Warning: well, I've just realized that this fic is not that yaoi, but still boy to boy, technically.
Disclaimer: I don't own naruto.
Chapter 2
"Um…Sasuke…"
"Hn"
"Can we drop by Ichiraku's first? Please…"
"Sorry dobe, we can't…"
"Why not?" asked naruto, who is currently looking at Sasuke with pleading eyes. "We need energy for this mission, and the best source of energy is food." Naruto said matter of factly. "And what is the best source of food?" naruto asked sasuke (more like talking to himself since sasuke wasn't listening to him). "Well, ramen of course!" Naruto stated, as if it were the most obvious thing in the whole world.
"No, and that's final"
"Hmph"
"You're such a bastard Sasuke-teme!"
"Whatever, dobe"
"Stop fooling around, and let's get going…" Sasuke said, as he was starting to lose patience.
So, that was what they did. They headed towards the forbidden forest, while Naruto kept ranting about how mean the Uchiha was. He kept complaining about not being able to eat miso ramen that he didn't even notice that they were already at the starting point of the forbidden forest (AN starting point? Is that what you call it?).
"This is where our journey begins," Sasuke said, smirking.
Oh, I'll do anything to wipe that smirk off his ugly face.
"Dobe, stop staring at me and let's get going." Sasuke said, once again with his usual smirk.
"I was not staring bastard! Why the hell would I stare at you?!?"
"I don't know, maybe because you like me?"
"Eeeekkk. Evil thoughts, teme, evil thoughts."
Hah! It's so fun playing with him. He's really an idiot.
"Gah! Let's go now!" Naruto said, trying his best to hide the blush creeping across his whiskered face.
Indeed, they traveled across the forbidden forest jumping from tree to tree and bickering at the same time. Night dawned upon them, and they finally realized that they have to look for a place to stay.
"So far so good." Naruto said. "No ambush attacks," he added as he rested on a near branch.
"I think we'll be able to give this to Shirogane without any difficulties." Said naruto, grinning.
"Stop being an optimistic dobe, and help me look for materials that we could use to build a damn tent!" Sasuke said, definitely losing his patience on a certain blonde.
"Okay, okay. Don't have to lose your temper like that." Naruto said, raising his arms, as if surrendering.
Sasuke went to look for pieces of wood they could use for the tent while naruto got the leaves, which will serve as their roof. Sasuke got back from wood hunting and so did naruto.
"Let's start building the tent." Sasuke said.
"Right"
They both started building the tent and at the same time bickering about who will get a bigger space. They kept on ranting about such useless and unimportant things that they didn't realize how small the tent they were making.
"Dammit Naruto! Will you please shut the hell up!"
"Not unless you give me larger space."
"I've got a strong feeling that that won't happen."
"And why not?"
"If you haven't noticed, the tent we just built is so damn small! Neither of us will get a large space! It's all because of your stupid ranting, dobe!"
"I never thought that a great uchiha like you could get easily distracted by an annoying ranting of an uzumaki."
"Shut up, dobe. We have no time for this shit."
"Actually, I have a plan."
"Wow. The great dobe has a plan. Your plan has to be so stupid, that you'll probably suggest that we cuddle each other so that we'll fit in that one hell of a tent!"
"Actually, that wasn't my plan. I was supposed to suggest that you sleep outside while I stay inside, so that we wouldn't have to worry about the space, but since you had a better idea, let's do it!"
"You've got to be kidding me…"
"No, I'm serious teme."
"Why the hell would I sleep with a dobe like you?!?"
Eeew it's disgusting when he puts it that way.
"Are you listening to me?!?"
"Yes, teme, I am. Anyway, you were the one who suggested that we cuddle each other so that we'll fit in the tent, so what's your problem?"
I can't possibly say that I was kidding around because Uchihas' are not known for making jokes.
"Were you joking when you said that? As far as I can remember cold-hearted bastards like you don't make jokes."
"I was not making a joke, dobe. It's called sarcasm. But since your brain is so small for a word such as sarcasm, I wouldn't bother explaining."
"I know the meaning of sarcasm, thank you. The thing is, we have no other choice but to do it. I mean, we can't possibly make another tent. It's already late, and we still have to wake up early tomorrow since we have a mission to do."
