Author's note: man writing a fic is weird and traumatizing. Well I wasn't cursed or any thing it's just weird. Sometimes I even wonder why I made a story. Waaaaaah, sorry if you don't like it…my age is less than 15 years…see? I'm still young…so please don't hate me…I'm afraid of people hating me, oh well that's part of life, you can't please everyone right? But hey, the reviews so far, are good. I would like to thank the people who made reviews.

Disclaimer: I don't own naruto. (Do I have to write this in every chapter, or is it ok if I only write it on some of the pages?)

Chapter 3

Sasuke just woke up realizing that he'd been hugging the annoying blonde haired boy.

What the hell?!?

"Sasuke can you let go of me now?" asked a bedraggled Naruto.

"Huh?"

"Coz' if you haven't noticed, you're arms are wrapped around my shoulders."

Sasuke looked at their awkward position and realized that he still hugging the blonde boy. Once the realization dawned upon him, he hastily let go of the blonde boy's body.

"Why were you hugging me anyway?"

"Hn"

"Fine, whatever, teme. Don't bother explaining. Hey Sasuke…"

"What"

"Something seems wrong."

"What?"

"Weren't you the one keeping the document?"

"Yeah, why?"

"Where is it?"

"I placed it beside me before we went to sleep." (AN okay I forgot to put that in the last chapter, oh well, I'll just edit it).

"Yeah, so where is it?"

"What the hell dobe?!? I just told you I placed it beside me! What's your problem?"

"Yeah, teme. You said you placed it beside you. But why isn't it there?!?"

"What do you mean it isn't there?"

"Sasuke!!! What's wrong with you? You say I'm a dim wit? What do you call yourself, then?!? I just said it isn't there, meaning it's not there! Meaning, it's gone! As in, poof! Nowhere to be seen! Disappeared!"

"Shut up dobe!"

"Yeah, you tell me to shut up, but it seems like you don't get the message."

"I get the damn message Naruto!!!"

So Sasuke checked it out for himself, and sure enough the document was nowhere to be seen. It was indeed gone.

"I have a theory as to why the document is gone."

"Shut it dobe."

"Why, you're afraid to be called a stupid ass, for losing the document we were supposed to send!!!"

"I am not a stupid ass! And I didn't lose the damn document!"

"If you didn't lose it, then where is it, then?!?"

"I didn't lose it dobe…"

"Then, what?"

"They took it!"

"Who the hell are you talking about, teme?"

"Shirogane's enemies…"

"How do you know they took it?"

"I just know." Sasuke said, glaring at Naruto with his sharingan.

It's scary when he does that. Stupid sharingan of his!

"So what do you suggest we do?" asked a fuming Naruto.

"Go after them, what else? We can't just stand here and do nothing." Sasuke said, stating the obvious.

"Gah! Let's go! Wait, in what direction do we go?"

"What the fudge (brownie, yum yum), Naruto?!? Can you not feel their chakra? They're definitely headed towards the east." shouted Sasuke, as he started following the enemies' chakra. (AN Okay, so I don't say bad words. Well, maybe I do, but only if I'm really frustrated. Oh yeah, I already said shit in the previous chapter, I guess I do say bad words, meh, whatever).

"Okay teme, don't have to shout like that. I'm not yet ready to lose my hearing sense." Said Naruto as he started to follow Sasuke.

"You wouldn't have to, if you only stop this stupidity of yours!" Sasuke said fuming and at the same time, jumping from tree to tree.

"But-"

"Do not retort, dobe. You'll only make a fool of yourself."

Who the hell does he think he is?!? Ordering me around like that! He's acting more "bastardly" every second of this damn mission!

"Just make yourself useful by shutting that annoying mouth of yours, dobe."

"You are so damn-"

"They're near. I can feel them."

"Huh."

"Hush, we are so close to them. They're talking about something, I can't seem to make out the words they're saying. So just keep your damn mouth shut."

And Naruto did as he was told. He kept his big mouth shut and true enough, their enemy, or rather enemies, were nearby. They could hear their conversation. It seemed like their enemies were too busy celebrating for their victory of getting the document, that they didn't notice the two boys following them nearby.

"Boss, will surely be happy to hear that we've finally got our hands on Shirogane's document." The man with short hair said.

"Of course he'll be happy. He's been working so hard to get this document and finally we've got it." The man with the long ponytail said.

"Besides this document contains the last will of Shirogane's late grandfather." The man with the braid said."

"What does the will say anyway?" asked a curious Naruto (in a quite manner, of course.)

"What does the will say anyway?" asked the short-haired guy, as if he heard Naruto's question.

"Well, according to boss, this will say that whoever is in possession of this document gets to inherit all of Shirogane's grandfather's riches." Replied the guywith the braid.

"And from what we've heard the grandfather of Shirogane is so damn filthy rich." Added the guy with the ponytail.

"No wonder a lot of people wanted to get their hands on this document." Said the guy with short hair."

"Now I get the reason why they want that document so badly." Naruto said, loud enough for the enemies to hear.

The three ninjas turned around to see Sasuke and Naruto behind them.

"Fudge Naruto! When will you ever learn to keep your big mouth shut!" yelled Sasuke.

"Kirosame, these two boys heard what we said! We have to get rid of them!" The guy with short hair said.

"They're probably working for Shirogane!" Kirosame said, he is apparently the leader and the guy with the braid.

