Title: Runaround Affair

Summary: Valentine's Day is coming. If only Vincent could convince Cid that he was not trying to get into Yuffie's pants...

Pairing: Chaos, Hellmasker, Galian, Death Gigas, Vincent X Cid.

Warnings: ...Hell. Cid bottoms, ChaosCid, VincentCid, swearing, graphicness, violence, grammar, spelling, yadda, yadda, yadda. Anything goes in one of mine! NOT FOR CHILDREN!

Disclaimer: I own very little; FFVII is not among the items on my list

Cid arched up as he cried out in pleasure, body rubbing against Chaos's larger form as he writhed in pleasure. Blood trickled down his neck as the blonde panted heatedly.

Chaos smirked as he removed his fangs from the soft flesh, reveling at the sight of the inflamed wound on the tanned man's delicate skin. "All mine," he purred darkly while licking his lips, clawed fingers pulling Cid's towel off of his hips while golden eyes raked over the revealed, bronzed skin. "And only mine." He leaned down, gently nuzzling the blonde pilot's throat. "How many men have taken you? How many entered your body and painted your insides with their scent?"

The human blushed darkly as he tried to buck the larger demon off of him, voice cracking slightly in pitch as he spoke, "The fuck does that matter? Ain't none 'a yer business, Bat-Boy!"

Dark chuckling filled the room as the winged creature smirked. "It's my business, human. I want to know who I need to kill."

"What?" Cid sputtered in surprise. "Ya ain't killin' anyone!" The beast opened his mouth to reply as the Highwind shook, growling when Cid squirmed. "Off! Get the fuck off 'a me, ya overgrown bat!" Letting the pilot up, his eyes narrowed as he watched the shorter man dressed before grabbing his lance. "Move yer ass! We're under attack!"

Cid ran out of the room, heading for the Control Room before grabbing the intercom. "Wake yer asses up! We're under attack!" Gripping his spear tightly, the blonde ran out to the deck before jumping off of the grounded airship's platform, landing in the soft snow before following the tracks to a group of humans hooking up explosives to the Highwind's hull. "My baby!" he cried out as he saw the damage from the first explosion, eyes narrowing before the second set of bombs went off.

Chaos grumbled to himself as he silently crept up on the bandits, claws glinting in the dark due to the moonlight reflecting off of the snow. He smirked as he glided behind the unsuspecting humans, jealously blooming in his chest as he heard Cid's declaration before the explosions went off.

Grunting, Vincent lifted himself out of the pile of snow he was blown into. A thick, twisted piece of metal was embedded into his arm. Without a second though, the demon vessel plucked the metal out of his arm, blood oozing as he look around. Crimson orbs widened as he took in the ruined sight of the Highwind. The entire side of the mechanical device was open, large chucks of metal and cargo lay scattered about the snow.

"Vinny!" Yuffie cried as she pulled the gunner into a tight hug. "Are you hurt?"

"...I will heal. What happened?" Vincent asked, watching the others sort through the bodies.

"We were under attack! The old man woke everyone up," the Wutaian girl replied.

"I was interrupted, yet again," Chaos grumbled in his mind. "Must it be so difficult to get laid?"

Yuffie stood far too close to Vincent for his liking as he rose to his feet, the brunette skipping after the taciturn male as he walked towards the others.

"Where are Tifa, Barret, Nanaki, and Cid?" Vincent asked Cloud.

Shrugging slightly, the blonde spoke gently, "Tifa, Barret, and Red XIII went to Icicle to get some supplies. Ours were destroyed in the attack."

Chaos's eyes narrowed slowly as he hissed softly, "He is avoiding your question about the human."

"...And what about Cid?" the brunette inquired.

Shifting slightly, Cloud sighed. "We haven't found him yet."

Loud wails of sorrow filled Vincent's mind, making him cringe at the sound.

"Find mate!" Galian roared. "Let out to find mate!"