"I get the damn point, dobe. So stop explaining to me, as if you're smarter than me."
"Will you please stop calling me dobe?!? And to be honest with you, I am smarter than you."
"Yes, dobe, the people of Konoha will surely believe that. And by the way, we are once again wasting our time, or rather, you are wasting our time with this nonsense of yours. So, let's go to sleep now."
"You talk like you're the leader, teme!"
"Coz' I am, dobe…"
"Now shut that annoying big mouth of yours, and let's go to sleep now."
"Gah! Pure evil, teme!"
"Whatever, dobe"
And so they went inside their incredibly large tent (AN Now that's what I call sarcasm!).
"What are you waiting for? Lie down!"
"Eeeew, teme! That's gross!"
Gross? I just asked him to lie down! Oh, come to think of it, it is sort of gross. It's as if we're about to….eeeewwww…now that's gross and absolutely disgusting…(evil and perverted thoughts enter the uchiha's mind). What the hell am I thinking?!?
"Teme!" Naruto said, waving his arms in front of the Uchiha.
"What?" asked an annoyed Uchiha.
"Aren't we going to sleep yet?"
"Yeah, go to sleep…"
"So, how do we position ourselves?"
"What the hell dobe!"
"What? I was just asking!"
"Position yourself whatever way you want to. Just shut up please. I'm really tired."
"Eh, fine." Said Naruto as he laid down.
This made the Uchiha gulp. It was as if it he just realized how small the space was.
Dammit! Now how do I position myself? Wow now I'm the one askin' that damn question.
"Eh, I'm too tired to think about that. I'll just lie down beside him. As if I have any other choice." He muttered under his breath.
"Were you saying something, teme?"
"No, now go to sleep."
"Fine."
The uchiha lay beside the kitsune and just realized how warm Naruto's body was. His body was soft. It was quite comfortable. But at the same time strong (AN okay, that was weird, soft and strong? Eh, whatever). He was sleeping beside him, peacefully. He realized how comfortable it felt to be beside the annoying blonde. And impulsively, he pulled the blonde boy to a tight embrace.
He's like a soft, cuddly pillow. Eh! What the hell am I thinking?
He shoved the blonde boy away from him, and with that, the kitsune woke up from his sleep.
"What are you doing, Sasuke-teme?"
"Nothing, just pushing you away from me"
"You don't have a choice, teme, the room is too small. Sooner or later we'll end up cuddling each other anyway."
"Whatever. Just go back to sleep."
"Okay teme. But if you're not used to not having a pillow to cuddle in your sleep, you can always cuddle me."
Hell, he must be pulling my leg.
"Nighty night, Sasuke-kun."
What the hell?!? He just called me Sasuke-kun, what the hell is wrong with him? He's probably too tired to even realize the things he's been saying. Oh well, whatever. I'm too tired to think about such crappy things. (yawns).
So Sasuke closed his eyes, but before he could even close his eyes fully, he had another realization. Naruto smells exactly like his favorite pillow.
He's soft and he even smells nice. That's good. With this kind of comfort I doubt I'll even miss my favorite blanky and my favorite pillow.(AN haha, Sasuke has a blanky!).
Sasuke was too tired to even care that he just pulled the blonde boy (again) in his arms. It felt so right to be beside him, to hug him, and to keep him in his arms… while naruto on the other hand, let the Uchiha pull him and cuddle him. He was subconsciously hugging the Uchiha back.
There they were in a very weird position. Naruto's head was lying on the Uchiha's chest, while Sasuke's arms were wrapped around Naruto's upper body. And Naruto's right leg was on top of Sasuke's legs. (AN waaaaaaah! It's so hard to explain! Just imagine someone hugging you in your sleep).
Little did they know, that the enemies are just lurking around, watching them as they sleep and cuddle peacefully…
The real adventure was just about to start.
End of chapter 2
Author's note:
Well, this is longer than the previous chapter. Sorry if I'm not that good at describing stuff. Hehe. Please review, but once again, have mercy, coz' I'm just a beginner. Please do tell me about your insights. If I use the Japanese words incorrectly, please forgive me, I'm not Japanese. Anyway, I've got to go now. Adios, amigos! I'm still thinking about what I'll do with the next chappie…
