, you're one funny dude."
"Hehehe! A famous person likes my jokes, OMG!" He did a girly giggle, mocking Monica. She playfully hit his arm.
"Pheebs, keep rockin' smelly cat." He shot her a peace sign.
"Smelly cat says thanks!"She shouted.
"Ross, thanks for the dork talk."
"Dork talk?" Ross questioned. Rachel just laughed.
"And Joey, thanks for showing me the best porn I have ever seen. Having girls in there does make it better!" Joey smiled and sniffled a bit.
"Oh, come here and hug me you stupid lesbian!" He got up and gave Justin a hug before Justin departed.
"Best lesbian hug I ever had!" Joey commented as he sat down and took a bite of his muffin. All of the other friends laughed. But their laughter was soon cut short once Gunther put "Baby" on the speakers.
"Wanna go to my house?" Monica asked with no expression in her voice. Everyone nodded as the made their exit. Never again having to hear Justin Bieber's voice.