Vincent shook his head, as Cloud continued to speak, words mumbled as each of the demon's tried to take control.

"Vinny?" Yuffie asked, shaking his arm gently. "Are you- EEK! You're bleeding!"

"I'll be fine," Vincent said. "How long ago was the explosion?"

"Maybe half an hour, maybe an hour," Cloud said. "We should wrap that before Tifa arrives."

Snorting, the gunner turned around, walking through the snow as he looked for any sign of Cid.

"There are far too many lumps hidden under the blankets of ice crystals," Chaos mumbled. "You will take too long to find him on your own, host."

"You're assuming he's alive, Bat," Death Gigas rasped. "For all you know, he's dead. You didn't protect the sky child as well as you should have!"

Snarling, the winged demon turned to the bulky figure. "Are you blaming me for this? You haven't even touched the human!"

"The mate will not die!" Galian growled, fangs barred at his bickering companions. "We will find him!"

"Optimism does little," Hellmasker sneered.

Rolling his eyes, the ex-Turk examined the area before going to stand where Cid last stood, ignoring their argument until they decided to fight one another, causing the brunette to have a headache. Startling when a hand landed on his shoulder, he spun around before a potion was being pressed against his chest.

"Take it," Tifa said. "Arguing with me will get you nowhere, Vincent." Attempting to ignore her, he continued to walk just to be tackled into the snow and flipped over, the potion being poured down his throat as the scantily clad woman straddled his hips. "There!"

"Hey!" Yuffie cried, "get your own man! Vinny's mine!"

"I wasn't going after Vincent!" Tifa snapped back. "He was hurt and I was making him take a potion!"

"Likely story!"

"It's the truth!" A soft groan came from behind the gunner, making him push Tifa off of his waist and rise to his feet, looking back to see the snow shifting, a battered form sitting up on its elbows. "Oomph! That's not very nice, Vincent!"

"What man doesn't love wakin' up with a headache as two women bitch in the background?" a southern voice drawled, making the brunette's demons go silent.

"...Cid?" Vincent asked before hurrying to the blonde's side.

"The one an' only!" the blonde replied as he tried to rise to his feet, gritting his teeth when he did so.

"You're hurt," the brunette mumbled softly as helped the pilot stand, frozen blood and dark snow sticking to his left leg. "It's broken, is it not?"

"Yeah," Cid hissed.

"Guys," Cloud called out. "Maybe it would be best if Cid didn't-"

"My baby!" the injured blonde cried out as he looked at the damage done to the Highwind. "Fuckin' Hell!"

"...See the wreckage..." the swordsman finished.

"Those fuckheads blew 'er up!" Cid snapped, trembling with rage as Vincent kept him standing.

"Her?" Yuffie asked. "How can an airship be a girl?"

"Shut up!" Cid snapped, causing the small girl to huff in irritation. "The fuck 're my tools? I got ta fix this!"

"No," Vincent said as he picked the wounded blonde up.

"Wha' do ya mean 'no'? 'M a grown fuckin' man an' I'll do as I damn well please!"

"You need to rest while your leg heals!" Tifa said in agreement with Vincent. "We couldn't afford much at town so we can't heal your leg with any cures."

"Fan-fuckin'-tastic!" the blonde snapped. "The fuck 'm I gonna do all day?"

"Sleep, rest," Tifa said as she smiled softly. "No walking!"

"An' when I got ta piss? I sure as fuck ain't pissin' on myself!"

"I'll help you," Vincent offered much to the perplexed stares of their teammates.

Huffing in annoyance, the pilot resigned, "Fine, ya fuckin' win!"

Snorting, the ninja cut in, "And just what are we winning?"

"Silence," Barret said as he grinned. "If he's locked in his room, we ain't have to listen to him. We can walk away."

"'EY!" Cid snapped as Yuffie laughed.

"It is all right, Cheif," the gunner said as he walked towards the damaged airship. "I will keep you company in the meantime."

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Well, it was only a matter of time before I veered off track, no?

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