Sasuke used the opportunity that their enemies were actually wasting their time chatting instead of fighting them, to aim his shuriken at the three ninjas. And unfortunately for him, the three ninjas were too fast for him. They were able to block Sasuke's attacks with no difficulties. While Naruto aimed his kunai at the three. And to their horror, the three were able to avoid it.

"Is that all you've got?" the guy with the ponytail said, in a mocking tone.

"Duh, they're kids Megami! What do you expect?" said Kirosame.

And with this they started attacking Sasuke and Naruto. They aimed the two boys with their shuriken and kunai, and since they seem to be such professional ninjas with amazing speed, they were able to hit Naruto on the shoulder. Sasuke on the other hand helped his bleeding teammate, and in doing so, got hurt himself, as he got hit with the needles that Kirosame aimed at him. So now they were both bleeding on the ground.

"Hah, that was easy." Said Megami, the guy with the ponytail.

But little did they know that Sasuke's got a plan up on his sleeve, and was just waiting for a chance to tell Naruto (yeah boy, go Sasuke-kun!).

"Naruto, I think I know how to defeat them." Said Sasuke quietly.

"How?"

And since the three ninjas were too damn preoccupied with criticizing the two boys and praising themselves they didn't even notice that Sasuke and Naruto were actually planning something.

"We're having a hard time hitting them with our weapons because they're too damn fast. I think I'll be able to hit them with my shuriken if they only slower down. And I think with a few distractions they'll be able to put down their guard down. If you distract them, Naruto, we'll create a diversion and they won't notice me aiming them. Then we'll be able to get them injured, get the damn document from that guy named Kirosame, and get as far away from them as possible."

"Okay, Sasuke, nice plan, but how do you suggest I distract them?"

"For crying out loud Naruto, you're creative, you can do it. Just make sure that distraction of yours is effective. Something that'll really get their attention."

Naruto blushed due to the sort of compliment made by the Uchiha, but enough crap, the three ninjas noticed that the two boys were up to something and resumed to their plan of getting rid of Sasuke and Naruto (AN you might wonder why Sasuke and Naruto were able to talk so long without being caught. Well, here let's just say they were talking in a very quick manner, the type when you're in a hurry to tell someone and have the feeling that you don't have much time, but also in an understandable way. So there you go!).

But before they could even aim their weapons at the two boys, they were greatly distracted by the sudden appearance of a beautiful blonde girl wearing pigtails. And mind you, a puff of smoke was the only thing covering her sexy body.

"What the fudge?!? Where did this beautiful, sexy girl come from?!?" asked Kirosame, who was very much astonished with the sudden appearance of the blonde girl.

The three ninjas were very much distracted (better than what Sasuke hoped). They followed the gaze of the beautiful girl, and this was all the time the Uchiha needed to aim the three ninjas. And as expected, Sasuke's plans always work, the distraction worked so well that it really put the guard of the three ninjas down. His shuriken that he aimed at the ninjas hit them on each of their sensitive spots, and indeed they fell to the ground and started bleeding (AN even I don't know how Sasuke was able to tell where their sensitive spots are. But let's not question that, he's an Uchiha after all).

Sasuke took the document from Kirosame and turned to Naruto, who is currently in a woman's body. He was about to laugh his head off, because of the distraction the kitsune used, but he thought better of it. He just took his hand, without even letting him transform back, and fled deeper into the forest.

When they were sure that they were as far away as possible from the three ninjas, they stopped to catch their breaths.

"That was hell of a distraction, dobe." Said Sasuke smirking.

"Th-thanks." Said Naruto, panting.

"Okay, go back to your original form, before I start laughing my head off, which is very unlike me."

"Right." Said Naruto, who couldn't bear to see another smirk in the Uchiha's lips.

After ten long seconds of staring at Naruto, who looked constipated and struggling at the same time, the Uchiha blurted out something.

"What the hell, Naruto?!? What's taking you so long to go back to your original form?!?" Sasuke yelled. He was definitely not used to hanging out with a girl whose body was only covered by a puff of smoke. Which means that the "girl" he is currently with is practically naked.

"Sasuke, I think we've got a problem."

"What?!?"

"I can't go back!"

"What do you mean you can't go back?!?"

"I can't go back to my original form, teme!"

"You've got to be kidding me!"

"No, teme, I really can't go back! I think something went wrong as I performed this damn technique!"

"No freakin' way, dobe! I can't spend the rest of the days with a naked Naruto girl! What do you think the people'll say when they find out that I spent a night with a girl, and worse with your sexy no jutsu form!"

"You think I want this, teme?!? Of course I don't! You might be a pervert for all I know!"

"Fix this, dammit! And, hell, I am no pervert!"

"If I could only fix it, teme, I would have done that minutes ago! But for your information, the only person who could help me now is Tsunade! And we can't go back to Konoha without finishing our damn mission! So, you better bear with me teme!"

Oh why?!? What did I do to deserve such punishment? Of all the people why Naruto in a naked girl version?!?

"Sasuke, what's happened to you?!?"

"This is going to be a long night dobe, a looooong night."

gulp

End of chapter 3

Author's notes:

Thanks for all the reviews, glad to hear that people like it so far. I'm thinking of what to write in the next chappie. So this is all, for now. After all I still have to memorize "Mi ultimo adios."

Please review! Gracias! Adios amigos! Te amo!