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Chapter 6.

Disclaimer: I don't own Camp Lazlo, or any of it's characters.

It's a new day now. 4-10 hours after the news that Commander Hoo-Haw will come to Camp in a few days, Lazlo decided to hit the road, but frankly, things hasn't been according to plan, since Lazlo fell into the falls of Leaky Lake. Now, Lazlo is still alive, covered with sand in his face, filled with fear. Right now the time is around 6:10 A.M.

"Oh man, what happened?" asked Lazlo himself. "Wait a minute, I'm alive, I'm alive!"

Lazlo was so happy, he thougth that he must've been dreaming. But then he realized he's somewhere else.

"Wait a minute," said Lazlo himself, "I don't reconnize this place." Lazlo is right. He's somewhere else. The trees look redish and orange, the ground is brighty different. The atmoshpere smells awkward. There are plants on the trees. And this is not the place he thougth he was at.

"This is, this is... so BEAUTIFUL!" claimed Lazlo.

Lazlo decides to explore the place. Lazlo crawled up a tree and saw the pretty enviornment, then, he went to other trees to see if there are any bannanas, and luckily, he did. Then he saw happy little animals living on branches. Birds on their nests, squirrels hanging around trees, and while that's happening, they were singing in their native languages.

"Man, if only I knew where I was." said Lazlo. "Hey, wait a sec, where's that Handbook I took during last night?" asked Lazlo himself.

"I must've had it somewhere, oh wait," paused Lazlo, "the book went in it's seperate way." said Lazlo sadly.

"Well, I should take my shirt off and clean it. It's filthy."

Lazlo searched for if there's a place, river, or falls he could find to clean up his scout uniform.

2-3 hours later...

"I found a fall here, so I'll try to clean it up." said Lazlo. As he was cleaning up his shirt, he heard a sound around the place.

"Uh, who's there?" asked Lazlo to whoever's out there. The noise sounded louder. "I know your'e out there, who's there." said Lazlo.

No one responded...

"WHO'S THERE FOR THE LAST TIME?" said Lazlo in a little loud voice.

No one responded...

"I have to get out of here, now and fast." said Lazlo, but before he could ever run away, he was captured on a trap rope atop the branch. Lazlo got hit in the head, he started to sleep unconsiously.

"Pleeaaassseee, Donn'tt huuurrtt mmmeeeeeeeeee..."

1 hour later...

"What is that thing?"

"I don't know, I just do my job."

"Well he has to be a something."

"Nah, he's a mutant."

"No he isn't"

"Yes he is."

Lazlo, althougth he still unconsious can hear their voices, but their voices sounded female.

"Uh, hello?" asked Lazlo, who still in sleep mode.

"You sir, are in big trouble." said a female voice.

"Yeah, you're not allowed to be in this area at all times." said another female voice.

Lazlo is now regained strength and wakes up. He sees an Aligator with Blonde hair who looks pretty mad, while the other is a girrafe with orange hair, glasses, and a book in her hand, and they dress the same blue uniforms with badges on it and a red neckerchiff.

"Uh, who are you?"

"What's with you wanting to know who we are, Bean Scout?" said the Aligator with Blonde hair.

"Hey, how do you know that I'm a Bean Scout?" asked Lazlo.

"Your uniform, duh." said the Girrafe with the glasses.

"Well, since you are a confused animal who probably don't remember anything since you got hit very hard, let us introduce ourselves. This Aligator is Gretchen." said Nina.

"Hi Gretchen." said Lazlo.

"Did someone gave you permission to talk?" said Gretchen.

"No?" asked Lazlo.

"Then shut your piehole, mutant." snarled Gretchen, "Just wait until Patsy comes to pound ya so that you can think next time you come here."

"Who's Patsy?" asked Lazlo.

"Patsy, whom you should know," said Nina, "Is the ringleader here, and she's someone not to be messed with. She'd pound anyone who ever sneaks into this area."

"Where am I anyway?" asked Lazlo.
"Don't you know where you're at?" asked Gretchen.

"No, all I remember is that I was trying to find Commnder Hoo-H-" said Lazlo

"Commander...Hoo-Haw?" asked Nina.

"Yeah Gross kid, we heard about him before." said Gretchen.

"Well, it's a long story..."

3-6 minutes later...

"...And that's how I ended up here." said Lazlo.

"Who's Raj?" asked Nina.

"Yeah, and what's a clam, Edward and a Scoutmaster Lumpus?" asked Gretchen.

"Oh, forget it." said Lazlo. "I just want to get out of here."

"Nope, can't." said Nina.

"Wait, I think she's coming," said Gretchen, "If you want, here's a paper bag, in case she pounds your face, now that I realized that you're a Monkey."

Lazlo immediately put the bag in his head and could see througth the holes in the bag.

(Female Tarzan Talk...)

"Is that her!" asked Lazlo with anxiety.

"Well, what did you expect, Runt?" asked Gretchen.

The chipper sounds came closer, closer, and closer that Lazlo thougth that this is the end. Lazlo then heard footsteps coming from the trees and then she appeared. She appears to be a Mongoose with bright pink hair with the same uniform as the other two. To Lazlo, she doesn't seem too tough.

"Sup Nina, Gretchen." said the Pink-Headed Mongoose. "So, I see someone is here for trouble, eh?"

"Yep." said Gretchen. "The worst part is that he's a Bean Scout."

"Bean Scout, eh?" said the Pink-Headed Mongoose. She stared at the figure with the bag in the head. "Who are you and why are you in a paper bag?" asked the Pink-Headed Mongoose.

The figure with the bag shivering with sweat neverosly. "Who are you?" asked Lazlo in the bag with fear.

"Well, since you are very suspective, I'm Patsy Smiles, and first things first: take out the bag out your head to that I can see your real face...now!"

"No!" said Lazlo. "I won't."

"Well, then," said Patsy "I guess I'll take it out myself."

"No, please!" said Lazlo. Patsy approached the kid with the bag. Then she put her hands on the bag and pulled with all the force she got. Lazlo resisted.

"Let go so that I can see your FACE!" yelled Patsy. Patsy had no choice but to leap on Lazlo as she finally took Lazlo's bag off his head by force at looked at the bag first. "Now, time for your punishment, boy!"

"No, please!" yelled Lazlo.

Patsy looked at Lazlo's face as she was on Lazlo. Lazlo on the other hand, starred at her. Everyone stayed quiet for a moment. Patsy looked at the Monkey as Lazlo starred at this beautiful Pink-Headed Mongoose. Patsy didn't move a single muscle as she started to have a dreamy loving warm emotion on her face. Her smile, smiled broadly. Her eyes turned to little hearts. Her tail rolled itself looking like a heart. Her cheeks had little blushes. And if that's not much, little hearts started to float around her. Lazlo on the other hand, started to become somewhat freaked out on not knowing what's going on, and sadly, he couldn't move due to Patsy is on him. Lazlo may not know this yet, but he will realize it sooner ot later, that a Pink-Headed Mongoose named Patsy Smiles, is in love with a Happy Hippie Monkey...named Lazlo.

Next chapter to be released next week...