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Warning(s): See first chapter.

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This was not happening…

The Ouran boys tried hard to convince themselves.

Keyword: tried.

Tamaki didn't help the situation much, fainting four times after seeing the Haruhi-turned-baby, as if the lost of consciousness would make everything a dream.

The twins could only stare in awe as they poke the baby like a piece of foreign specimen. Kyouya was troubled over the fact that this baby…this baby was not going to bring profits at all.

It really wasn't working.

It all came down to the most experience bunch of the group, in which Mori had enough sense and currently the one who had working muscles to deposit the baby in the middle of the couch.

All six members lined up in a circle within five foot radius at the assumed harmful and dangerous little pink being; silently (yes silently) mulling over at the catastrophe that befell their upright and righteous group.

But Haruhi was the complete epitome of innocence.

A thick crop of fine baby brunette hair atop her head and clung shortly at the nape of her neck, and bangs over her eyes that were swept back smoothly over her forehead. Large caramel eyes added to the adorable effect and cute perky nose above small pink cherub lips. Overall, she was a healthy baby with creamy skin and reasonable milk fat. She had taken solace at her currently coated-caked clothes as she nibbled at the black sleeves, occasionally looking up and mumbling incoherent baby gibberish.

"Eyay! Eyay," she scrunched her face momentarily as she tried to look down her chin, "Ebana, bana!" her fingers squeezed tightly as she fisted the sleeve and brining it to her mouth, completely ignoring her baffled audience.

"Haruhi's goooooone!!" the blonde haired, violet eyed (official) father mourned, as he decidedly tried to keep awake from fainting again. This…this…this abominable, freak of nature turned adorable, cute, sweet, drooling, little charming…

"Haruhi…" Tamaki's eyes glazed over in complete moe-ness at the presented bundle of joy. He turned to his best friend, "Mother!! Look at our child!!"

"Last time I remember you were disgusted with it."

"Do not call it—It!!"

"You just did."

"I did not!" the blonde blinked askance.

"Neh, tono! I thought you didn't like her?" Kaoru gave the blonde a raised brow.

"That's impossible! She came from me and mother's loins—"

"Tamaki, please refrain from dragging me into such a position in which I am not willing to take part in." The Shadow King leveled him a stare expressing his slight unease over such a comment from Tamaki.

Heaven knows that he was not a woman…and certainly not a mother nor a wife to this bumbling idiot…and he certainly wouldn't be anytime soon.

Hikaru snickered, "Well tono, it's your dream come true."

"It is!!" Tamaki's eyes glowed as a certain white halo came over his head.

"Don't instigate him, Hikaru." Kyouya glared.

"Hmm…but-but, how do we turn Haru-chan back?" Hunny scrutinized the child, eyes peering over the engrossed baby until her eyes caught his bun-bun.

"Hunny-senpai is right. We have to—"

"Yeene!" the toddler squealed, effectively cutting off the conversation, blinking large eyes and promptly dropping her drooled sleeve. Her hands quickly closing and opening in plea, caramel orbs trained at the fluff of bun-bun in Hunny's back. "Yeene, yeene!"

The question was left in the open as curiosity over the interaction between how Hunny would react with the child aiming for his beloved bunny.

Haruhi didn't waste time getting what she wanted as she shifted from her position to crawl towards the blonde senior who still regarded her in childish wonder. "Yeene, yeene aba baabo teki." She made hand gestures as she moved her head sideways to catch a glimpse of the white bunny

Sensing her wish, Hunny pulled out his bun-bun and grinned widely. "You want bun-bun?"

"Baaaba! Baaba, yeene!" her palms opened and closed in excitement as she tilted forward and capturing the prize tuff of fluff from Hunny's hands. The toddler tumbled back into the couch lazily on her stomach with bun-bun tightly squeezed in her arms as she worked her way chewing off its ears.

The twins began to make a mad search for their cell phone cameras to imprint the precious and absolutely adorable expression.

Hunny squealed in delight as he played with the toddler nuzzling her with his bun-bun's ears. Mori smiling serenely as he sat next to the baby to avoid her from falling off the couch.

Tamaki was crying tears of absolute joy, as he turned to Kyouya with a napkin, the infamous puppy-dog eyes displayed in full blown 'pity-me' stance accompanied with his droop-like ears and quivering lips. He knew it was coming, the downfall of his iron fist as he braced himself to change the inevitable topic at hand.

"Tamaki, we have to find Nekozawa-senpai."

The puppy dog-look intensified, "C-can we keep her??"

Kyouya rubbed his temples. They weren't talking another Antoinette here were they? "You know we can't—"

The whole 'pity-me' look turned to 'pity-us' with a cherry on top, having the twins fanning out behind Tamaki sporting (what would resemble) their best flood of tears. And who wouldn't forget Hunny that came bounding in with the foot scuffling and sniffing that would have all their clients throwing money at them.

