Try to enjoy
Chapter 5.
Disclaimer: I don't own Camp Lazlo, or any of it's characters.
Scoutmaster Lumpus and Co. are gathering in the bus to find the happy hippie monkey, Lazlo, but so far, notthing...for now. "Slinkman!" shouted Scoutmaster Lumpus.
"Reporting for Duting sir." replied Slinkman
"Are we at Prickly Pines yet, Slug" asked Scoutmaster Lumpus.
"Uh, I thougth you said that we are going to find Lazlo first, sir." said Slinkman.
"Oh, you mean Monkey boy," replied Scoutmaster Lumpus "Well, I don't know. I mean this is going to take us forever."
"Scoutmaster Lumpus," said Raj "we have to find Lazlo."
"Why should we," asked Scoutmaster Lumpus, "Monkey Boy won't appear right now, right?"
"Listen Scoutmaster Lumpus," said Raj, "If you don't want to find Lazlo, then we want to get out this bus, isn't that right Clam?'
"Yeah, out of the bus." replied Clam.
"Listen, you," said Scoutmaster Lumpus," You will not go anywhere, compendro or no comprendo?"
"No, we don't." said Raj. "Come on Clam, lets infrorm this to Hoo-Haw."
"Yeah, inform." said Clam.
"C-C-Commander Ho-o-H-H-aw?" screamed Scoutmaster Lumpus. Lumpus hates it when things are over his contrary. "You can't call Hoo-Haw!"
"Why not?" asked Raj sternly.
"Because, if you do, he'll do things that you don't want to know. For Slinkman, he'd be salted."
"Hey!" said Slinkman. "You know, not all the time I will get in trouble at your expense, Sir."
Lumpus mumbled furiously. "Ah, so you are against me again, isn't that so traitor?"
"Excuse me," said Slinkman, "You were the one who always break the phone when Lazlo was lost, and I didn't do anything about it."
"Oh yes, you did!" barked Scoutmaster Lumpus, "You nearly costed my life when you wanted to inform Hoo-Haw that the bear tried to smash that Beaver Woodward!"
"IT'S EDWARD AND I'M A PLATYPUS!" shouted Edward with anger of being tired of being called a Beaver or Woodward. "AND DON'T YOU DARE REMIND ME OF THAT! IT WAS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE EVER!"
"Woah. Don't be very furious, man." Said Samson.
"Who said you could talk Hamster?" said Edward.
"Who said YOU could talk, Beaver?" scowled Scoutmaster Lumpus.
"Well, if it weren't for any misunderstanding, I'd oughta feel sorry for you, Moose!" replied Edward.
"It's Lumpus, not Moose, Woodward." said Scoutmaster Lumpus. Edward has had it.
"THAT'S IT! I'M GONNA...!" shouted Edward, but before he's ever say a word, Raj throwed a water ballon he had in his bag. Edward has gotten enormously furious he tossed Slinkman out of the van and drove hysterically. "DOES ANYONE CARE FOR AN ADVENTURE!" shouted Edward.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed everyone. Edward went out of control that they are driving in the wrong direction of Leaky Lake.
"Woodward, please stop!" cried Scoutmaster Lumpus.
"NEVER, SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS!" shouted Edward.
"Clam, we have to stop Edward!" yelled Raj since everyone was crying and screaming. Raj and Clam were attempting to reach Edward, but every time he turns, everyone gets smashed into the other dirction inside the bus.
"We can't give up!" cried Raj. Raj realizes the only person close to Edward is Scoutmaster Lumpus, who is hanging to a pole in the front of the bus.
"Scoutmaster Lumpus!" yelled Raj and Clam.
"Sorry, love to help, but can't!" cried Scoutmaster Lumpus.
"Clam will push me to you so that you could throw me to Edward!" yelled Raj. Scoutmaster Lumpus nodded, althougth he hates anyone who knows Lazlo, he had to.
"Ready Clam?" asked Raj.
"Ready!" replied Clam. Clam pushed Raj with all of his gifted strength as Raj ridicously was flying over the other campers.
"Now, Scoutmaster Lumpus!" yelled Raj. Scoutmaster timed it well and done. Just when Raj was about to fly off him, he pushed him to Edward, and he took it with enjoyment in his face.
"Edward, stop!" cried Raj as he has his hands with Edward on the driving seat. Edward ignored him, barley.
"Edward, if you don't stop, then I'll tell your mom!" said Raj as the bus nearly hit a tree.
"IF YOU DO, I TELL EVERYONE YOUR SECRET!" shouted Edward, now out of control. Raj had it, he was attempting to push Edward out of the sterring wheel, but Edward, as small as he is, can't be pulled off very easliy. Raj used all of his strength to push him out of the seat, and he did. Edward fell all the way back to the end of the bus.
"How do make this stop, Slinkman!" yelled Raj. Slinkman, who was all the way on the end of the bus, miracously replied, "The red button!"
"Uh, but which one?" asked Raj. There are 3 red buttons, but one of them is the right one. Raj just picked one in his guts and just as he thougth he made a wrong choice, the bus is starting to stop, but headed in a dark alley.
'BEEP' BEEP' 'BEEP' "Oh come on you annoying beeping thing, it must be broken." said Raj. Everyone seemed alright except for Edward.
"Oh man, what in for the love of Lumpus happened? asked Edward, who seemed confused. Everyone looked at him with anger.
"I'll tell you what's going on," shouted Scoutmaster Lumpus, "You nearly got us all killed!"
"Who nearly got us all killed?" asked Edward. Wait, did Edward just say that? Yep he did. Since his head got hit on the door end of the bus, it caused him to erase his recent memory, meaning that he's edward, from 6 hours earlier, not remembering the wild act he just did. He is however, the same greedy tempered sneaky Platypus, Edward has always been.
"Uh, Edward?" asked Skip and Chip.
"Yeah, what do you want?" snickered Edward.
"Are you okay?" asked Skip.
"Uh, do I look okay?" asked Edward. Chip and Skip backed off.
"Well, at least his recent form is gone." said Slinkman, as he heard growls out in the woods.
"What's that Slinkman?" asked Scoutmaster Lumpus nervously. Slinkman didn't respond.
"Who is it Slinkman?" asked Scoutmaster Lumpus.
"Wolves..." replied Slinkman.
Next Chapter is around the corner...