Title: Runaround Affair

Summary: Valentine's Day is coming. If only Vincent could convince Cid that he was not trying to get into Yuffie's pants...

Pairing: Chaos, Hellmasker, Galian, Death Gigas, Vincent X Cid.

Warnings: ...Hell. Cid bottoms, ChaosCid, VincentCid, swearing, graphicness, violence, grammar, spelling, yadda, yadda, yadda. Anything goes in one of mine! NOT FOR CHILDREN!

Disclaimer: I own very little; FFVII is not among the items on my list


Cid raised an eyebrow as he watched Vincent tuck him into the bed, the brunette making it difficult for him to move, "Err...thanks, Valentine, but ya got a reason fer strappin' me down?"

"Of course," Vincent murmured before leaving the room, making the shorter male blink before calling out.

"'Ey! Ya ain't leavin' me here are ya?"

After a few minutes of being left alone, squirming having gotten him no closer to freedom than pleading with the blankets to release him from their tight hold, the blonde glared at the ceiling. Eyes snapped to the brunette when he entered the room. "The fuck 'd ya go?" Vincent silently held up a cup of tea. "'S 'at fer me?"

"...Are we going to bathe him after we feed him?" Hellmasker rasped dryly, making Chaos smirk.

"Oh, let us keep him, Mommy! We'll take good care of him, I promise!" the winged demon mocked.

"...Yes," the gunman said to Cid before holding the cup to his lips, murmuring softly to his demons. "We aren't keeping him."

"Why not?" Galian growled. "Want mate!"

"He is cute," Death Gigas replied.

"I'm keeping him!" Chaos snapped. "Get your own mate!"

Hellmasker glared at the winged beast before revving his chainsaw. "Over my dead body!"

"Ya okay, there, Valentine?" Cid asked, raising an eyebrow at the swirling colors in Vincent's normally crimson orbs. "Ya drop acid?" Blue eyes blinked as the tall man fled from the room. "Vin? ...The fuck did I say?"

Hours later, a large figure stalked into Cid's room, glowing irises looking down at the still trapped, slumbering blonde. Smirking behind his mask, the demon set down his chainsaw on the bed, slowly pulling the blanket off of the pilot's body, being careful of his wrapped injuries. "Cidney..."

Murmuring softly, Cid shifted slightly in his sleep, "Mm..." The blonde jerked awake when he felt his shirt being torn off his body "The fuck?" He fumbled around and turned on the light, bright blue eyes bleary with sleep as he looked at Hellmasker. "...The fuck do ya want?"

"You...Cidney..."

A dark blush covered his face as the human snapped, "The fuck told ya that name? Ain't no one here been told that name!" Large, cold hands pressed against the pilot's chest before pinning him to the bed. "'Ey! Lemme go, ya cold som'bitch!"

"Cidney...mate..."

"Mate? The fuck do ya-" Eyes widened as he felt Hellmasker press his hard cock against the human's clothed cock, voice squeaking slightly. "I- Ya ain't- Valentine's gonna be pissed, yanno!"

"What's all the screaming about?" Yuffie snapped as she ran in with Cloud and Nanaki.

"Nothin'!" Cid snapped back. "Jus' get out 'a here!" Cloud raised an eyebrow at the other blonde.

"...Are you sure? ...Did you annoy Vincent? He usually doesn't use a Limit Break unless he has to."

"Did you attack Vinny?" Yuffie screeched. "Leave him alone, you bully! He's not interested in creepy old men!"

"OLD?" Cid snarled. "I ain't that fuckin' old an' get the fuck out 'a my room! I might be stuck in this bed but 'm still the fuckin' captain 's this airship! FUCK OFF!"

Cloud shrugged before leaving, pulling Yuffie with him while Nanaki chuckled.

"Have fun, Captain," he said as he left.

"...Dammit." The blonde squeaked when he felt the cold hand grip his cock. "Hold up, ya wannabe-lumberjack!"

"Mate..."

"Yeah, yeah, I heard ya! Fuck, yer cold as ice, yanno that? Yer dick better not be as cold as yer hands!" Dark chuckling filled the room as Hellmasker undid his pants, pulling free his large cock, making the smaller human's eyes widen. "Holy fuck..." Pants were torn off of the blonde, a strip of the thick denim being used to gag the blonde as his thick, dripping flesh was pressed against the human's puckered entrance, making the pilot jerk at the cold touch as he was roughly entered; hips arching at the brutal feeling of dry, cold flesh filling his body in a rush. Hands held Cid down as the demon slowly pumped his hips, filling the small man as he easily hit the other's prostate, making him jerk with a muffled moan.

The demon chuckled darkly as he slowly moved, listening the muffled noises that came from the blonde as he did so. He growled deep in his chest when he felt the tight heat around his cold member grow tighter, looking down at the blonde to see him smirking through the gag. Nuzzling the blonde's warm neck, Hellmasker slapped the pilot's ass, making him moan as he squirmed under the demon's cold body. "So warm...Cidney...my mate..." he rasped as he moved faster, watching as the blue eyes grew hazy with lust as the human moved as best as he could, his uninjured leg wrapping around the other's waist as he panted through the gag, hips rolling slightly. "Close?" The demon chuckled dryly as he slammed into the blonde's prostate "Come, Cidney..."

Crying out through the makeshift gag, the human's hips bucked as he climaxed. Hot semen coated his stomach as he went limp, eyelids fluttering as he felt the cold cum of the large demon fill his insides; his world turning black as he passed out.

"So unfair!" Chaos hissed darkly as Hellmasker tucked Cid in before threading his clammy fingers through the blonde's short locks, glowing eyes watching the human affectionately.

"...Mate..."

The winged demon snarled as his golden eyes narrowed, "He is MINE!"

Vincent rolled his eyes, "The Chief doesn't belong to anyone..."

"Says you!" Chaos snapped. "I claimed him! The human is mine!"

"The sky child does not belong to you!" Death Gigas growled. "You cannot even care for him!"

"Mate mine!" Galian snarled, fur raised as he glared at the other demons.

"I had him first!" Chaos snapped.

"A time which the sky child does not even remember," Death Gigas sneered. "Step aside, Bat."

"...Oh hell," Vincent mumbled. "Is this my fate for failing Lucrecia? To listen to this forever?"

"HE IS MINE!" All three demons shouted at once.

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