The raven head sighed as he closed his eyes. He was an Ootori dammit! Standing up to these idiots shouldn't be too hard. And he was not going to succumb to four boys' plea to keep a baby. A baby! We are not talking frogs to rabbits here, but a high maintenance and unbeneficial cute pink lump of—

'Cute?' Kyouya shook his head to rid of such traitorous thoughts and blaming it on his younger position in the family, therefore having no other baby sibling.

He will be solid of this decision, "We cannot take care of—"

Mori came bounding in view, Haruhi in his arms as the child was busy chewing on her newly found toy while bouncing in Mori's legs.

Onyx eyes glared at the silent senior that poured chocolate syrup atop the ice cream with cherry over his 'fort of defense', "And here I thought you were supposed to be my ally, Mori-senpai."

The dark-haired senior shrugged.

Feeling eyes on her, Haruhi looked up at the man in front of her and blinked, stopping her momentarily chomping at the poor sodden ears, "Ayey meki tetaa yeene! Yeene amam!" the caramel eyed baby's smile split into a wide grin as cute deep dimples showed, and two white milk teeth protruded from her pink gums holding up bun-bun as if a peace offering and a bribe of millions to the Ootori heir…

In which it inevitably cracked the Shadow King's unyielding resolve.

Everyone held their breaths…

Kyouya pinched the bridge of his nose.

Why, oh why, did he have to take responsibility over a bunch of emotionally-controlled people?? How did this happen? What exactly could they do in caring for a child when five grown-up boys were already hard enough to keep up with?

Then again…the situation couldn't get any worse, and they had no current valuable solutions.

The raven head could only drag his hands over his face in frustration. He was going to add another thousand yen in her debt for this cruelty of masses.

"Alright—"

"YAY!!" Tamaki jumped to give Kyouya a hug with a mumbled "You won't regret it!" while he inwardly rolled his eyes. 'This was a mistake already…'

The twins gave each other a high five and a "You'll be a great mother Kyouya-senpai!" in which it had the Shadow King's brows twitching. Hunny grinned enthusiastically and hugged Kyouya's leg.

"Kaoru!! Imagine all the flower sundresses she'll wear!!" Hikaru didn't waste time proclaiming the new designs for the baby to his twin, as they sped of creating ideas of the baby's clothes. A seizing opportunity that a child Haruhi cannot deny…

Mori nodded to Kyouya in gratification as the confused toddler blinked and unknowingly clapped her hands together from the obvious joy of the people in the room. "Ayey ita maama!"

"Look! Kyouya! Our daughter's first word is 'maama!'" Tamaki jumped in delight as heart stars swooned over his head.

The Shadow King could only restrain himself from smacking his head on a desk.

"Ne, ne, Kyou-chan?"

Onyx eyes met questioning green ones.

"You'll tell Haru-chan's papa, right??"

Everyone stiffened, somewhere in the room, a pin dropped.

"Eh? What are you talking about, Hunny-senpai? I'm her daddy!" the blonde beamed.

Haruhi gurgled as if mocking the silence, "Ayey!"

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Ouran Blues: ((Take One)) How Tamaki fainted four times.

"Kyouya-senpai, how long do we keep fanning this idiot?" the twins sighed in annoyance at their fainted king.

"Until his brain decided to come back." The raven-haired deadpanned, not looking up from his scrutiny of their shrunken member.

"Pfft, that'll take a long time." Hikaru whined.

"Oh! I know!" Hunny bounded to them with a bottle of "medicine," "I always use this in to keep people awake after training." The beam of a smile made the twins shudder of the senior's deadly strength, but complied nonetheless.

With a whiff of the medicine over his nose, the blonde bolted upright.

"Mother I—"

"Abuu!" Haruhi giggled at the man.

Tamaki laid back lifeless on the floor.

Everyone had their brows raised.

"Well…that was interesting." Kyouya pushed his glasses up his nose with an amused smirk.

"Hunny-senpai! Do it again!" Kaoru urged, chuckling excitedly.

Hold. Sniff.

"Oh great days of old!! I've dreamt of—"

"Iita!" the toddler clapped, and Tamaki went off like a light.

"If only he's like that when conscious…"

"I think she likes it."

"I know, and it's making me feel better too."

Hunny held up the medicine over his nose one more time.

"Haruhi my dear daughter!! Daddy is here to—"

"Ayey!" she squeezed her hands tightly in glee as she bounced on her seat.

Tamaki slapped himself back on the cold marble.

"I thought third time's a charm, but this one took the cake." Everyone nodded in assent.

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Well I guess this one's another cliffie lol! But soo…what does everyone thing of Ouran Blues Takes? Should I cut it off? Or do it for viewing pleasure? I had fun writing it! ahahah! And so, much thank you's for the revs! They were really, really helpful and sweet! Just like the next chappie1 What would Ranka think?? And the first night of the boys as daddies, lol I do wonder which house she'll stay in…?? :) :)

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